i do think id look good as fuck after receiving an obviously lethal blow. like i feel id do a great job looking down at my body to see a gaping hole in it, making eye contact with you, saying “oh” very quietly before i keel over… stuff like that
"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning
boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair
when you're a shapeshifter i bet letting yourself slowly fall off a rooftop only to turn into a bird and fly away feels soooo good