Punkbites - Blog Posts
"..." So that's how this was gonna be, hmm? He's in the shittiest position right now too, 'cause if he retaliates he's giving him ammo to throw him out for real.
Cheekfins flared, he just retracts further into the bathtub, praying that at least the sparks don't hit him. This sucks.
"Sure, sure - get your beauty sleep." Jacks waved an hand in dismiss, pretending like he was going to just relax. But in truth he figured, if he was being the worst roommate ever, maybe the guy would just fuck off on his own.
So he released his Toxtricity. "Just ignore me and my buddy just jammin' out a bit." And as if on cue, Riff the Toxtricity began to play some loud music, causing sparks to jump into the air.
"..." Why's everyone so fucking rude to him (save for like. 3 people)? He visibly deflates, allowing himself to sink back into the tub. "I don't e'en fit in there-- Whatevs. Jus' let me snooze."
This was gonna be a long ass fucking night, wasn't it? The things he did for Plumeria, seriously. Not only was he crashing in a bathroom but he also had to listen to stupid fish puns.
"You wanna pay me back? Just dive on back into the ocean. We could try flushin' you down the toilet."
@punkbites // Continued;
"Funny? I ain't no clownfish now, am I?"
He doesn't like this guy's attitude right now. Cheekfins flare up a little at the accusatory point in his direction, but he doesn't make much more of a move other than that.
"...Might take a bit."
Not a lie. He heals incredibly slow. Most merfolk do.
"I'll pay y'all back somehow fer this. Promise." That might have come out wrong. "In a positive way, I mean."
^ Completely unaware of any weird plans nor anything else 'cause he's in snooze town.