Saltburn 2023 - Blog Posts
Going crazy over the sleeves, it's too long for him 🥺🥹
Oliver definitely listens to Mitski
Guys do you think Oliver quick can drive?
another day working at the saltburn estate cemetery. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck felix catton's grave. buddy, they let everyone fuck it
This post would end Oliver quick and I know it.
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
I am so completely taken by venetia, i think she is everything. She went through so much and i feel like we dont talk abt it enough.
The entire movie we re aware that she is battling anorexia and when she finally thought she found someone who could accept her as she was and someone who would love the more “disgusting” parts of her she was betrayed and let down and left alone in the cold.
Then theres the whole Henries thing, where everyone especially Elspeth, just sweep under the rug the fact that she would get touched or full on assaulted by them and elspeth just makes a silly quip “we can sit you next to oliver he ll molest you” and we just move on like its nothing.
And her final monologue is packed with so much pain and courage. Shes outwardly calling out oliver, shes putting a mirror up to his face and showing him what he is and that shes figured him out, as he stands there dumbfounded trying to get out of it.
And her death was so undeserving. We can see blood not only in the tub but also on the floor. Maybe showing that she regretted it and tried to get out to call for help but no one came and so she died alone knowing who put those blades there knowing she was betrayed and used in Olivers scheme to get to felix.
I just think Venetia Catton is brilliant.
where are the posts and gifs celebrating and analyzing Venetia??? The vampire scene??? Her style, her heart-shaped sunglasses and wearing heels to play tennis??? Just, her presence in the film??? The way her mother speaks about her to total strangers??? The way that she calls out Oliver in her last scene??? Her recognizing him for who he is, and that being her undoing??? The tension that she holds within herself, just like Felix, but so much smaller in the eyes of Oliver and the film??? (I also think it's interesting that she and Elspeth have such visceral death scenes but Felix is just a cut away shot... Emerald Fennel your mind...) Please I beg of y'all talk more about Venetia!!! And stop posting so much about that nerd who was in the movie for five minutes.
i ordered these off etsy yesterday. i desperately didn't need anymore oversized black tees but i mean. look at them.
(they have so many great designs for horror film tees i wish i had a bigger wardrobe 🥲🥲🥲).
Saltburn Fic Rec Masterlist
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Masterlists
Felix Catton
Rich Boy Felix Smut @elizazone
Girl Dad Felix @crypticminx
More Girl Dad by crypticminx
Pregnancy with Felix by crypticminx
Felix Smut @anni1309-blog
Summers at Saltburn @backtothefanfiction
High By the Beach @i-love-ptv
Felix Smut by crypticminx
Telling Felix Catton you're pregnant by crypticminx
things friends do @allbark-no-bite
The Arranged Marriage @joekeeryswife
Jealous Girl @coryosbaby
Oliver Quick
Vaya Con Dios @sincerelyverena
Farleigh Start
One More Chance @nonpoppin
Love Me Less, Hate Me More @mphountitled
Hot & Heavy @stvolanis
linger @stargirlsturniololover
Oliver x Reader x Felix
head, heart, hand @manicpixiefelix
Blurb @yesimwriting
Match Burns by yesimwriting
No Pairing
the tragic mishaps of farleigh and lena start: a saltburn story @ilynassau
Justice for "Poor Dear" Pamela
She had like 5 minutes of screentime and ate everybody up
me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left
