Hanamaki: I am dumber than a mouse. I saw a glue trap in a drawer and I didn't know what it was (I thought it was a tray of sauce) so I pressed my entire hand into it and now I'm stuck to a glue trap
Oikawa: I...what kind of sauce looks like glue?
Hanamaki: barbeque sauce :(
Iwaizumi: I really don't want to be rude, but hey, why the ever loving FUCK did you press your entire hand down into what you thought was a tray of barbecue sauce?
Hanamaki: I saw it and it was dark in the drawer and I went "hehe...sauce time"