A continuation of “attack, asshole!” perchance? I know you mentioned guy business gets revenge on his lers so…/nf
Omg yessss!
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--A revenge has been ordered.--
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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Guy Business|
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"You brought this upon yourself, dude." Guy Business said with a grin
"I DIHIHIHIHIHIDN'T KNOHOHOHOHOW!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man squealed, flailing his arms around
How did this happen? Well, yesterday, Suction Cup Man tickled the absolute HELL out of Guy Business. So, being him, wouldn't let that slide. So, when Suction Cup Man broke the weekends rule again, a revenge had broken in
"Well, ya should've, no? Now ya gotta suffer knowing that these fingers can go allll the wayyyyy dowwwwwnnn..." Guy Business teased, running a finger down SCM's side, down to his knees
"Noho-- *hic* wahahait!-"
Then, he squealed when Guy Business squeezed his knee
"NAHAHA!! NO-- *snort* NOHOHO PLEHEHEHEASE!! NOT THERE! NOT THERE! NOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHERE!! *squeal* AAAAHAHAHA!! D-DUHUHUHUHUMMY *snort*!!" Suction Cup Man covered his face
"Ooh, you're REALLY snorty, huh?" Guy Business teased, scittering his free hand all over SCM's belly
"NOHOHOHO! *snort* STAHAHAHAP!!" Suction Cup Man's face turned cherry red as he covered his eyes with his arm and pounded his fist on the ground
"Don't be so negative when you're giggling up a widdle stormmm~"
"NOHOHO!-"
"No? No what?~"
"DOHOHOHON'T--"
"I need more information, Cuppy~"
"NOHOHO YOU DOHOHOHON'T!!"
"...Was that you finishing your sentence or you answering me?~"
"DUHUHUMMY!!"
"What do you sayyyy~" Guy Business shot his hands up to the youngers underarms
"AAH--! NOHOHO! OKAY! OHOHOHOKAG! I'M SORRY I'M SO SOHOHOHOHOHORRY! JUST QUIHIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIT!" Then, Guy Business let up
"Perfect! See ya never! Eh... hopefully." Guy Business pat his head before walking off
"Ehehe... ugh... j-jeheherk..."
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(Sorry it's short... but it's what my brain could comprehend:>)
hi!! just wanted to say that I love your work!! Keep it up!!! :) ❤️
(also do you have any guy business hcs…)
Aren't you just sweet, sunflower!!
(And maybe I doooo~!)
Lee~
30%
•Heh, giggly.
•Squirmy fuck, lemme tell you--
•Weak to raspberries...
•Definitely gets revenge on his lers....
•"YOU AHAHAHAHASS" lee
•Doesn't get into Lee moods often. If he does, he just suffers
•The only people who really did tickle him was Penny, SCM, and his parents
•Unless he's like... extremely desperate, he definitely hints at for you to tickle him
•If you don't catch this man off gaurd, get ready for a chase
•Snorty laughter
•Doesn't give in easily unless it goes on for too long or one of his bad spots being targeted
•Doesn't really care for affection after being tickled
•A glass of water and a pat on the shoulder or a rub on the upper back will do
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Ler~
70%
•Aha! Run.
•EEEEEEVILLLLLL
•Teasy old man
•Always tickles SCM when he pissed him off
•Sometimes Penny (especially after helping SCM....)
•He might be old, but damn... he got skills
•"Aww, does it tickle? Yeah? It does? I ain't hearing a stop!"
•MEAN>:(
•Mostly goes rough, but if it's for comfort or just cheering someone up in general, soft tickles
•He CAN be nice. It's just a 10% possibility.
•"Heh... poor thing. It's ticklish."
•He's goofy, so it's easy to laugh at his teases and face (if you even see his face)
•Is vengeful, so if you tickle him, you're in for one hell of a day
•He allows you to bury your face in him and cling to him since it's mostly from flusteredness or trying to get him to stop, so he doesn't mind.
•Though, when he's done, he pats your back, ruffles your hair a little before just leaving you
•He isn't the affectionate type.
Anything is fine
As you wish!!<3
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--Dammit Suction Cup Man! Give them answers!--
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|Lee - SCM -- Lers - Guy Business & Gina
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"Hey Raspberry!" Gina called out as she walked into her spare bedroom where he was
"Yeahhhh?" Suction Cup Man sat up on the bed, his hands in his lap
Gina got on the bed and scooted behind him "Can you close your eyes real quick?"
"Is this like... a surprise or something?"
"Something like that."
"Mkay." Suction Cup Man closed his eyes, feeling Gina grab his wrist and raise them up above his head.
"He's ready!" Gina called out. Before Suction Cup Man could react, he felt wiggly fingers on his underarms
"PFFT-- EEEHEHEHEHEHEEE-- H-HEHEHEHEHEHEY! W-WHAHAHAT FUCKIN' GIIIIIIHIHIHIHIHIIIIVES?!"
"Heyy, calm down there~ Just gonna ask some questions, k?~"
He knew that voice all to well.
"BUSIHIHIHIHINESS DUHUHUMMY--?!"
"I ask the questions here, pal." Guy Business chuckled. "Thanks, Gina, by the way."
"Eh, don't worry about it."
"YOU FUHUHUHUHUCKING TRAHAHAHAHAITOR!!" Suction Cup Man squealed, slightly kicking his feet
"So, why MY tower specifically, Cup? That's all I wanna know."
"WHYHIHIHIHIHIY WOULD I TEHEHEHEHEHELL YOU?!" Stubborn one...
"It'll just keep going...~"
"Sooo why his tower, Cuppy Bubby?~" Gina teased, lightly tracing Suction Cup Man's side with one of her fingers.
"GIHIHIHIHINA--" He squeaked, his face flushing
"Why my tower? What's the purpose? Why me? Am I that special? I want answerssss~"
"NOHOHOHOHOHO I-- *hic* DUHUHUHUHUHUMMY!!"
"Yes?~ Come onnn... start talkin'~"
"NEHEHEHEHEHEHEVER!!"
"Tick-le, tick-le, tick-leeee, Cup-pyyyy~" Gina teased as Suction Cup Man's laughter (somehow) went up a notch
"GIHIHIHIHIHINA-- DOHOHOHOHON'T FUCKIN' SIDE WITH IHIHIHIHIHIT!!"
"So I am special? To the point where Gina sides with me?~ Okay, that's an answer! I just need more..."
"NOHOHOHO--"
"Just answer it, and it'll be over, Cuppy!"
"BUHUHUHUHUT--"
"Unless you don't want it to stop~"
"This can last all day~"
"UGHHHH HUHUHUUUUGH-- OKAY!! OHOHOKAHAHAYYYYYY! FUUUHUHUHUHUUUCK!!"
"There we go! So, I am special... that's one~"
"STOHOHOHOP--" He squeaked out of embarrassment
"So, why is it me you bother? Hardly anyone else?"
"B-BECAHAHAHAHAUSE YOU'RE EHEHEHEHEHEASY TO ANNOHOHOHOHOY?"
"Well, that's mean..." he chuckled, moving to his belly
"DAHAHAHAHAAAAUMMY!!!" He squealed, tears poking out from the corner of his eyes.
"Well, neither is that!"
"Someone has a potty mouth, eh?"
"MOVE ON-- JUHUHUST MOHOHOVE OHOHON!! *hic*"
"Now, what's the purpose for you climbing my tower then?"
"I DOHOHOHOHOHON'T KNOOOOOHOHOOOOW!! I DON'T FUHUHUHUCKING KNOHOHOW! *squeak*"
"...Does that sound like a real response to you, Gina?"
"No, not at all."
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT?!"
"Well, gotta live up to that raspberry nickname, no?"
"WAIT NO--"
Gina took an inhale and blew a raspberry on Suction Cup Man's neck
"BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! NOHOHOHOHOHO-- *snort* NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHOHOHORE-- I CAHAHAHAHA-- *hic*"
"Are you SURE you don't know?!"
"YES!! YEHEHEHEHEHES!! I'M SUHUHUHURE!!"
"Promise?"
"SWEHEHEHEHEHEHEAR!!"
"Alrighty!" The two stopped, and Gina let go. Suction Cup Man curled in a ball, giggling breathlessly as Gina scooted him on her lap, hugging him and rubbing his back
"Thanks, Gina!" Guy Business waved goodbye as she waved back. He then stretched and left.
"You okay, bud?" Gina ruffled his hair gently
"Ehe... y-yeheah... you're still a-- heh... stihill a bitch..."
"Yeah... I deserve that one."
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same requester, I’m fine with anything!!!
Your wish is my command!<3
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--Suction Cup Man got absolutely assaulted TWICE!! Time for a little... revenge~--
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|Lee - Guy Business -- Ler - Suction Cup Man|
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FT - Gina & Penny
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Suction Cup Man was in his little hut, snuggled up with his suction cups, pouting. Why was he pouting? Because he got absolutely DESTROYED by a guy that sells PLUNGERS!! And that's bullshit in his book! He also got sued by the man... but that's besides the point!! He almost sunk into his suction cups until he shot up and (accidentally) tumbled down over to his computer. "Ow..." he muttered before crawling back up and going on "Booble" and searching up; "Revenge Ideas On Business Guys" as he (surprisingly) got results.
Guy Business was happily reading papers in his office with the window open, then all of a sudden an egg got shot at him and hit him on the side of the face. "Ow! The fu--" he dodged another egg before storming to the window, looking down. "I HATE YOUUUUU!!" he heard a faint yet familiar, voice say. He knew exactly who this was. "Oldest trick in the book, asshole!" he called out before slamming his window shut. Suction Cup Man huffed before slamming the carton of eggs down to the floor, hearing them crack with a little thud. "I need new strategies..."
Again, after at least an hour, Guy Business was walking back to his office after a talk with Penny. He was walking until a fucking metal ball got thrown it front of him, making a hole/crack in the wall and a very loud crash from the window it came from. "Oh my... what the actual FUCK?!" Guy Business ran over to his broken window and looked down yet again. "HOPEFULLY THAT HIT YOU!!!!" he heard Suction Cup Mans voice faintly say. "WHAT THE HELL MAN?! ARE YOU INSANE?!" Guy Business called out, with a hint of concern in his voice. "YES!!" Suction Cup Man answered with pride. "THE FU... I'M CALLING THE COPS!!!" Guy Business announced, running over to his office. Suction Cup Man just booked it after Business Dummy said that.
It's been 3 hours since Guy Business's window got fucking demolished by a god damn metal ball. Guy Business was back at his office once the window got fixed/replaced. Then, he heard a SPLAT from outside his window. He looked over and saw blue, purple, and white paint splattered all over his window. He groaned and walked over to the window next to it and opened it. "Give it up!! What your doing is USELESS!!--" Guy Business's voice pitched as he closed his window quickly once paint shot out at him. Suction Cup Man scoffed and stormed off. 'I need Gina's help...' he thought before running off to his friends store
"GINA!!" Suction Cup Man yelled, busting open the door making Gina jump. "WAHH-- What?!" Gina dropped her magazine out of shock and looked over at her friend. "I need heeeeeheeelp...!" he whined, fumbling over to her counter as he banged his head/face on it. "What happened?" Gina sighed and patted his head softly. "All my plans fucking failed!! Nothing affects the dummy in ANY way!" he leaned over the counter to hug her and whine into her shoulder. Gina sighed and rubbed his back soothingly. "There there... what did he do to you again??" she asked, looking down at him. "He... ughhhh... the... flutter thingy..." Suction Cup Man lifted himself up and sat on the counter. "Ah. Hmm... then why don't you just do it back??" she suggested with a shrug. Suction Cup Man blinked and looked down for a moment. "Ooh... that... that isn't such a bad idea! Thanks Ginny!" he hopped over the counter and darted for the door as he heard Gina groan in annoyance. "Stop calling me that!" she called back as she a very faint "Never!" call back to her. She only shook her head and chuckled in response.
Guy Business just got back from a talk with the cleaners and was walking back to his office yet again. He opened the door and nearly jumped out his skin when he was met with a Suction Cup Man standing in front of his desk with a huge ass smile. "Heya Business Dummy!!" he waved at the flabbergasted businessman. "What the-- how did you get in here?!" "Aaah, I used the front door--" Suction Cup Man said sarcastically, waving his hands in front of his face. "What do you think, DUMBASS?!" he pointed to the open window with suction cups outside, sticking to the window(s). All he got in response was a scoff. "Whatever! What do you want?! You've been pestering me all day!" Guy Business pinched the bridge of his nose, looking up at his snickering frenemy. "Just come here... just a little... hmm... apology, let's say~" Suction Cup Man said in a slight teasy and friendly tone. Guy Business blinked and raised an eyebrow. "Do I have a choice?..." he questioned with annoyance. "Nope!" "Of course..." he sighed and dragged himself in front of the (slightly) shorter one.
"Wha--" before the tired guy could even finish, Suction Cup Mans hands shot up to Guy Business's underarms, wiggling his fingers and making the older one jump and burst out into little giggles "Pff-- hehehehe! H-Hehehey! Wh-What gihihives?! Ehehehe!" "Revenge gives, duh!" Suction Cup Man chuckled, moving his hand down to softly poke Guy Business's sides. "Shihihihihhit!! S-Suhuhuhuction Cup Mahahahahahahahan!!" he squeaked and tried to pry his hands off. "Yessssss?~" Suction Cup Man answered in a teasy sing-songy way. "D-Dohohon't speak like thaaaahahahahahahahahat! *snort*" "Pff-- hah! Look at that. You can snort as well!" "Sh-Shut uhuhuhup! Ahehehehehe!" Guy Business blushed a little from the stupid teasing. "Aww, is that little blush I see?~" Suction Cup Man teased, moving his hand to Guy Business's stomach, tracing little shapes. "NohohohOHOHOHOHO-- IhihihiHIHIHIT ihihihisn't!! Ehehehehehe!!" Guy Business tried his best to push himself away from Suction Cup Man, or to push Suction Cup Man away from h i m. "WhahahaHAHAHAT is this, eheheheven fohohohohor?!" "You REALLY don't know??" Suction Cup Man asked in a bit of disbelief. "NOHOHOHOHO?" Guy Business shrugged a little, well, the best he could. "Damn... you really are a dummy." Suction Cup Man then dug his fingers in between Guy Business's ribs "SHIHIHIHIHIT-- W-WAAHAHAHAHAHIT!!--" Now that caught Suction Cup Man's attention "Ooh! Did I find a sensitive spot?" Suction Cup Man giggled before spidering up and down Guy Business's ribs. "NOHOHOHOHOHO-- F-FUCKIN' STOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOP!! *squeal*" "You tickled me twice, asshole!" Suction Cup Man rolled his eyes "THIHIHIHIS IS WHAHAHAHAT ITS FOHOHOHOHOHOR?! Y-YOU'RE SO DUHUHUHUHUHUMB!!" Guy Business snorted and squealed as Suction Cup Man gasped "That's offensive! I would never say that to you!" "LIAR!!" Suction Cup Man just chuckled.
Then, the door came in "Hey, sir, have you--" Penny walked in before looking at Suction Cup Man and her boss "Hi Penny! Do you know where his like... M O S T sensitive spot is at all? You worked for him for a while, right?" Suction Cup Man asked innocently, fluttering his eyes. "DOHOHOHOHON'T YOU TEHEHEHEHELL HIM!!" Guy Business managed to laugh out before squealing after Suction Cup Man squeezed his ribs. "Hush you!" Penny just stood there and sighed. "Honestly... boss, you got on my nerves with that stupid meeting. So, here. Try his knees and palms." Penny said, crossing her arms. "Ah! Thanks, Penny!" Suction Cup Man's hand went under Guy Business's leg, earning a squeal out of him. "No problem!" Penny waved goodbye and shut the door behind her as she left. "YOU BIHIHIHITCH-- GEHEHEHET BACK HEHEHERE-- OHOHOHOHOHO NOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Tears pricked out from Guy Business's eye coners. "Oh yeah? No? You don't like this?~" "SHIHIHIHIHT!! SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUHUHUP!!" Guy Business didn't know exactly what to do or say. His mind was cluttered up with fuzzy feels and flustering bullshit. "Hmm... no, I don't think I will. Besides, you've earned this, Mr. Billionaire!" Suction Cup Man grinned, grabbing Guy Business's hand and scittering his fingers on his palm. "SHIT!! SHIT SHIT SHIHIHIHIHIT!! CUHUHUHUHUP MAHAHAHAHAN!!" "What's the matter, dum-dum?" "OKAY!!-- OKAY OHOHOHOHOKAY!!! I'M SORRY I'M FUCKIN' SOHOHOHOHOHOHORRYEHEHEHEHRHE!! JUST PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!! *snort* AH SHIHIHIHIHIT!" Suction Cup Man giggled at his reaction.
"Hmm, fine!" He stopped and backed away from the dude, letting the old guy catch his breath. "Oho... you mother--" Guy Business glared as Suction Cup Man ran out the window and opened up his parachute "GET ATTACKED, ASSHOLE!!!" Suction Cup Man screamed, flying away. Guy Business just scoffed. "I'll get him later... Penny first..." He muttered walking out of his office.
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we NEEDDDDD more lee! SCM an ler! Guy Business ficsssss >:3 /not forcing
As you wish, dear!
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--Suction Cup Man!! It isn't the weekend!! Guess he forgot about what happens...--
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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Guy Business|
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There goes that Suction Cup Man again! Climbing up Guy Business's tower on a THURSDAY!! The audacity! This happened three weeks ago! Guy Business SURE thought he knocked some sense into that little brain of Suction Cup Man's! Here we go again...
"HEY!!! The FUCK is with you and MY tower?!" Guy Business opened up the window in front of him and pointed at the culprit. "Oh, puh-LEASE! You're the only person I can get a reaction out of! Penny looked too sensitive and concerned last time me and her met anyway." Suction Cup Man explained in defense, shrugging. "You mean that time when you became Penis Man?" Guy Business crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow. "We--..." Suction Cup Man started before fumbling over his words. He eventually gave up trying to find an excuse and just whined and rolled his eyes. "O-Oh, fuck you!" "No! Fuck YOU!!" "And fuck you RIGHT. BACK. you fucking grandpa!!"
Guy Business gasped before stomping his foot. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" Guy Business clenched his fists and glared at SCM. "No! Make me!" "Don't you DARE challenge me, you suck up!" "Now that--... sounded a little kinky." SCM stated, his arms falling to his sides as Guy Business and him made an awkward eye contact
There was a pause.
An extremely.
Long.
Pause.
"...Bitch what?" Guy Business finally broke the silence in a very concerned tone. Suction Cup Man grumbled slightly "I--... I mean it did! Didn't you hear yourself when you said SUCK?? I mean... like..." Suction Cup Man did weird hand motions that just made Guy Business more pissed off. "You say suck all the time! Especially because of your..." Guy Business cut himself off, trying to think "y-your... um... i-idiotic... gay... s-suction cups!!" That was an absolute HORRIBLE insult. Yet, Suction Cup Man took it offensive and gasped, putting his hand on his heart "OH, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" "No!" Suction Cup Man scoffed. Oh wait, he knew how to piss Guy Business off more! Let's see how far this can go...
"Hey, I wrote ya a song!" Suction Cup Man announced, pulling out a guitar. "OH... NOT AGA--... ... where the fuck do you even get those?" Guy Business asked, genuinely confused. Suction Cup Man just rolled his eyes before clearing his throat. "It goes a little something like this..." Suction Cup Man inhaled...
"*Guitar Strings* You're a bitch!"
"Oh, not another one of your so--" Guy Business's sentence got cut off by more guitar playing.
"Oh, you're a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a BIIIIITCH!!! *Harmonica Solo*" Suction Cup Man sang before flipping off Guy Business
"W-....Where did you even--" Guy Business shook his head, getting his mind out of the topic "Ugh! Doesn't matter! I'm getting TIRED of your bullshit!!" "Still out of window cleaners?" "I--... no!"
"...Really now?"
"Okay, fine. I am. B-But that doesn't mean you can just c-climb my tower because of it!!" Guy Business stuttered, crossing his arms. "Pff, lame-o!" Suction Cup Man laughed. "Stop laughing you fucking twit!!" "Pff! Make me!"
"OH YOU FUCKIN LITTL--..." Guy Business took a minute. Oh, wait... yes... that's it... Guy Business chuckled darkly, catching the annoying ones attention. "Well then..." Guy Business smiled sinisterly, closing the window. Suction Cup Man gulped slightly. "Wh... wha?... ugh... what is he--" He got caught off by the window next to him opening and being grabbed by the shirt "SURPRISE ASSHOLE!!" Suction Cup Man got pulled in the building, the window slamming shut as Guy Business pushed/pinned SCM to the wall "Hello, again!" Guy Business said innocently
Suction Cup Man squirmed a little. "Wh-What kind of gay shit is this?!" Suction Cup Man struggled as Guy Business sighed in annoyance. "For the last time, I'm not gay. You're just a kinky fuck." Guy Business smirked at Suction Cup Man's offended face "N-Nuh uh!" Suction Cup Man huffed as Guy Business chuckled, a bit more lightly now. "So, remember the last time this happened?" "No?" "Thought so." Guy Business sighed. "Need me to re-jog your memory?" "NO--" Suction Cup Man tried to push Guy Business away from him, but no luck. Even if he didn't know what it was, that doesn't mean he should trust it! "Here... lemme just..." Guy Business said softly, poking Suction Cup Man's belly. "EEP--" Suction Cup Man squeaked, covering his belly. Oh, wait... that's what happened. "W-wait... c-come on, man! You--... you know it was a--..." Suction Cup Man gulped as he saw Guy Business's menacing grin "...j-joke..." He squeaked and melted down as Guy Business wiggled his fingers
"Wait-- wait-- wait wait WAIT!!!--"
And the room was full of bubbly child-like laughter.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! N-NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! N-NOT AGAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIN!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man tried to pry Guy Business's hands off of his hips but to no avail. "Nope! You asked for this! I'm very surprised you forgot about this~" Guy Business chuckled, digging his thumbs into Suction Cup Man's hips, earning a shriek. "EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEK!! O-OH COHOHOHOHOHOHOME OHOHOHOHOHON!! P-PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! I'M SOHOHOHOHOHOHORRY!!" Suction Cup Man snorted and just buried his face into Guy Business's chest to muffle his loud laughter, making Guy Business chuckle. "D'awwww.... is someone flustered?~~" He teased, shooting his hands up to Suction Cup Man's underarms. "EEP-- SH-SHIIIHIHIHIHIHIHIT!! GOHOHOHOHOD DAHAHAHAHAHAMN IT!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHEHERE!! *hic*" Tears poked out of the corners of SCM's eyes, his face redder than a shiny apple! "You're SUCH a child, huh?" "NOHOHOHO I'M NOHOHOHOHOHT!! *snort* AH FUHUHUHUHUHUCK!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man couldn't even speak clearly at this point! He just kept his face buried into Guy Business's chest and laughing uncontrollably as tears rolled down his cheeks. "Y'know..." Guy Business started, squeezing down to Suction Cup Man's ribs. "I haven't heard a stop yet~" Oh, WHY did he have to mention that?! His face was already a shiny red tomato!! It just got REDDER if that was even POSSIBLE!! "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH, SHUT YOUR M-MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUTH!! *squeal*" his reaction just made Guy Business chuckle slightly. "Admit it. You like this~" "NOHOHOHOHOHO!! I DOHOHOHOHOHON'T!! *hic*" "Oh? You don't, you say? Sighhh... guess we're gonna be here a while, h u h?" Guy Business squeezed Suction Cup Man's belly and sides, making it worse. "SHIHIHIHIT! OH NOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Suction Cup Man squealed and clung onto Guy Business for support to NOT fall down. "Well? Are you gonna admit it?" "NEHEHEHEHEVER!!" "Alrighty then!"
Literally 5 Minutes Later
"OKAY! OKAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY!! I LIKE THIS!! I LIHIHIHIHIKE THIHIHIHIHIS!! JUHUHUHUHUST STOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOP BEING AN AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASS!!" Guy Business chuckled. "Alright, alright!" Guy Business stopped, holding onto Guy Business so he didn't tip over. "You okay?" Guy Business asked as Suction Cup Man didn't answer for a moment. "Hehehe... *huff* y-yeheheah... yeah... I--... ihihim fihihihine... ehehehe..." SCM took a big inhale than every long exhale before clearing his throat and standing up straight
"Asshole." "Twat." Suction Cup Man rolled his eyes, crossing his arms like a baby. "Learned your lesson?" Guy Business asked, opening the previous slammed window. "Mhm..." Suction Cup Man packed up his things and flew out of the window with his parachute.
As Guy Business was about to close his window, GENTLY this time, he heard Suction Cup Man singing his "You're A Bitch" song in the far distance. All he could do was let out a breathlessly chuckle and gently close the window
What another eventful day.
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--Looks like Suction Cup Man's in hell! Can he survive Satan's wrath? Or will his annoying attitude get him demolished?--
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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Satan|
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"FUCK THE HIGHWAY!! YOU CAN'T KILL SUCTION CUP MAN!! LOOK AT ME G--"
Famous last words. Suction Cup Man got hit by a car, then got hit by another car, then was set on fire. Guy Business gulped and closed the window to his building.
Suction Cup Man fell through a red portal and onto the hard rocks below. He groaned and blinked, not being able to see properly. He shook his head and fluttered his eyes all the way open. His eyes widened as he saw fire, smoke, red rocks, and a wall behind him. He spun around, observing everything. He heard a low growl from behind him. He stiffened and slowly turned around. Satan himself... was standing right behind him.
"Greetings sinful o--"
"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!--" Suction Cup Man raised his voice, his eyes darting around. He was more confused than scared. "Uh-... you're in hell--... tha... that's so obvious wha..." Satan mumbled to himself, pinching the bridge to his nose. He huffed and cleared his throat, straightening his posture.
"Greetings, sinful one! Welcome to your EnTERNAL damnation!"
"Oh, LORD!"
"For your MANY... many... misdeeds, you will suffer everlasting pain throughout a THOUSAND lives!"
"Oh GOD!"
"We shall begin with 100 years in the pit of FIRE!!"
"OH JESUS!!"
"O-Okay..., can you stop with all the... 'God Talk' we... we don't do that here." Satan muttered, crossing his arms, his intimidating manner disappearing quickly. "Well, excuuuuuuse me, beardo! It's not like I CHOSE to be here!" Suction Cup Man said, offended.
"ENOUGH!"
Suction Cup Man felt the ground shake under him as tiny rocks fell from the sky (and / or ceiling). "Woah, hey! Watch where you're screamin'!" SCM put his hands on his hips, annoyed.
"I--..." Satan sighed and inhaled.
"Bow before me, HEATHEN, and face your punishme--"
"HEY! What's that??" Suction Cup Man pointed upward. Satan raised an eyebrow and looked up to where Suction Cup Man was pointing. "That is the gateway from which the sinful arrive." Satan explained, looking down at Suction Cup Man. "It don't look like a gateway!" "But... but it is..." "It looks like portal! A red milk portal!" Suction Cup Man raised and shook his hands in the air with a smile on his face. "...I-... I'm sorry... red milk?.. Did... do you mean... Strawberry Milk?" Satan asked, genuinely confused. "Oh yeah! Strawberry Milk! Ye-Yeah, that!" Suction Cup Man, put his hands on his hips, proud of himself. "I thought Strawberry Milk was pink..." "Well you're clearly color blind!" "I- NUH UH!!" Satan huffed. "Yuh uh." "Nuh uh." "Yuh uh." "Nuh uh." "Yuh uh." "Nuh u--"
A person fell from the portal, screaming as he landed on his face in front of Suction Cup Man. SCM shrieked and jumped back. "...Well people have no manners these days..." Suction Cup Man grumbled, crossing his arms and looking away. "Hi, welcome to Hell. Enjoy your punishment." Satan said, waving his hand a little as the guy responded by running off and crying. Suction Cup Man took note from where the guy fell and looked up at the gateway. He thought for a moment before speaking "What happens if I go back through it?" "Go back through what?" "Y'know, the Strawberry Milk portal!" Suction Cup Man bounced a little, being impatient. "Oh... pff, hah! No one can return to the land of the living!" "Not EVEN if I go back through it?" Suction Cup Man asked, doing a shrugging motion with his arms. "We-Well... you can't do that." "Why not?" Satan stayed silent as he looked around before looking back down at the human. "...You're not supposed to..." "Well FUCK that!" "Excuse me--" "I can do what I want! I'm Suction Cup Man!" Suction Cup Man huffed, pulling out his suction cups, and climbing the wall that was behind him. "Wha-- HEY!!" Satan shot yellow (golden?) lasers from his eyes above Suction Cup Man's head. He screamed and fell down to the ground and on his ass. Satan growled and disintegrated the suction cups to dust. Suction Cup Man's mouth hung open in horror before looking at Satan. "The FUCK was that for?!" Suction Cup Man got up and dusted himself off, turning around to fully look at him. Satan growled lowly before speaking.
"YOU have no choice in this matter! You WILL face your punishments accordingly to PAY FOR YOur--..."
Satan was so lost in his words, that he didn't even notice until now that Suction Cup Man was climbing the wall AGAIN. "What are you doing?.." Satan asked, getting more pissed off by the second. "Got bored, FUCK you, I'm leaving!" Suction Cup Man said, climbing up the wall with his suction cups. "I-... get off that WALL!!" Satan screamed, getting extremely pissed off. "Make me, gaint ketchup bottle!" Suction Cup Man remarked back. Satan blinked and turned to his mirror as his reflection turned into an, indeed, giant ketchup bottle.
"*GASP* How DARE you speak to me in this manner! I am the Prince of DARKNESS! The harbinger of ALL that is EVIL!! You are in MY realm! You WILL bow to me or face the consequences!"
"...FUCK YOU! Look at me GO!!" Suction Cup Man ignored Satan's threats as he climbed further up the wall. Satan growled in annoyance. He was about to respond with violence again, but he stopped. He paused for a second before snapping out of his thoughts. If it worked in the living world... it'll work here. Suction Cup Man felt himself being levitated away from his suction cups. "WOAH, SHIT!!" He squirmed around in the energy that was lifting him up in the air. Then he felt himself falling onto the ground, face first. He groaned and got on his knees, looking up in pain. And literally almost jumped out of his skin when he saw Satan's face in front of his. "Fuck man, what the--" before Suction Cup Man could finish, he felt himself being scooped up into Satan's hand as now he was (sorta) eye-level with him. "...What the hell are you doing?" Suction Cup Man asked, scooting away a little. "Just a little... experiment..." Satan said calmly. "Huh?" Suction Cup Man mumbled in confusion. He saw Satan's claw lift his shirt up a little. "...H-Hey-- what are you..." he felt himself shake a little. "Just giving you one hell of a punishment..." then, he felt Satan's claw lightly circle around his belly button. Ah, shi--
"PFF-- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! H-HEHEHEHEHEY!! WHAT THE FUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHACK?! *hic* OOHOOHOHOHOHOH NOOHOHOHOHOHO! *snort*" Suction Cup Man tried to push Satan's hand off, but in this state, he couldn't do anything. "Awh, I guess you got even MORE ticklish after that weird old guy tickled you." When Satan brought up Guy Business into the story, one of Suction Cup Man's eyes shot open. "YOU-- YOU KNOHOHOHOW ABOUT THAHAHAHAT!? *squeal* AHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHO!!" Suction Cup Man kicked his legs a little. "Yup. I know plenty!" Satan said, smugly. Suction Cup Man just slammed his eyes shut so he didn't have to see that stupid smirk on Satan's face. "But, aren't you a grown man? Or are you a ticklish little boy inside a grown man's body?" "NOHOHOHO SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP! *snort*" "Such a snorter!" "F-FUHUHUCK YOU!! *hic*" he squirmed under Satan's claw. "Just stay stillllll~" "NEHEHEHEHEVER!!" Suction Cup Man refused. He shrieked when he felt the claw lightly tickle under his underarm. "EEK-- N-NOOHOHOHOHOHO!! OH, YOU AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHASS!! *hic*" he covered his face with his hands, kicking his legs more now. Satan lightly squished Suction Cup Man's belly. "*squeal* NOHOHOHO!! *snort* JEHEHEHEHESUS CHRIHIHIHIHIST!! AHAHAHAHAWH NOOOHOHOHOHO!!" "No? No, what? Dohon't squish your belly?~" Satan chuckled a little at Suction Cup Man's reaction. "DOHOHOHOHON'T CAHAHAHAHALL IT THAHAHAHAT!!" "Pff, what? Belly? You get embarrassed by the word belly? What about tickle? Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle... Tickle~" Satan teased, watching Suction Cup Man's face get even more red. "SHIHIHIHIHIT!! I HAHAHAHATE YOU!! JUST SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUHUP!!" "Y'know, you've HARDLY asked me to stop..." Satan pointed out, grinning. "...I think you may like this~" "I DOHOHOHOHON'T!! I DON'T AT AHAHAHAHAHALL!! YOU'RE SO MEEHEHEHEHEHEAN!!" "That's kinda the point, pal." Satan lightly traced his claw up and down SCM's ribs. "*snort* NOHOHO!! P-PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! OHOHON ALL THAT IS F-FUCKING H-HOOOHOHOHOHOHOLY STAAAHAHAHAHAHAP!! *hic*" "HOLY?! Aw, we talked about this heaven/God Talk, BUD!!" Satan inhaled deeply and blew a small yet big raspberry on Suction Cup Man's stomach. And he fuckin' SCREEEAMED. "AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOHO-- W-WAHAHAHAHAIT!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SOHOHOHOHOHORRY!!" Suction Cup Man felt tears starting to fall down his cheeks slightly. "I think you took this well enough." Satan said, stopping and putting Suction Cup Man back on his suction cups.
Suction Cup Man panted and huffed, holding onto his suction cups for dear LIFE. "You... ehevil... mother... hehe-- f-fuhucker..." He shook his body a little to get the ghost tickles off. "That's why I'm the Prince of Darkness!" Satan said proudly, putting his hands on his hips with a grin. "Yeah, yeah... oh! Also! I wrote cha a song!" Suction Cup Man announced, looking over at Devil with a big smile. "...You did?" "Yep! And it goes a little somethin' like this..." He pulled out his guitar and played it once, inhaled, and...
"Go eat a dick! That's right, go eat a dick! Go eat a dick, dick, dick! Go eat a big ol' dick! Go eat a dick!" Suction Cup Man sang, playing his guitar and climbing all the way up, dodging every powerful gust of yellow/golden power ball shot at him. "*Harmonica Noises*" Suction Cup Man jumped into the portal and escaped Hell.
"...You eat a dick, you..." Satan grumbled as he stormed away from that spot, pouting.
"I TRIED to warn him he was drifting towards the highway--" Guy Business explained to the cops. "--but he passed it off by saying something like... "Fuck The Highway, You Can't Kill Suction Cup Man." Guy Business said, shrugging. The people in the back looked concerned as they saw the white sheet move, and saw Suction Cup Man pop out from under. "And also, "Look At Me Go!" at the end there!" Suction Cup Man added, smiling. "Right, he also said "Look At Me g-..." Guy Business's voice trailed off as his eyes widened. "SHIT!!"
Suction Cup Man sat up and walked over to the three. "Officer, arrest this man for attempted murder!" Suction Cup Man said, pointing at Guy Business before putting his hands on his hips. "We know who you are... and we're not doing that." Paul Ease, statted, raising an eyebrow. "Fair enough. Same time next week, business dummy?" Suction Cup Man asked with a smile on his face. "Go to hell." Guy Business responded, coldly. "Trust me, never going there again..." "Wha--" before Guy Business could answer, he shrieked when Suction Cup Man poked his stomach and ran off, jumping off the bridge, gliding through the air with another parachute.
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