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do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression
RESTING BITCH FACE
To everyone who thinks I have a problem with you, don’t be so full of yourselves. I don’t give a fuck about you so don’t think that how I look like has something to do with you.
Gojo dating a woman with a rbf.
Tw: random man being a man, you have an rbf, mentions of sitting on Gojo’s face, y’all are literally the best couple, rlly short.
(Pls comment or use my ask thingy on my pf things yall want me to write ab. It don’t gotta be Gojo or jjk either 🙏)
It was a beautiful day. You and Gojo were happy as could be, going from spot to spot on foot. You’d insisted on forcing Gojo to act normal and not filthy fucking rich. And he was actually enjoying it.
He’d had an arm either wrapped around your shoulders or a hand on your waist all day.
And you’d smile at his jokes or when he’d point at cute or cool shit.
However, while Gojo knew you were having a good time, the general public did not.
You were a beautiful young woman yes, but goddamn was your rbf a bad one. I mean it looked like someone had pissed in your cereal and stole all your favorite clothes.
When you weren’t smiling, your face was resting.
And when it was resting people would stare.
Most would whisper “someone’s in the doghouse” “wonder what that guy did” “what crawled up her ass and died”
Yk shit like that cuz humans are shit talkers through and through.
You and Gojo were sitting in a cute little restaurant. It was packed to the brim, the house was full to its ass and the hostess was swamped as she juggled servers who begged not to be sat but had to be sat.
You and Gojo sat in calm silence as you zoned out on his forehead. It happened sometimes and Gojo loved it because it meant he could stare and admire you.
However, out of the corner of your eye, you noticed a couple of guys staring in y’all’s direction. One of them even pointed at you.
Immediately, you turned to Gojo “fuck, babe is there shit on my face?” You were ready to be mortified but Gojo just shook his head.
“No pretty, there’s nothing on your face. Except those pretty eyes that I’m waiting to make roll back when we get home.” Gojo grinned and leaned in, that shit eating grin on his face.
You just rolled your eyes, a pretty smile rising to your lips. However, you noticed one of those guys freeze mid step as he was apparently approaching you.
He blinked, seemingly confused. Did you have some batshit crazy mood swings or were you just fucking with your boyfriend?
Gojo turned his head to look at the man. “Can I help you?” He was just as confused as you. “What you wanna an autograph? Man I know I’m famous but-“
“You should smile more. It’s really pretty.” The young man stared at you, although his brows furrowed when your face dropped.
“Get the fuck outta here.” Your lip curled in disgust, “fucking men.”
“Baby come on we’re leaving. I’m angry and wanna sit on your face.”
“Don’t gotta tell me twice.” Gojo just dropped a $180 on the table and wrapped an arm around your shoulder. However as y’all passed the guy, he turned his head and mouthed a thank you.
YALL MY FRIEND LOOK ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID I HAD THE BITCHIEST RESTING FACE.
