Tom: Do you know why I summoned you here, Harry?
Harry, sighing: Because I accidentally sent you an unfinished copy of Ron’s insanely sexual love confession to Hermione?
Tom, stopping himself from pouring a second glass of wine: What? Weasley wrote that?
Harry, finally noticing the wine, candlelit table, and dinner for two: Uhh, yeah. Wait, what did you think it was?