Prince Charming - Blog Posts

I need him to go crazy actually (theres no fucking way a whole ass curse didn’t fuck him up some how) - said the man who loves curses affecting characters in a relishing chuckle

also heres how I draw Daring pre and post Epic Winter (which wow im just now realizing has a LOT of wasted potential, but said potential gets to run freely in my head so I am neutral on it)

I like to think his hair is naturally curly like Darlings but he straightens it cuz #highschool in 2013 b like that, but then the dragon games and epic winter happens—

also the curse never fully went away cuz I need him to suffer a little more <3

lookit him hes got anxiety now

one more thing, the slivering remains of the EAH fandom? Can we make more daring stuff? pwetty pwease? I need to dissect him and eat him up like pumpkin pie and im just STARVING‼️‼️‼️😋🙏🙏🙏🙏

Pellus' vision:

Reality:

Another Typical Fantasy Romance by Wolhet

Ever after high ocs

Dashing charming(17)

Snowflake white(17)

Snowflake white older sister to apple white despite being older snowflake for some reason didn’t get snow whites destiny so for now her’s is unknown

Dashing charming younger sister of daring charming and older sister to Dexter and darling charming

happy holidays @gayunclejake !! i was your secret gifter for the @sistersgrimmholidayexchange !! :] here’s your gift; some magical fluffy jakeming! 💜✨ hope you like it!! <333

I’ve been doodling character designs as I’m re-reading The Sisters Grimm, here are the ones I did for books 1-3!

Princes, princesses and princexes (I don't know if that's a word but it is now) Charming, let me remind you ridicule is nothing to be scared of :) Y'all slaaaaaaaaay 🥰🥰🥰

I found him. I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset. 

What I'd give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you're in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you're not weak if you can't escape by yourself

I've never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into "princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else", to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she's a strong female character! (Implying if you're in a bad situation, it's because you're not strong enough to get out)

“I’ll never forget the first time I touched….. your hand”

I’ve noticed the Cinderella parallels with kingdom hearts and this one with the prince and anastasia and sora and kairi has me in my feels

Inevitable by The Evilest Regal

When David's whole life comes crumbling down around him, he finds comfort in the most unlikely of places. But is it possible that this new friendship could lead to something more? Or does the fact remain that villains don't get their happy endings? Regina/David EvilCharming Curse has already been broken.

First Star to the Right by misslisa

FairyQueen, pre-Storybrooke. Post 3x03. What happens when Regina is sent to Neverland, on a test from Rumple's magic teachings? Regina has trouble figuring out Neverland, and suddenly she notices her being followed. What happens when it is not who she expected? How will she deal with the fairy from her past?

Hotwife Confession: Halloween at the Sex Club

It was our first visit to this particular sex club, and on the way in we had told the bouncer it was our first time, so he was nice enough to give us the nickel tour of the place. He walked us across the dance floor and past the bar area (explaining that it was BYOB, but soft drinks and mixers were free), the two “couples only” lounge areas (no single men allowed in the sitting areas, except by express invitation of a couple), and the various “back rooms” (bedrooms for sex...with windows and door into the hallway that could be closed for privacy or left open for exhibition) and the “play pit” (an open sex area with a central “bed” with seats all around it for play or watching, also closed off to single men except by invitation of a couple). It was a little overwhelming at first, but after an hour or so of walking around and playing voyeur to dozens of couples, threesomes, and moresomes, we were really quite excited. He told us that one of the biggest events of the year was the Halloween Party, which was happening two weeks from that night (spoiler alert: we made our reservation on our way out of the club that night).

After watching through several of the play room windows, and getting a look at what was going on in the play pit, we sat in one of the lounge areas and made out for a while, and we saw another couple sitting on the sofa across from us having a really good time...she had gotten down on her knees in front of him and started blowing him. I was wearing my red dress and no panties, so G had easy access, and he started rubbing my vag, which was dripping wet after watching all the displays of sex and sexuality all night. He fingered me as I watched the other woman fellating her partner. I finally understood why G liked watching me so much...It really was hot watching a woman get fucked or suck a cock. After cumming on his fingers, we made our way out of the club and headed home. The whole way home we talked about what costumes we’d want to wear to the Halloween party.

The following weekend, on Sunday, G came home from church with his costume idea...several years earlier, when I was pregnant, we’d gone to his cousin’s Halloween party as a drunken priest and a pregnant nun. Sacrilegious? Maybe...but definitely irreverently fun! He still had the clerical shirt and would go as a priest. I didn’t want to go as a nun, and as we were watching the game that afternoon, I came up with my idea. I went into the bedroom and stripped naked. I put on just a mesh football jersey and applied some eyebrow pencil in thick bands under my eyes like the football players do. I slipped on a pair of Skechers heels so they looked like sneakers, but gave me the few inches of lift my 5′0″ frame needed...and I headed back out to the living room. G’s jaw dropped when he saw me come into the room, and I knew my costume would be perfect. My nipples were clearly visible through the mesh, and the jersey just BARELY covered my ass. If I bent over, you could see anything you wanted to see.

When the big night arrived, we got dressed in our costumes, and I grabbed a trench coat to cover up on the way there. When we arrived at the club, it was already packed with people. The bouncer had been right. There were four or five times as many people at the club than there had been two weeks earlier. When we walked into the main room, I was getting the once over by a bunch of the guys, and G was getting patted on the back with “great costume!” and “forgive me father, for I have sinned,” comments from everyone he met. We decided to take a lap around the place like we had the first night. All of the costumes were great! Sexy, funny, elaborate, or simple...couples’ matching costumes and groups of friends in theme outfits. By the time we got to the back rooms and play pit, most of the costumes were either halfway or fully removed, and most of the rooms’ windows were open so everyone could see what was going on inside. Several members of the Justice League were fucking the shit out of Wonder Woman and Batgirl in one room, and there was a leopard with butt plug tail and a strapon pegging a werewolf on a leash in another. I have to say, the costumes made the night WAY more entertaining than just watching naked people have sex. I was dripping wet already (and I would have sworn my juices were running down my inner thighs walking around the club). 

When we got to the play pit, I’d had enough...Luckily, there were only a few couples sitting around the circle, and no one was on the bed in the center (it was more like a 6′ leather ottoman than a bed, but I digress...) I whispered in G’s ear that I wanted him to go down on me in the play pit. He was a little surprised that I wanted HIM to go down on him...he expected me to pick someone else at first, but he was more than happy to oblige. We made our way to the bed and I laid back on the ottoman. I raised my knees and spread my legs for him. He got between them, hooked his arms around them, and lifted my jersey a few inches, to expose my shaved and glistening pussy. He started licking my clit and sucking on it, flicking his tongue in and out of my dripping pussy. Within a few minutes, Snow White came over to the bed and leaned over me. She was stunning, with her bright red lipstick and jet black bangs. She asked me if it was OK to kiss me, and I gave a little nod, although I was nervous because I had never kissed a girl before (no, I never experimented with my roommates or sorority sisters in college...despite how many times G begs me to reveal the secret). When G saw her lips touch mine and watched us start to french kiss as he was going down on me, he sucked hard on my clit and made me cum. Snow White ran her fingers through my hair (yes, it felt wonderful...almost as good as when a man does it) and pulled my face toward hers as we locked lips and tasted each other’s tongues. Electric waves ran through my whole body, and my thighs clamped down on G’s head as he struggled to keep going while I came on his face. I moaned as we kissed, and when my orgasm had subsided, Snow White said she wanted a turn. 

G moved out of the way as Snow White took his place between my knees. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but when her expert tongue began to lick my pussy, I didn’t care what else was going on. Oh. My. God! She knew exactly how to lick my clit, and she inserted two fingers inside me and instantly found my g-spot, which drove me wild. I came again for her almost immediately as I grasped her head and held it in between my legs. When I relaxed, she lifted her head and smiled at me (note to self...find out what brand of lipstick she was wearing...it was still perfect). It was then that I realized Prince Charming was watching us from the seats around the pit. G had taken a seat and was watching intently, and I gestured to the handsome prince across from him to come on over. I wanted to suck some dick while I was being eaten and fingered. He had on green tights, a puffy shirt, and a red suede vest, and wore a crown and a plastic sword on a leather belt. I could see the bulge running down his left leg, and I reached for it as he came over to the ottoman. He took off the sword and belt, and slipped his thumbs into the waistband of the tights, pulling them down and revealing his gorgeous cock. It stood at attention before me, and I grasped it by the base and gave it a light squeeze. I pulled him around behind me and tilted my head back off the edge of the ottoman. I gave his balls a lick, and took each one into my mouth as he got into position above my face. He moaned as I sucked his balls, and I stroked his shaft as his precum began to flow. 

He took his cock in his hand and aimed it at my open mouth, and I tasted his precum as I closed my lips around his head. He stood there and let me suck him and lick him as he watched Snow White licking my pussy and finger fucking me with expert technique. I wrapped my arm around his thigh and pulled him closer, and he entered my throat slowly. I held back the urge to gag, and took him all the way to the base of his shaft. He began to fuck my throat, and Snow White looked up at him and smiled. “You have to taste this, hon...she’s delicious!” He fucked my mouth a few more times, and then abruptly pulled out, slapped his cock a few times on my face, and moved around to where Snow White was just beginning to make me cum again. Her fingers were magical, and they were driving me wild as she flicked her tongue across my clit. I was just starting to cum, when she pulled away and Prince Charming thrust his cock deep inside me. He stretched me wide apart, and grasped my legs by the ankles, lifting them high in the air as he spread my legs apart. He leaned in and fucked me deeply, as I came hard. My legs quivered and shook in the air as he held them steady, and his cock battered my cervix over and over again.

Snow White lifted my jersey above my boobs and began licking and sucking my nipples as Prince Charming fucked the shit out of me. There were several onlookers now, all watching me get pleasured over and over again by this fantasy royal couple. G was stroking his cock through his black slacks, enjoying every moment of the scene before him. Snow White kissed me again, and I could taste myself all over her lips and tongue. Prince Charming lowered his hands to my knees and pushed my legs up to my chest, mounting me even deeper and fucking me harder with his big cock. He was pounding away at me and I was unable to kiss Snow White because I was screaming out in ecstasy. I wanted him to fuck me harder and faster and deeper and let everyone in the pit know exactly what I wanted. I’d never been so vocal during sex, and I was totally uninhibited. Snow White pinched my nipples and pulled on them, and Prince Charming pushed my legs farther up, as his pace quickened. His balls were slapping my ass, and the wet, sloppy sounds of our genitals slapping against one another were loud enough to be heard, even over my screams of pleasure. I begged him to cum inside me, but as he was about to cum, he pulled out and Snow White lunged at his cock, taking him in her mouth. I watched jealously as his cock pulsated in her mouth, filling it with hot cum. She pulled her mouth off his cock and leaned down to me, moving in for another kiss. As our lips touched, she opened hers and I felt the cum begin to leak out of her mouth. I opened my mouth to receive her tongue and the hot, thick load of cum she was sharing with me. We snowballed the hot jizz in a sexy live girl-on-girl porn routine for G and Prince Charming (and apparently everyone else watching us in the pit, because we got a round of applause and some boisterous cheers when I finally swallowed the huge load). 

I don’t know about a Trick, but I definitely got a Treat that night!

Instead of a gender reveal party, have a queen curse you and the only person or creature that can save you or help you is the goblin man in the basement who can see the future so you go down and make a deal with him and then he reveals the gender of your baby

Once Upon a Royal Family

princesses and knights have my heart, always

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(Based on La Belle Dame Sans Merci (if Frank Dicksee sucked ass at drawing horses))

good evening to everyone but Mattel for cancelling ever after high before making these two canon

Do you remember when I almost walked in front of a speeding car and you pulled me back so hard I laughed? later that night you called yourself my guardian angel, which was funny because for you I'd kneel and join my hands to The Something I've never really believed in. But I didn't tell you that, instead I told you about how I never really believed in Santa or prince charming because Santa had my dad's handwriting and my mom taught me that to love is an afterthought, only fulfilled in heaven.

so you don't believe in heaven?

No, but would you come for me when it's 3 in the morning and I'm pouring out all of the ink I have on paper, hoping it covers the blood that runs 'neath? Let me slice my hand on your halo, when I need to feel human again? Would you engulf me in your wings and let me tell you about how sometimes when I cross a road I reach for a hand that isn't there?

I'll find you in heaven just to prove you wrong.

But wouldn't you rather be stretching your arms above to the eternity I can prove, I will prove, for I am twistedly determined to prove you wrong, right next to me?

but how would you know it's me next to you?

I'd know, I'd know you, I'd always know you, your branches would be the one's above mine when the rays get too harsh.

To all Oncers, do we think David Nolan aka Prince Charming is illiterate? Like he has to be without a doubt. All that’s stopping it from being canon is one person on the show saying so

hey darlin’…

*giggles and blushes like a schoolgirl* (both of us)