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I feel like if one of Thomas’s dark sides said the phrase “did you miss me?” all of the Jacksepticeye and Markiplier girlies would loose their shit
Interesting take, but hear me out:
Wilford would say the most fucked up shit in he most casual way, which others would be disturbed by. Also he would constantly be twisting peoples words (unintentionally) to say kinda messed up shit. This gives Remus two choices.
1. He is my rival
2. He is my new partner in crime
Take this as you will
people always say wilford and remus would be buddies but i personally think remus would despise wilford bc he thrives on reactions to his intrusive nonsense and wilford isn't phased by anything
MY NERDY YOUTUBE BLOG
Hey, hi, hello! My name is Devon, I go by He/Him pronouns and I like Youtubers! (All YouTubers. All of them.)
This blog is mostly for a very specific group of people that my brain has hyper-fixated on for a very specific reason. That being:
MARKIPLIER
JACKSEPTICEYE
THOMAS SANDERS
(Possible) Temporary Obsessions
RanbooLive
Escape the Night (Mostly Matpat and Rose’s character ❤️)
Dad Feels
And that reason is:
EGOS/SIDES!
Patton, Chase, Wiford, Remy, Robbie, Eric, I love em all! Right now I just post ideas and silly concepts, but I may also show art and stories and that kind of stuff. (I don’t think my art is that good, but who knows! Someone might like it)
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DO
Ask me about literally anything fandom-wise! It can be about just one of them, it can be about the collective, it can be about how I think they’d interact, it can be anything!
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I feel like if one of Thomas’s dark sides said the phrase “did you miss me?” all of the Jacksepticeye and Markiplier girlies would loose their shit
Janus: I’ve decided I’m just gonna start gaslighting you
Patton: You're gonna start gaslighting me?
Janus: that's not what I said.
HOLY FUCK I DID IT!!!
I miss the voices of unreason series ❤️
Oh God. Who’s side does Patton take?! He loves both of his boys!
what if we all collectively hallucinate a new sander sides ep and talk about it
Okay, but we all have to collectively agree on it. Hear me out on some starters: It's about implicit bias, Janus gets motivation for a redemption arc, and Patton says fuck. Anyone else?
what if we all collectively hallucinate a new sander sides ep and talk about it
Cursed thought: The “I got the titties, she got the ass” trend on tiktok but it's Wilford and Remus
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW DEEPLY AND DESPERATELY I WANT A PATTON RENDITION OF SUGAR CLOUD BECAUSE THE IDEA OF PATTON RANTING TO THE SIDES ABOUT LOVING YOURSELF AND YOUR SURROUNDINGS FOR WHAT THEY ARE BEFORE GETTING INTO EMOTION BAGGAGE VIA SONG FEELS SO ON BRAND FOR PATTON AND SANDER SIDES AS A SERIES AND I WANT IT!!!!
GIVE ME A PATTON SCENE WHERE HE RUFFLES HIS HAIR AND MOVES HIS CARTIGAIN FROM HIS SHOULDERS TO HIS WAIST! GIVE ME A SCENE WHERE THEY ALL GOOFILY DANCE TOGETHER WITH NO SHAME!! GIVE ME A SOULFUL PATTON SOLO BECAUSE PATTON DESERVES IT!!!
RIDE THE CYCLONE AU?? YEAH
Janus - Ocean O’Connell Rosenberg
I mean, come on. She sang an entire song shitting on people she’s known her entire life, even throwing her best friend under the bus. Why? Self preservation. I rest my case.
Patton - Constance Blackwood
I feel like this is obvious but Constance is a loyal, kind girl who feels emotions deeply. Patton is the same way. Also, who else would have a song called “Sugar Cloud”?
Logan - Mischa Bachinsky
HEAR ME OUT. Who destroyed Roman in a rap battle? Logan. Who doesn’t show much emotion besides rage and passion (for Crofters)? Logan. WHO PUTS UP A FRONT TO NOT BE EMOTIONALLY HURT? PROBABLY LOGAN. Let him be a Ukrainian bad boy.
Roman - Noel Gruber
The most romantic boy in town… duh. Also, poem writing? The desire for a dramatic life? Gay? It’s all coming together.
Remus - Ricky Potts
Sexy cat orgy in outer space.
Virgil - Jane Doe
They both don’t fit in and tend to scare the people around them, even if they don’t mean to. Also, one could argue Virgil’s lack of concrete identity after leaving the dark sides could fit Jane Doe’s identity. ALSO ALSO, Virgil would want to be Jane Doe.
I have more shit!!
Headcanons
Remus and Roman fight. A lot. But not about anything serious (usually,) but things like the best pop-tart flavor or could they what if imaginary scenarios. It gets heated in the funny way. When this happens, the other sides say ‘the girls are fighting.’
Logan is the only person to own multiple, metal, labeled rulers
When Patton gets very invested in a person and is convinced they could do no wrong, their glasses are tinted pink.
Au ideas
Roman switches place with Roman and confuses the fuck out of everyone. Yep, I spelt Roman twice. Somehow, SS!Roman and RwR!Roman switch universes which confuses the fuck out of everyone. Yungblood is very aware that something is wrong while Virgil (at first) thinks Roman is playing some sort if weird trick on him. While RwR! Roman is trying to come to terms with being stuck in a universe where six different people look exactly like him and is unsure of how real he is, SS!Roman is going on an epic adventure, hopefully on how to get back to his world (yungblood regrets wanting him to sing)
I’m going to call this one “the hollow au.” Long story short, Thomas no longer has access to his sides or vice versa. A group of Thomas’s friends come over to find him in a weird, dazed state. Like autopilot but... Worse. Like he’s not entirely there. His friends go around the house to try and find something to inspire him or get him back to his old self. One of the friends go into the front yard and find this crystal. When they pick it up, they reveal Patton sitting in the grass hold in his knees and hiding his face. The person gets Patton’s attention, Patton rushes to check on Thomas, yadda yadda yadda, bit of expedition later and now these group of friends have to find the different parts of Thomas and basically put him back together. That's all
If you want more of these, lmk. If you want some more explanations on the au because you wanna write it, also lmk and I’d be happy to help!
Sorry for only posting about the Sanders recently, but here's some more shit that has been rattling in my brain:
Headcannons
When Patton gets mad, he stomps on the ground like a rabbit. This has given him the nickname ‘Thumper’ by Roman and ‘Stomper’ by Janus.
Janus can't smell, at least not normally. Janus has licked a flower before.
Remus doesn’t actually like the taste of anything he eats, but he powers through it because he knows Thomas doesn't either.
Virgil can sometimes be tricked into thinking he has purple eyeshadow, which will in turn make him embarrassed and give him purple eyeshadow.
Roman has one of those mirrors that's covered in sticky notes telling him how great he is. Most of them were written by him, but some we're written by Patton. One was written by Virgil.
Logan has a mysterious hole in his wall that he covers with a Star Trek poster. How that hole got there is unknown.
Au ideas
Virgil, but he’s based on fight instead of flight. He’s punk instead of emo, he’s got red on him instead of purple, he’s definitely more willing to throw hands, and the flirting with social anxiety video goes WAY DIFFERENT (Going up and talking to him? No problem. Not insulting him? That's the new issue.)
Normal Sander Sides, but everyone tolerates each other a little more. Virgil realizes Janus is annoying, but also the main reason why people lie is fear. Patton, after every severe disagreement, makes each of the sides something to eat because he just wants them to know they're loved despite the disagreement. Remus will throw earbuds at Patton when he’s about to say something SUPER heinous. Logan and Janus have conversations over books. Roman will, periodically, write a note apologizing to some of the sides if need be. Sometimes all of the dark sides bother Thomas at once because it's funny. They still fight and argue over things, but the only real issue between them is Roman being mad at Remus because he keeps eating bathroom supplies, which wouldn’t be a problem if THEY WEREN’T MY BATHROOM SUPPLIES YOU DICK
If I come up with anymore, I’ll let you know
He’s having a bad time at the brain conference
My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."
and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"
The similarities that I find between Thomas’s story and Mark’s story scare me.
Okay, so, Virgil likes horror movies, right? Virgil likes being scared.
Does that make Thomas a casual adrenaline junkie?
Sorry for only posting about the Sanders recently, but here's some more shit that has been rattling in my brain:
Headcannons
When Patton gets mad, he stomps on the ground like a rabbit. This has given him the nickname ‘Thumper’ by Roman and ‘Stomper’ by Janus.
Janus can't smell, at least not normally. Janus has licked a flower before.
Remus doesn’t actually like the taste of anything he eats, but he powers through it because he knows Thomas doesn't either.
Virgil can sometimes be tricked into thinking he has purple eyeshadow, which will in turn make him embarrassed and give him purple eyeshadow.
Roman has one of those mirrors that's covered in sticky notes telling him how great he is. Most of them were written by him, but some we're written by Patton. One was written by Virgil.
Logan has a mysterious hole in his wall that he covers with a Star Trek poster. How that hole got there is unknown.
Au ideas
Virgil, but he’s based on fight instead of flight. He’s punk instead of emo, he’s got red on him instead of purple, he’s definitely more willing to throw hands, and the flirting with social anxiety video goes WAY DIFFERENT (Going up and talking to him? No problem. Not insulting him? That's the new issue.)
Normal Sander Sides, but everyone tolerates each other a little more. Virgil realizes Janus is annoying, but also the main reason why people lie is fear. Patton, after every severe disagreement, makes each of the sides something to eat because he just wants them to know they're loved despite the disagreement. Remus will throw earbuds at Patton when he’s about to say something SUPER heinous. Logan and Janus have conversations over books. Roman will, periodically, write a note apologizing to some of the sides if need be. Sometimes all of the dark sides bother Thomas at once because it's funny. They still fight and argue over things, but the only real issue between them is Roman being mad at Remus because he keeps eating bathroom supplies, which wouldn’t be a problem if THEY WEREN’T MY BATHROOM SUPPLIES YOU DICK
If I come up with anymore, I’ll let you know
A concept, if you will
So, we all know the boy that's got a snake eye.
Janus, right? But you know what else has the same kind of eyes?
Cats. And you wanna know what else cat eyes can do?
In conclusion, Janus can have funny bastard eyes. Or at least ‘eye.’
You see, I originally thought that too, but they are evenly matched! Almost down to the kind of sides they are!
There are six Sander sides (Roman, Logan, Patton, Virgil, Janus, and Remus)
And there are six septic egos (Jackie, Henrik, Chase, Marvin, Jameson, and Anti)
(Also, I’d pay money to see Anti and Remus fight alone)
Okay, I can’t keep this in my brain anymore, Who would win in a fight?
Sander Sides or Jacksepticeye’s Egos
Okay, I can’t keep this in my brain anymore, Who would win in a fight?
Sander Sides or Jacksepticeye’s Egos
my unwanted opinions and Logan