Riddler Headcanon - Blog Posts
Sleeping with Edward HC’s<3
not my gif!!
Warnings - none, just soft little green nerdy man :))
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Is a switch between a big and small spoon, if hes having a bad day you will need to spoon the hell out of this little guy.
I like to think he barely sleeps, hes either plotting or writing in his journal.
He is absolutely a sleep talker and you cant tell me otherwise.
He has nightmares quite often, poor guy went through so much :(
He needs to be able to feel you when hes asleep, he’ll be a nervous wreck otherwise in his dreams.
When you fall asleep before him, he will absolutely run his hands through your hair and when hes ready to sleep he’ll be so sweet and kiss your head before sleeping<33
He often likes to watch crime documentaries before bed hes a plotting guy, he needs ideas.
I think he will doodle himself with you and batman sometimes when hes up late.
Will always feed his cute little rats before bed<3333333
He likes to hold your hand before you two eventually fall asleep.
hes so cute im sobbing<3
Your mine, sunshine.
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not my gif<3
RIDDLER (Paul Dano) x FEM READER
TW: Stalking, possessive behavior, yandere behavior, mentions of murder, mentions of blood and gore, reader being manipulated
this will more than likely be a short little series, so this is part one :)
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How did it get this bad? Just two months ago, everything seemed to he just fine. You had just met Edward at a small coffee shop you had gotten a job at to help pay your rent and now he was practically obsessed with you. You could always feel his eyes on you, no matter where you where, your job, your apartment, on the street, at the grocery store, at the library. God it was scaring you, wanting your normal life back is going to be hard.
“Hey little sunray.” You where dragged out of your thoughts when you heard Edward call out to you, looking over at him you smiled nervously and waved at him. “Hey Edward, the usual?” You asked wiping your hands on your apron, “Yes please.” Edward said, he handed you the money while you giggled slightly at him, taking the money with a small nod to your head. “How’s your day been so far, sunshine?” Edward asked, while you began making his coffee with 2 creamers. “Eh, It’s been alright, shitty people here and there, but theres also the good ones like you Ed. What about you?” You asked with a smile, stirring the coffee preparing it for the creamers. “I- Uhm, it’s been great, it got better when I saw you sunshine.” Edward stuttered slightly, his face slightly read, you giggled.
“Your coffee good sir.” You said with a smirk, handing him the coffee. “Why thank you sunshine.” He replied with a smirk as-well. “Looks like your my last costumer, I should probably start cleaning.” You said to Edward and to yourself, you grabbed the rag next to you and began rubbing the counters trying to clean up the days mess. “Well I suppose I’ll get out of your hair sunshine.” Edward said, standing up with his half finished coffee. You nodded, “See ya tomorrow Ed.” Waving goodbye to him, he smiled and waved back, turning around and walking out of your coffee shop.
Shortly after finishing cleaning and putting everything away, you eagerly closed the little shop and happily made your way home. Walking down the streets of Gotham at night was typically pretty dangerous, you think you knew how to defend yourself, or at least you hoped you did. Walking slightly faster so you could finally get to your apartment and take a nice shower and get some well deserved sleep, you grabbed your phone quickly to check the time. “9:45-“ You where suddenly cut off and grabbed into an alleyway you where passing. You where up against someones chest, thrashing, you tried to escape. It was useless, your attacker hit the back of your neck, knocking you out.
“I finally have you sunshine.”