Blake: *Looks Glynda in the eye, flashing a positive pregnancy test where both women can see but where Jaune can’t, before hiding it again*
Glynda: *Pales*
Blake: Don’t let him lie to you Professor, because he will. Submissive and breedable.
Glynda: Teaching was a mistake.
Jaune: Excuse me Prof. Goodwitch, Blakes keeps calling me Submissive and Breedable
Glynda: What? What does that even mean?
Jaune: She keeps telling me that I look Submissive and Breedable and that she wants to breed me.
Glynda: Wha? Stop, don't call each other... submissive and breakable? you said?
Blake: Prof. Goodwitch, in my defense I only did it because he was looking submissive and breedable💜~
Glynda: Oh my god, can you two please stop saying that? It's making me very uncomfortable.
Jaune: Is not true! I'm actually dominant and infertile!
Glynda: God dammit, they don't payment enough for this.
Blake: It’ll just be one Jaune, don’t believe that stuff.
Jaune: Sorry! Sorry. Just double checking.
*Cut to 10 months later, our recently married couple looking down at their three faunus children.*
Jaune: Sooo...
Blake: Hmm?
Jaune: ...You lied to me... We have a litter Blake.
Blake: Huh? *Eyes widen* Wait. No, Jaune this isn’t normal.
Jaune: It’s not like I’d ever mind, I always wanted at least a few, you don’t always have to keep secrets Blake.
Blake: Jaune, I’m an only child! So are Sun and Ilia and most of the other faunus we know! This is a fluke!
Jaune: *Hiding a smirk, poorly*
Reese, Neo, Cinder, Winter, and Blake telling Jaune they’re pregnant while Jaune is in the middle of doing sit-ups upside on a tree branch.
reese: im pregnant:
jaune: falls*
....
neo:
jaune: *stop*... oh.
....
cinder: im pregnant.
jaune: hi pregnant im jaune
....
blake: im pregnant:
jaune: wait with one or a litter
....
winter: im pregnant
jaune: what!?*falls on his ass*