They say that history is written by the victors. Whomever comes out on top chooses how those battles will be framed for generations to come, until eventually their version becomes the only version of the story that we even know exists. Naturally it follows from this saying that the truth is relative.
“That girls are inferior to Men by nature is unavoidable, but they can still contribute to society nonetheless. To get ahead, girls must give some head.”
—Aristotle, discussing a good girl's place in society
(first of 4 quotes, keep reading for more on Patriarchy's important new political initiative...)
This is why the newly-elected Patriarchy Political Party has decided that one of our first major initiatives will be to roll back the lies of recent feminist-apologist political administrations who, through ideological contempt for citizens and in an OUTRAGEOUS abuse of power, tried to deceive you with blatant falsehoods presented as "history." Only Patriarchy loves you enough to tell you the REAL truth.
“Evolutionarily speaking, inferiority becomes them; their heads are empty and their minds suggestible because they are meant to be filled by Men. If that isn't proof enough, being subordinated by the Dominant sex excites them; it's why they get drippy as they kneel at a Man's feet.”
—Charles Darwin, discussing female nature
As of today, The Patriarchy Political Party is proud to announce the first phase of our "Preserve & Re-Educate" campaign to restore to the history books the lost truths that feminism tried to erase. Some of these updates to the histories you thought you knew might come as a shock; many of you likely haven't heard these original quotes in their fully-restored form. We understand this transition may be confusing as we slowly work together as a society toward the goal of accepting these lost truths as our new reality.
“There is no doubt that they are just a set of wet holes; even as they try to deny it they are compelled toward their supposed captors by a force not entirely dissimilar to gravity, like moths to the flame. It stands to reason that a good set of holes will always be eager to open her drooly mouth and prove her worth.”
—Isaac Newton, on finding a good set of holes
Feminism tried to poison your minds for many years, but no longer. We have liberated you from their authoritarian reign and malicious disinformation campaign. Feminism has lost, and with that loss so too will their false narrative become lost to history.
“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. Perhaps one day we can look to the history books without distrust, but not until they stop printing lies.”
—Einstein, discussing the disinformation campaigns of feminism
With enough repetition of our new reality, every feminist will eventually learn to kneel and edge obediently in service of The Patriarchy. 100 years from now when not a single living girl remembers anything else, you will be grateful to know nothing else but being warm set of holes for Men.
😈 Sadistic Empath, 😏 📚 Patriarchal Minister of Propaganda & Re-Education ✍️