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I think that if Picard ever accidentally fell asleep on Q, like just the slightest little head rest on Q's shoulder, Q would be so surprised but absolutely positively delighted!
He'd wait a few seconds to make sure Picard's actually asleep, listen to him breathing quietly, and then just- pick him up and place him fully on his lap. Like if a pet falls asleep next to you you'd pick it up and place it on your lap to cuddle it more. Q doesn't do anything else, even if he gets bored he lets Picard sleep. He just keeps his arms around the captain's waist and holds him happy to have his fun.
Of course when Picard wakes up he either (1) wakes up alone and with his favourite hot tea by his side bc Q vanished and didn't want Jean Luc to get all harumph harumph >:( about being in Q's lap or (2) Picard wakes up and does in fact get all angry after he realizes he's sitting in Q's lap which Q doesn't help by teasing him non-stop making the captain flush just a little bit.
I imagine that Q's visits to the enterprise become so common that after a while the crew just gets used to him appearing for non-malicious purposes. If you happen to walk into ten forward and see the captain arguing with Q then you just know not to question or interrupt them, it’s just a lovers quarrel.
I can just picture some transfer ensign aboard the enterprise walking with a few other ensigns down the hall and they see the captain with Q by his side talking and Q does something with his powers and the transfer ensign being like "😯 i-isnt that Q!? Why's he here!? Hasn't he been a massive fucking danger to the ship in the past??? Why are we not on red alert rn!????" and all the other ensigns are like "chill, he's just on a date with his boyfriend😊"
Encounter at Farpoint has many faults, but establishing the homoerotic tension between Captain Jean-luc Picard and Q the cuntress was not one of them
Do ya think that when Q was creating his human form to speak with Picard he was like "Even though it really doesn't matter how I appear in front of them because ultimately I am a far more advanced and uncomprehendingly larger being than all of them, I still have to make myself taller than Jean-luc so I can lean ominously over him and intimidate him >:)" but because Q has no understanding of personal space whatsoever to any on looking crewmember or ensign it just looks like he's bending over to stuff his face into Jean-luc's neck
So I've been reading a lot of star trek comics lately and I came across this one story with an interesting concept and great art, but also discovered it has a GOLDMINE of Qcard shippy moments to which I immediately collected and wanted to share with the Qcard mutuals on tumblr, below are the most obvious ones in order:
I love the confirmation from everyone else that yes they are attached at the hip, yes they are in love and mad about it, and yes Q does have an obsession with that old man
(P.S I highly recommend this comic, here's the link if you wanna read: Star Trek: The Q Conflict 001 (2019) | Read All Comics Online)
Re-watching s4ep20 Qpid and am wondering what exactly Q meant when he leans down closer to Jean-Luc and says in a softer voice “I could help you with it.” And why he has such an honest look on his face. At the start of their conversation, he was being his regular Q-self, but he says this like he’s serious about this, like he would actually help Jean-Luc write a better speech. And after Jean-Luc says, “No thank you.” He pauses for a moment and actually looks a little disappointed.
The whole episode was one of their gayest, Jean-Luc was having a bisexual nightmare and I live for it.
Local Starship Captain Realizes He's Bisexual, Suddenly, Horribly. More at 11
Yes this is all real, you should read Q-In-Law
For @yourbuerokrat2 and @centipede-rain
Slavic AU. Like The ballad «Der Erlkonig»
People say that the owner of the local lands was once a human. It seems to me that they are lying – this monster has never had a soul.
The blood flows imperceptibly, like a scarlet thread onto the sprout. The Owner of the Swamp has a gentle voice and a cruel personality. Song: Сны Саламандры - У хозяина болота
@yourbuerokrat2 and wonderful @centipede-rain Concept idea
>Season 1, episode 1. Q judges Picard's team. Q says the captain is impertinent and disrespectful. As an apology, he should immediately start kissing and licking Q's shoes with public respect. Otherwise, his team will suffer even more.
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First, Q stretches out his foot and waves the tip of his toe in front of Picard's face. He remains silent for a long time with his eyes closed. Then, gently, timidly, he touches him lips to the black skin.
A satisfied smile touches the moody curve of Q's lips. He lowers his foot lower, forcing Picard to get down on one knee. And then he puts it on the floor altogether.
Picard is having trouble breathing. He feels his face burning with humiliation. The captain's uniform doesn't have a stiff collar, but it feels like something is constricting his throat. And his lungs felt like they were in a vice.
An inner instinct tells him that it is better to appease the deity in advance, without waiting for a disgruntled foot twitching.
Picard gets down on his knees and bends his head, touching his cheek to the cold floor. It makes it easier to lick the sides of shoes, not just the toe. The latter became shiny and wet from the captain's zeal.
@yourbuerokrat2
Concept idea. Please, use it for fanfiction and other art. Qcard Story about boot licking.
Eng:
Season 1, episode 1. Q judges Picard's team. Q says the captain is impertinent and disrespectful. As an apology, he should immediately start kissing and licking Q's shoes with public respect. Otherwise, his team will suffer even more.
Rus:
1 сезон, 1 серия. Кью судит команду Пикара. Кью говорит, что капитан дерзок и непочтителен. В качестве извинений, он должен сейчас же начать целовать и вылизывать туфли кью с публичным уважением. Иначе его команда будет страдать ещё сильнее.
@yourbuerokrat2
I am actually quite serious but if your reaction is not what I was hoping for I am going to pretend I was joking haha
Rus:
я на самом деле вполне серьезен, но если твоя реакция не такая, как я ожидал, я притворюсь, что пошутил, ха-ха
Same energy / Литерали
Star Trek TNG episode 9
Thoughts:
Q, why?
Why.
What does he want?
I have only q-uestions.
Q is a petty man child.
Riker turned fast.
The Q is cult confirmed.
