Prince/Cthulhu - Blog Posts
I am going to do the ADeuce combo for this ask.
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Ace: Ok you demon cat! We all know you are the god Cthulhu in disguise, What are you looking for in Yuu?
Deuce: Ace shouldn’t we take a lighter approach to this
Ace: What is this thing hurts Yuu, will you be able to live knowing a friend got hurt and you did nothing to stop it?
Deuce: What do you want with Yuu, and you better not hurt them in any way!
Prince: Stupid humans, you are the ones that should be worried not Yuu. As if I would let anyone touch a hair on that child’s head.
Ace: Why is such a powerful god not taking advantage of a little child like Yuu?
Deuce: Yuu is the same age as we are Ace. What are your plans with Yuu?
Prince: Yuu is smarter then they let on and I was just passed down to them from with in the family. Yuu will soon become my student as I teach them my ways.
Deuce: So, no one will hurt Yuu?
Prince: As long as I’m by their side, no one will lay a finger on them.
Ace: So no more worrying for Yuu’s safety.
Prince: Or yours, I’m starting to like the two of you.
RIP to the student that dares to mess with Yuu, hope getting eaten by a literal god is the way you want to leave this world.
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Random Student: Hey, Yuu can I have your help with something?
Mc: Sure I can help.
RS: Great, come with me. We have to be in the forest as we have to get something from there.
Mc: Ok, let’s go!
*Deep in the forest without Grim* RS: *Pulls out magic pen and looks at Mc* Mc: So what are we looking for
RS: *Points pen at Mc* Nothing you magicless idiot!
Prince: Grrrr ahhhsgavshbshffsjvehsuhsbs
RS: Shut up you cat! *Turns to look at Prince* RS: What! Ahahaha, make your cat stop.
Mc: Mmm... Nope
Prince: *Eats the student* ———
Non-Human students: I have felt some has angered Cthulhu... We need to leave.
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The student was never seen again and Mc acts like everything is normal. Non human students now have fear of prince.
Let’s all be honest MC knows their pet cat is Cthulhu and just acts oblivious to the whole thing! I am going to call the cat Prince.
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Lilia: *Looking at mc’s cat* Mc is your cat really a cat?
MC: Of course Prince is a cat! What else can he be?
Lilia: He just has a really weird feeling to him that’s all.
MC: What dose that mean?
Lilia: Don’t worry child.
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Trein: Mc take your cat back to your dorm he is scarring everyone.
Mc: Grim you heard that get the hell out.
Grim: He was talking about the demon on your lap minion!
Mc: I shall fail if I don’t have Prince with me, so no.
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Mc: Tsunotarou, may I ask you a question?
Malleus: You may ask your question child of man.
Mc: Why is everyone scared of Prince, he’s just a normal cat?
Malleus: Maybe your dear cat is really the god Cthulhu.
Mc: Hahah! You really are funny Tsunotarou.
Malleus: You are so oblivious child of man.
Mc: ???
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Mc: *Walks into Savanaclaw with Prince* Leona: Get out of here now!
Mc: Why?
Leona: Your stupid cat is a god in disguise, herbivore!
Mc: ???
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*Random student overblots* Prince:
Students: What the fuck!
Non-human students & staff members: I KNEW IT!
Mc: Spit him out Prince!
Prince: *Spits out OB student* Mc: Good kitty!
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In the end no one messes with me as Prince will eat them. Everyday Mc scares more people.