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Pestilential Tide
Death waited by the riverbank of Hamelin.
A black tidal wave rose and collapsed, narrowly missing the tabby running from the giant swarm of rats.
Wild-eyed, claws out, the cat growled around the ancient rat trapped in his maw, swatted fiercely at the rodents that came too close, shook off the ones that jumped on his back, without slowing down.
Puss jumped into the river, claws gripping a drifting log. The rats tried to swim to their captured leader. They got swallowed by the wild currents like black foam.
"You’re giving me a real workout," Death shook his head fondly.
Words Unspoken
Jack Horner’s wish had cataclysmic consequences.
All magical creatures were stripped of their powers or disappeared outright. Those who remained were entirely at the mercy of an all-powerful tyrant.
Puss could no longer talk, wield a sword, or stand on his hind legs. But he remembered who he was.
The wolf remembered him too. Puss had known as soon as they had met again, red eyes locked on green.
He looked from the cat to the former pie factory turned magical fortress. They were headed the same way.
Words were unnecessary. Their intent was clear:
‘We’ll take him down together.’
I just posted chapter 9 of The Golden Hourglass!
Only one chapter to go before the end!
In the meantime, I will be participating in DeathPuss Week (see the details on this post): I will be posting one drabble per day for the event, from June 15th to June 21st. I hope you like them!
You know what? I'll do it too.
Expect one daily SFW Death in Boots drabble (exactly 100 words) for each prompt posted on my AO3 account when the event starts.
Happy Pride Month, everybody!
What are you going to do for pride month?
this
Chapter 6 of The Golden Hourglass is here at last!
And yes, the chapter count went up again, hopefully for the last time; nine is a good number for this story. (And Puss in Boots: The Last Wish fanfiction in general.)
Enjoy!
A ship edit I did :3 ❤️
(Death and puss are laying close next to each other for a date and puss is spilling some stupid yet silly thoughts that he is having to death)
Puss: death…
Death: yeah?
Puss: when you think about it Cupid is evil because they always pair people with abusers if they don’t get lucky..
Death: what?-
Puss: and what if the air and wind is trying to kill us but it takes years for it too.
Death: gato are you ok?-
Puss: someone right now could be dying right now but we can’t see it…
Death: what the fu-
Puss: anyways wanna make out-
Incorrect quotes for ships I like:
Caine x kinger-
When kinger is mad at Caine:
Caine:*pops out of nowhere*Hiya kinger would you like to play a game with me!
Kinger ignores:….
Caine:uhhhh kinger….?
(Literally only 10 seconds later)
Caine on kingers head balling his eyes out:PLZZZZZ ANSWER MEEEEE 😭😭😭😭
Kinger realizes he f**ked up and hugs him tightly
Death x puss-
Puss being annoying to death to get his attention:
Puss:heyyyyyy deathhhh
Death:what mi amor..
Puss:Whyyyy are you so tallll
Death:are you drunk or something…?
Puss:maybe
Freddy x foxy
Foxy being flirty with Freddy:
Foxy:ay captain~
Freddy:what do you want..
Foxy:ya~
Freddy: O////O
Ragatha x pomni
Pomni wanting love and affection:
Pomni laying on top of ragatha and pouting: ragathaaaa….
Ragatha:what darling?
Pomni: I want hugsssss plzzz
Ragatha chuckles and hugs pomni: oh you poor thing~
Jax x kaufmo
Kaufmo telling a flirty joke:
kaufmo: hey Jax~
Jax:yeah?
kaufmo: can i tell you a joke?~
Jax sighs: sure knock yourself out
kaufmo: what is something I want to kiss me?
Jax: what?
kaufmo: you~
Jax: oh you little~
That it for now 👁️👁️
NEW AU YALL OK SO PUSS AND DEATH BUT HUMAN AND KIDS MWHAHAHAHAHHAH
Yes chef kiss a flustered wolf that kills people and a confident cat robber 👁️👁️💅❤️
Why? Cuz I said so😃
Okay ima address this… so while I was in the mental hospital I was doing a brain rot of headcannons(sorry if I spelled it wrong) for death x puss that everyone would like and probably use so here is a few I came up with :3
1.
When death is done with work and is having a bad day, he would teleport(look idk 🤷♀️) to puss and drag him to the house just too cuddle but hey I can’t blame him 💅
2.
So when puss is tired/cold or just wants to annoy death he climbs into deaths cloak and climb to his neck then hugs it which leaves death either flustered or confused/careful
3.
After death and puss has an argument, death gets close to puss and nibbles on his ear or kisses his cheek multiple times as apologizing
4.
Death gets jealous when a boy or girl is getting flirty with puss, then he probably lures them to die or just tries to scare them away
5.
Puss likes to borrow(ahem…steals..) his lovely partner’s sickles
6.
Puss like to wear death’s cloak when he has it off even though it’s wayyy to big for him but death like to see puss squirm to walk when he actually gets it on
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There will be more 😈😈😈
Y’all y’all here me out….
….Swap au Monty x Freddy
And….
Swap au death x puss
I SAID HERE ME OUT-
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Okay fine I just think it will be silly and cute 👁️👁️
Puss:lobo lobo lobo lobo lobo lobo lobo lobo-
Death: Jesus what gato!
Puss:i love you ❤️
Death sighs: I love you too ❤️…
YALL THEY ARE GAY
