phil is thomas. tommy is morality. wilbur is anxiety. techno is logic. tubbo is creativity. ranboo is deceit. fundy is his intrusive thoughts.
i mean come on just imagine:
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tubbo: oooh what if you used coral?
phil: good idea mate!
wilbur: coral is fucking disgusting don’t choose that
tommy: SHUT THE FUCK UP WILBUR CORAL IS A GOOD BLOCK
techno, snickering: yeah wilbur shut up
tommy: FUCK OFF TECHNO DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT WILBUR HE’S PERFECT
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person: so why didn’t you come to my party?
wilbur, panicking: if you tell him you didn’t want to go he’ll hate you forever
ranboo, panicking because of wilbur: *slams hands on table* TELL HIM YOU’RE SICK
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phil: *building another tnt dropper in hardcore*
fundy: ok but what if you built one over a random village
phil:
phil: fundy, what the fuck?
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tubbo: TECHNO
techno, sighing: what?
tubbo: i have this reaaaallly cool idea for a build but i don’t wanna forget so can you help me write notes for it please?
techno, heart squeezing: i—yeah, sure
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phil: so why do you avoid each other so much?
wilbur: we don’t mix
ranboo: *nods*
phil: and why’s that?
wilbur: well, i panic a lot whenever anything happens
ranboo: and him panicking makes me panic so i instinctively start lying to try and get you out of a situation
phil, thinking about the time he forgot his wallet at the grocery store and started panicking when he had to pay so he told the cashier that he forgot the bread and instead left the store and drove home: ...that honestly explains so much
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techno: —they’re rich in nutrients and antioxidants, they lower the risk of heart disease and improve immunity and blood sugar levels, they’re easy to grow and are versatile so you can add them to any meal. they also improve the digestive system and they’re high in carbs so they’re incredibly filling—
fundy: ...what’s he talking about?
phil, absolutely exhausted: the benefits of potatoes so he can convince me to make a potato farm
tubbo: how long has this been going on?
phil: three hours
tommy: what the fuck.
fundy: ...i’m gonna disagree with him to see what happens
ranboo, panicking: fundy nO WAIT—
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wilbur: they need to die
techno: you can’t kill all of the anteaters, wil. it’ll destroy the food chain
both of them: *turn to ranboo*
techno: ranboo what do you think?
ranboo: ...about what?
wilbur: do you think anteaters are vile creatures and god’s worst mistake and that they need to be eradicated?
ranboo: *glances between the two*
ranboo, internally: quick pick a side oh god—
ranboo, sweating: wh...what’s an anteater?
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tommy, after ranboo made phil pretend to be a devout christian for 30 minutes to avoid an argument about religion: you’re such a pussy, ranboob
ranboo: we’ve established this, yes
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PLEASE HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN ANYONE DO THIS YET?! LIKE COME ON. SLEEPY SIDES AU. IT NEEDS TO BE A THING.