Don't you just fucking love when a little ass 8 year old walks a little too close behind you and you warn them NINE FUCKING TIMES and then THEY FUCKING LAUGH WHEN YOU WARN THEM
BUT FOUR MINUTES LATER THEY GET ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BY YOUR FADOKUS ASS WHILE SWINGING BECAUSE THEY RAN BEHIND YOU, START CRYING, TELL THEIR MOTHER, BLAME YOU, THEN YOU GETTING YOUR ASS CHEWED OUT BECAUSE 'They hit their head' AND THEN THE FUCKING PARK MANAGER HAS TO PULL UP FUCKING FOOTAGE OF YOU WARNING THE CHILD MULTIPLE TIMES, THEN GETTING HIT, SO THE MOTHER DOESNT 'press charges' BECAUSE THEIR FUCKING CHILD MADE FACIAL CONTACT WITH MY FAT APROACHING ASS DESPITE CLEARLY BEING WARNED!?
My fat fadonkus ass: 1
Dumb ass 8yo: 0