Yes I do believe I have one, lemme just get my- OW OW OW! *continues saying ow as I walk to my butter, then I walk back, resetting each trap on the way* see? Fool proof!
I have covered my kitchen floor in 10'000 rat traps as @the-rat12 suggested. HAHAHA, YOU CANT GET MY BUTTER ANYMORE
YOU THINK DEPLOYING THE [Rat Traps] MEANS YOU'VE WON [A Free Meal] TO [Winning]?! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! YOU WILL NEVER BE THE [[Big Cheese]] WITHOUT MY PATENTED [Hyperlink Blocked]!!!!! BELIEVE IT OR !!!!!