I LOVE BARTYLUS i scream into the void... hoping...praying... a fellow Bartylus fan will hear...
Happy Valentines day to Bartylus and Bartylus only
james: *holding up his smudged glasses* reg, darling, can you get me something to clean my glasses with?
regulus: sure. *stands up and walks over to sirius, rips his shirt off his back, and gives the torn piece to james*
james: *cleaning his glasses* thank you, my love.
barty: your ex is waiting by the common room entrance, they’re begging to talk to you.
regulus: *applying nail polish*
regulus: too bad, i only do second coats not second chances.
barty and evan both agreed that if they have the oppurtunity to have a threesome with regulus they absolutely will
regulus *wearing barty's clothes*: how come i've never seen you wear this dress before?
barty: because when i wear it it's a shirt