Now now imagine albedo and rubedo (the imposter) fighting over you. Albedo wouldn't mind at first, being a busy man he is to care about his copy. Of course, it was the final straw for albedo when rubedo land his hand on you. I can just imagine rubedo carrying you on his shoulder as he run and the alchemist chasing him with a sword. <3
(Poor you, make sure to scold both of them after ok?)