Me: 'okay I don't wanna get a fuckin call out post so I'll start slow and see how he feels: "hey there kiddo~"'
Tboy I met off the internet: 'can you pretend I'm 7 and also threaten to get me pregnant and also here's a childhood nickname only my dad called me btw do you wanna see how good I look in my high school gym clothes'
Me: 'Oh cool you're like Fucked Up fucked up i can work with this'