Sirius: his first word would be "padfoot"
Regulus: I hope not
James: I hope his first word is "dad"
Regulus: or "papa". He loves me more
James: Harry loves us equally, doesn't he? :(
Regulus: Jamie, I meant-
Sirius: *laughs* of course not. He loves me more than you
Remus: *walks into the room and bangs his head on the ceiling* fuck
Harry: fuck
Regulus:
James:
Sirius:
Remus: oh