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6 months ago

Omg no fucking way I started this back in like 2022 when it started and then lost it and holy fuck holy fuck its still going and I found it again omg yes

Omg Happy Sbi Aha I’m Sure Nothing Can Go Wrong

omg happy sbi aha i’m sure nothing can go wrong

based on: The Golden Phoenix


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3 years ago

sbi, but it’s sanders sides

phil is thomas. tommy is morality. wilbur is anxiety. techno is logic. tubbo is creativity. ranboo is deceit. fundy is his intrusive thoughts.

i mean come on just imagine:

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tubbo: oooh what if you used coral?

phil: good idea mate!

wilbur: coral is fucking disgusting don’t choose that

tommy: SHUT THE FUCK UP WILBUR CORAL IS A GOOD BLOCK

techno, snickering: yeah wilbur shut up

tommy: FUCK OFF TECHNO DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT WILBUR HE’S PERFECT

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person: so why didn’t you come to my party?

wilbur, panicking: if you tell him you didn’t want to go he’ll hate you forever

ranboo, panicking because of wilbur: *slams hands on table* TELL HIM YOU’RE SICK

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phil: *building another tnt dropper in hardcore*

fundy: ok but what if you built one over a random village

phil:

phil: fundy, what the fuck?

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tubbo: TECHNO

techno, sighing: what?

tubbo: i have this reaaaallly cool idea for a build but i don’t wanna forget so can you help me write notes for it please?

techno, heart squeezing: i—yeah, sure

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phil: so why do you avoid each other so much?

wilbur: we don’t mix

ranboo: *nods*

phil: and why’s that?

wilbur: well, i panic a lot whenever anything happens

ranboo: and him panicking makes me panic so i instinctively start lying to try and get you out of a situation

phil, thinking about the time he forgot his wallet at the grocery store and started panicking when he had to pay so he told the cashier that he forgot the bread and instead left the store and drove home: ...that honestly explains so much

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techno: —they’re rich in nutrients and antioxidants, they lower the risk of heart disease and improve immunity and blood sugar levels, they’re easy to grow and are versatile so you can add them to any meal. they also improve the digestive system and they’re high in carbs so they’re incredibly filling—

fundy: ...what’s he talking about?

phil, absolutely exhausted: the benefits of potatoes so he can convince me to make a potato farm

tubbo: how long has this been going on?

phil: three hours

tommy: what the fuck.

fundy: ...i’m gonna disagree with him to see what happens

ranboo, panicking: fundy nO WAIT—

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wilbur: they need to die

techno: you can’t kill all of the anteaters, wil. it’ll destroy the food chain

both of them: *turn to ranboo*

techno: ranboo what do you think?

ranboo: ...about what?

wilbur: do you think anteaters are vile creatures and god’s worst mistake and that they need to be eradicated?

ranboo: *glances between the two*

ranboo, internally: quick pick a side oh god—

ranboo, sweating: wh...what’s an anteater?

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tommy, after ranboo made phil pretend to be a devout christian for 30 minutes to avoid an argument about religion: you’re such a pussy, ranboob

ranboo: we’ve established this, yes

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PLEASE HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN ANYONE DO THIS YET?! LIKE COME ON. SLEEPY SIDES AU. IT NEEDS TO BE A THING.


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3 years ago
a page of ink drawings. at the top are a spirit box, a cellphone, and a flashlight. below them are three busts. Tommy wears a denim jacket over a hoodie, and is looking nervously to the left. He is labeled "Tommy, scaredy cat, vlogger." Tubbo is wearing a t-shirt and flannel, and grins over his shoulder. He is labeled "Tubbo, skeptic, the backpack." Ranboo is wearing a collared shirt under a sweater vest, as well as a mask and sunglasses that hide his face. He has two small horns poking out of his hair, one black and one white. He is labeled "Ranboo, voice of reason, not a demon!" Below the trio is a drawing of Tommy's family. Wilbur, dressed in a jacket and beanie, is labeled, "Wilbur, older brother." He is looking over at Techno, who wears a fleece-lined denim jacket covered in patches. He is labeled, "Techno, family friend? cousin? no one's sure." Between Wilbur and Techno stands Phil, who is laughing. He wears a cardigan and is labeled, "Phil, adoptive dad." On the right side if the page are three simpler doodles, accompanied by text reading, "featuring: vlogs! ghost hunts! and fun with roomates." The first drawing shows Tommy holding up his phone as if recording. The second is of Ranboo holding a spirit box. The third is of Tubbo, frustratedly discovering that the milk carton is empty as he attempts to fill his bowl.

hello there! i have returned with more ghost hunting au, feel free to send me asks about it!

I’ve also been thinking about changing the name of the au since it’s not entirely based on BFU, so if y’all have any suggestions they are very welcome

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3 years ago
ROADTRIP? 
ROADTRIP? 
ROADTRIP? 
ROADTRIP? 

ROADTRIP? 

Ah yes, a fun road trip indeed. 


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