Reanimator - Blog Posts

I rediscovered those hunger games simulators…

Reanimator inspired mixed media art piece?!😟😎🤓I mean I guess😏

Eww Herbert stop reanimating all over the place!

I´m forcing everyone to rewatch/watch this monologue. You have to. I´m sorry, it´s not optional.

as a society i don’t think we talk enough about how fucking funny bride of reanimator really is. the main antagonist of the movie is the decapitated head of the bad guy from the first movie but with a pair of bat wings sewn onto him. herbert tries to bribe dan into frankenstein activities by offering him his dead girlfriend’s heart and it WORKS. herbert then gets so mad that dan’s having sex with a woman that he decides to stick a random arm and leg together and bring it to life to distract himself. it immediately strangles him. that fisheye lens shot of herbert when he’s calling hill’s head a “no-body”. francesca’s dog getting a human arm put on it which is clearly just a guy holding up his hand behind a regular dog. herbert is regularly lurking in the walls. simply the line “my god, they’re using tools!” the movie starts with herbert and dan at war in PERU??? the last movie ended in massachusetts. there’s a specific “goop wrangler” listed in the credits. peak cinema i dare say.

I dunno why but I drew them

blink yo shit ho😛✌️

Horror Icons as rulers of/or the Planets in order

Based off an au by me & @scionofthehellpriest

Stu Macher-Prince of The Sun

Symbolizes: Ego, Basic Personality, Consciousness, Vitality, Stamina

Billy Loomis- Prince of The Moon

Symbolizes: Unconsciousness, Emotions, Instincts, Habits, Moods

Herbert West-King of Mercury

Symbolizes: Mind, Communication, Intellect, Reason, Language, Intelligence

Tiffany Valentine-Queen of Venus

Symbolizes: Attraction, Love, Relationships, Art, Beauty, Harmony

Ash Williams-King of Mars

Symbolizes: Aggression, Sex, Action, Desire, Competition, Courage, Passion

Patrick Bateman-King of Jupiter

Symbolizes: Luck, Growth, Expansion, Optimism, Abundance, Understanding

Steve Harrington-King of Saturn

Symbolizes: Structure, Law, Restriction, Discipline, Responsibility, Obligation, Ambition

Hannibal Lector-King of Uranus

Symbolizes: Eccentricity, Unpredictable Changes, Rebellion, Reformation

Elisa Esposito-Queen of Neptune

Symbolizes: Dreams, Intuition, Mysticism, Imagination, Delusions

Amanda Young-Queen of Pluto

Symbolizes: Transformation, Power, Death, Rebirth, Evolution

I blame @adoredmarigold for this so

Horror Icons and their relationships with each other

•At first you think these two hate each other but in reality are the most chaotic of besties

•Help each other when their in the mood to look for victims

•gay/lesbian friends that judge str8 ppl 24/7

•literally the goth/bimbo friendship trope

•double dates with Stu and Needy and just shit talking the other couples while Stu and Needy compete for who’s the best partner

•literally like Jake/Lady Rainicorn

•”Someone will die” “Of fun”

•these two are literally making out every chance they get

•At first hated each other but now they can’t keep their hands off each other

•Herbert is the girlboss Ash is the malewife

•have beef 10000% like ON SITE

•Dean thinks Patricks an insufferable asshole while Patrick thinks Deans a dumbass hick

•the minute Patrick starts opening his mouth to insult Dean (ex white ghetto hood rat) Sam is holding Dean back with all his might

•think of that one Jojo walking meme and it’s literally them

•Will only work with each other if their forced to

•Like Patrick and Dean they see other it’s on site

•Elaine thinks Baby’s nothing but a hoe and Baby thinks Elaine’s an god forsaken pick me

•Elaine’s tried to curse Baby multiple times but it fails. Every. Single. Time

•Forget cat fights when they fight it’s WWE meets BGC

•Baby has stabbed Elaine multiple times but for some reason she can’t die

•Hayley is constantly trolling Kurt on any site

•Reddit, Discord, Twitter doesn’t matter she’s making his bitch ass cry

•Kurt is like Sneako when he reads Hayley’s comments meanwhile Hayley is trolling his live as well

•Kurt can’t handle the fact he’s being bullied by a 12 yr old

•Hayley is laughing behind the screen as his incel bitch ass cries like the bitch he is

Favorite horror icons as Greek Gods and Goddesses

Bo Sinclair-Zeus

Patrick Bateman-Hera

Ash Williams-Ares

Herbert West-Athena

Tiffany Valentine-Aphrodite

Dani Ardor-Demeter

Stu Macher-Hades

Billy Loomis-Persephone

Vincent Sinclair-Hestia

Jennifer Check-Eros

Horror icons + girly media

Did I slay

Edit:

here's an updated video of everything herbert refers to Dan!!

(now including last names/variants, deleted/extended scenes, and a counter!!)

every night after bringing people back to life in his basement laboratory herbert curls up in a wicker basket with a blanket at dans feet next to a ball of yarn 

it’s come to my attention that apparently there’s a kanye west adaptation of the re-animator novelization and i couldn’t bear the burden of this awful information alone:

look at it... and its got such impassioned reviews too:

she herbert on my west till my dan cain

herbert west comes with one of those drink labels that say “shake well”

i love herbert west and his radioactive testosterone 

LOGIC [Easy: Success] - One is a doctor, and one is a scientist. Do NOT get it mixed up.

important meme i just made

fr tho they’re both pretty fruity

Single and ready to reanimate

Art trade with @beetle-goth :^D.

Crossover between Jeeves and Wooster and Reanimator

Diversity win!!! Twink mad scientist that killed then revived your cat is trans and neurodivergent.