Rizz - Blog Posts
this hawk aint big enough for the tuah of us
Are you a Bethesda game? Cause you could crash at my place anytime ❤️
I wish gay skeleys were real bruh 😔
YOOOOOO!!!!
ohyo gyaaat zymasu my good fellows earthlings, nice to meet all of you!! >;3 *winks and blows kiss cutely before promptly falling on my fat ass while walking away*:(
OKAY SO UPDATED OPENER!!!
This page is mainly a place where i can post some of my art and projects on my own and with friends. I mainly joke around and have silly goofy internet/brainrot humor >:3
Im open to any suggestions for any of my characters designs/stories, always open to critique (aslong as its real not just tearing shit apart)
Ruless!!!!!!!!
☆ I wont tollerate any kind of rudeness, racism, or any kind of discrimination!!
☆ I am a minor so if you do ask any questions dont say wierd shit I will not answer the question, or if its that bad i will full on block you
☆ make sure to have fun,hopefully enjoy my page!! And because you have arrived you will have a 50% chance of having a good or bad day :)
OH MY GOOD YOUR STILL READING YYIPPEEE YIPPEEEE
My interestss!!! >:D
Fandoms I like and enjoy include SOUTH PARK, DELTARUNE, UNDERTALE, HOLLOWKNIGHT, INVADER ZIMMMM!!!, NIGHT IN THE WOODS, CREEPYPASTA, ...music i enjoy thuroughly also includes KORN, SLIPKNOT, GORILLAZ, MSI, HOT FREAKS, FEMTANYL, JACK OFF JILL, MCR, KWITE, ROBZOMBIE, SYSTEM OF A DOWN.... there is so many more..
Thank you for reading and always the famous quote by me
"Slay hardcore style, and always be the sigma riz self you are"
If you dont like it then leave ..crashes tf out >w<
"God loves you, but not enough to save you" hahahaha guess who's back in his religious disdain era
Bleehhhhh college is boring and I feel like utter garbage half of the time and I'm having a lot of life issues and my physical state is worse than ever but hey, may I offer you a Swede in these trying times?
No there still won't be full fanart or any full drawings whatsoever, I'm still getting crushed by the amount of work in and outside school so this is all I got💔
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blog basis: main blog, so all sorts of things will be on here!
what to expect: possible rants, criminal minds posts, multifandom posts, music suggestions, random thoughts, (hopefully) funny posts, art!
format: browns, dark reds, beige, darker browns, black!
shows: house md, criminal minds, friends, dear white people, b99, the queens gambit, gossip girl, cunk on earth!
books: god I haven't read any paperbacks in ages. tvd (pls no judgements), pjo, i'm writing a book!, skulduggery pleasant, ALL JODI PICOULT BOOKS SHE IS INCREDIBLE!
personality: imagine three chipmunks in a trench coat. a lot of them, all of which have chewed lightbulbs and are high on caffeine, unknowing to the outside social world. that is me!
rice purity score: 83...virginity is a social construct!
songs: too many to count but the one i can think of right now would be 'kiss me' by sixpence none the richer!
study field aspirations and ambitions: psychology/criminology. ironic i know!
things i like: spencer reid, trinkets, pinterest, thrifting, gum, headphones/earplugs, music, intellectual conversations, infodumping, rings, did i mention spencer reid...
favourite criminal minds episode: 'the lesson' cliche ik but it creeped me out the most of any episode. that comes first, then the episodes with the twins because what the fuck!
things i do NOT enjoy: having chipped nails, unevenly lined up desks, losing things, joint aches, seasonal depression, dog-eared book pages, sociopaths and loud noises!
philosophy i believe in: multiverse theory, call me crazy but go ask quantum computing over there!
mbti: ENTP fav food: sushi, basic ik but i will never not love sushi!
random fact: octopus have just over 500 million brain neurons, so this makes them incredibly intelligent. they can solve some puzzles and occasionally use human tools as well! spirit animals: an echidna. also the three chipmunks in a trench coat I mentioned before.
brief summary: i like a bunch of stuff and that's all i can compile right now! (i'm cool i promise)
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lyrics:
Two lovers entwined pass me by But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now I was looking for a job and then I found a job And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now
In my life, why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die?
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✨📓Story time📓✨
Featuring @anobodyinabog
Just a little snippet based off a conversation with me and friend talking about our plans for Spring Break. I had asked for a list of her favorite snacks because ✨RoAdTrIp BaBy✨ and she had mentioned Goldfish.
I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I looked at her, and I could see the moment of realization in her horror filled eyes.
And I, ever true to my Jayus nature, without mercy, looked up with a grin and said without hesitation, “ Yo girl is your name Goldfish? Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.” 😏😉👉🏼👉🏼
Needless to say the conversation ended shortly thereafter. She started to walk out 😆
at this point when the girl i like posts something "i want what they have" (this time referring to branch and poppy) my first thought is boohoo we could have that but nooooo you just had to call off our date...massive L for you tbh
yes i still like her dont judge me
anyway since gen alpha are so obsessed with rizzing people up they should teach me how to get this girl