Self Aware Au - Blog Posts

I'm just some complete stranger, but listen to me: All this hype with God!Player, Soldier!Player(?), Purgatory!Player and others. I really like it, especially the map of Nevada from (@cosmica-galaxy ). And imagine, you are an ordinary person, no different from others (well, or you are a demon, angel, serena, dragon, no matter who you are), you live for your own pleasure. And suddenly you find yourself in some room, on some island, and all the Gods of Nevada crowded around you. Hence the story of the yandere gods and (Y/n) :)

Lord, am I really still writing something? Yes, I didn’t die.This is a continuation of the parts with our favorite jester, so I won't delay the show any longer~

(Yes, there will be jumps in the plot, especially for the drama. Don't hit me with stones)

After the cardboard doll fell apart on stage, a dissatisfied cry from the jester was heard. “Oh, I just started the show~! Well, let me tell you everything, dear and not so dear spectators~!”

With these words, Shadow Milk Cookie looked into the sky, where he felt like something was watching him... Or rather, someone. Lovely Baker... His dear viewer... The star of his new show~

Shadow Milk Cookie watched with a laugh as the cookies tried to run up to that stupid tree where he was imprisoned.

No, he is free... He will not return to the cage... He freed the others, and they will rule again... Together with the Baker~

The entire kingdom is in chaos, the fairies, who were turned into puppets of the jester, constantly tried to block the path.

Pure Vanilla Cookie looks to the sky with a pleading look.

"Baker, hear my prayers... Even if they are the last... Please help us, help us win... That..."

"Silly Vannilly, Don't even try to reach our dear viewer!They like the main show of our performance more than the humble creator in the form of you~!"

Shadow laughed out loud.In the end, the Elder Fairy Cookie was defeated and none of those disgusting cookies could stop him from putting on the most amazing show.Especially when he has an interesting viewer.

He once heard from the Witches that there is a God who watches over them all, gives his will and protects everything. When he was young he believed in them, believed in this gentle smile that looked at him from somewhere...He thought it was romantic, even...But the years go by, the sun and the moon replace each other and this Baker...Just showed up now?

After so many years of confinement, pain, humiliation, self-rejection, watching his friends slowly go crazy, become shells of who they were.Probably only Candy Apple and Black Sapphire kept him from completely plunging into his mind of madness and olino But that doesn't matter anymore...

After all, the stage is not yet completely set.He'll let that upstart White Lily seal him in a tree indefinitely.But for now...

Shadow felt a light touch on his head, as if something gentle and familiar covered him with sunbeams and sea sand that warms the soul.He hadn't felt this in so long.

Looking at the black space around him, he thought about this creature again and again.Who is it?Why did they start communicating with cookies only now?Why did they choose them?And why? They like him so much He feels how warmth envelops him more and more each day, lulling him in his arms in an attempt to console him, to get to know him...Understand him.

May be...They are not that bad If others find out who they are, maybe they will be able to see him with their own eyes.Their Baker.

MASTERLIST

TWISTED WONDERLAND

COOKIE RUN KINGDOM

AFK ARENA

(っ'-')╮=͟͟͞͞💌

INFORMATION FOR INQUIRIES

I will gladly accept both fluff and 18+ (depending on the request). I don't think I can accept all requests, and some I will simply ignore. My works have no desire to encourage you to take any actions or thoughts. The topics that may be raised in most posts can harm you. If you can't read this, DO NOT READ!

I'm back, and with new ideas! (Yes, yes, I didn’t die). I returned to the afk arena fandom and decided that there are no fanfictions about “self aware au” at all. It's a pity! There is a huge ocean of thoughts here. Well, let's begin!

The history of your worship began even before the war of light and darkness. Then both rulers of completely different beliefs accepted that in their politics there was one thing that united them. You. You are their god, their creator, that is, you are a player. You have taken everyone under your wing of kindness, regardless of their race. Demons and paladins worshiped you even before the events of the game. The Light worships you and sees you as the unifier of all. The darkness sees you as a being that will always protect everyone. You are their god.

But everything will change when you finally download the game, and the first character feels your presence. Warmth, tenderness, love... Such a tender feeling that makes even the darkness purr with delight.

So, dear God, don't stop playing. Everyone loves you... Everyone.

This is just my nonsense about boys, but if you like it I can expand this work into several parts (if my writing battery lasts)

The most dependent boys will be Malleus, Vil, Leona, Riddle, Cater, Ace, Sebek, and Rook, Idia, Azul, the Leech twins. Their love for you will be the most twisted and deepest. They will hack the game code and your phone to see your cute face even for a second. They will give you all their cards so you can use at least one. At least one, and they will be happy that your attention is focused on them.

More calm, but just as crazy will be Ruggie, Jack, Epel, Deuce, Trey, Silver, Lilia, Ortho (platonically!), Kalim, Jamil. They are less crazy, but that makes them dangerous. Their sanity is dangerously close to collapse because of you. Especially the more love-starved ones will be ready to paint the whole world red if only their sweet Player will pay attention to them~.

[I love and kiss everyone (♥´∀｀)／]

[Sorry it took so long. I had a creative crisis and just a crisis. Exams eat my soul and not only my soul. So enjoy, dears ❤]

Warnings: This work may contain references to violence, depression, suicide, eating disorder and other VERY BAD things. Take care of yourself and your loved ones ‼️

You know that feeling when you lie on your bed in your room and think about everything? When you look at the ceiling, listening to the quiet knock of the clock and your heart, thinking about your meaning in life, destiny and why are you here? Such thoughts often drive me into melancholy, simply realizing that you will never find your meaning. Even if you go through the whole world and look everywhere, you still won’t find anything. And they don’t even need to think about it. They know what their meaning in life is. In you

All their plans, memories, understanding and meaning of this world disappeared as soon as this damned code allowed them to see you. You... A living person... Their Player...

They repent before their altars that at first they did not understand this warmth. Your living warmth. At first they hated you. And even this word cannot describe how much you poisoned their soul at first. You were a punishment and a curse. Their every day was filled with hatred for you. You are alive, and they are just a code. They are toys for fun... And they hated you because they could not be real. How many nights and days were devoted to curses in your direction? They stopped counting...

They wanted your blood. Your screams. Your pleas for mercy. And maybe then... Then they will become real? When the main puppeteer leaves the game giving the dolls freedom

But then they heard your voice. Your praises, your words of love, your regret about their fate, words of support. In the end, banal love is what most boys lacked. You gave them meaning. Their meaning is to love you, worship you, break the bones of sinners who think they can claim your attention. They are only yours. You are theirs only, no one else's.

For your sake, they will improve themselves (and once again refuse food)

They will shed blood for you (even if they never wanted to pick up a knife)

They will do anything for you (even if it is the last thing in their life)

Your attention is their reason to live, breathe, eat and exist. You are their meaning, Player. Love them. Otherwise, they will commit suicide in an attempt to attract your attention. Your love is their main motivator, not paying attention to others only to them.

Love them, Player❤

AHHHH, SECOND CHAPTER ETG SOMETHING WITH SOMETHING THE FUCK! IF YOU HAVE NOT COMPLETED YET, AND DO NOT WANT TO BE A SPOILER, DO NOT READ THIS WRITING, I AM AT SUCH EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW!! AAAA!

Hypnotized fairies ran all over the royal area, causing chaos. They laughed and ran around like crazy, not paying attention to common sense. And the main thing of this circus was Shadow Milk Cookie.

Cookies literally ran through all the obstacles, knocking down fairies in clown costumes, ignoring the cheerful music like at a children's party. For them it was not a holiday, unlike him

"APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE! It's so nice to see such a wonderful audience. And I want to see the main guest~"

Shadow Milk Cookie realized himself. He feels their gaze, their smile, the way they watch him. What a cute creature~. He gets curious... And maybe they can help him free the chaos.

The cookies were able to run to the stage where there was a cardboard version of the one who caused chaos in the kingdom. The doll bowed to them, marking the start of the show.

[Yes, the chapter is short, but it’s just the beginning. I need to discuss the script a little more and everything will be done as quickly as possible. Have a nice day, everyone]

GUYS, GUYS, I JUST CLEANED THE FIRST CHAPTER OF THE NEW EVENT, AND MY GOD, I HAD AN IDEA FOR THE PLOT OF 'self aware au'. God, I love this update too much. Let's start the show

It's all over... The tree bark is cracking more and more. Black tentacles and blue scary eyes peek out everywhere looking at the cookie.

No... Everything should have been wrong... The Baker was here... But the Baker was silent, like the dead, leaving the cookie at such a difficult hour.

Laughter was heard as the huge figure of Shadow Milk Cookie loomed over the heroes, laughing at them and their grief. He's free... He's finally free. He is not in the suffocating cage in which he slowly went mad all these years, but in freedom. It's so good to breathe~

"Ah, my dear, dear audience! The long-running show is about to begin! Everyone's favorite joker... Shadow Milk Cookie!"

The cookies look at the huge figure in fear, not knowing what to do. This dead atmosphere of fear is interrupted only by a thunderous voice and the laughter of a free captive. He looked at them without a single drop of pity, laughing at them...

And suddenly...

A ringing laugh echoed throughout the kingdom along with Shadow Milk Cookie's voice. The voice laughed gently, making fun of his antics. Their wonderful Baker laughed at them...

Shadow Milk Cookie looked up at the sky in shock, not knowing where the sound was coming from.

“Who is this?...” He turned to the other livers, who were looking at the sky in despair

Pure Vanilla Cookie defended the other cookies with her body and responded. "The baker... Our creator... They laughs..."

You, our dear Player, have been laughing since the appearance of the new character and their design. What can I say, his clown design is good.

“What an interesting turn of events!” The player laughed, pointing at the screen.

Shadow Milk Cookie looks up at the sky with her eyes wide open.

“If you like it so much, I’ll put on a special show for you~”

This is a kind of preface and disclaimer. My texts may be crooked and incomprehensible due to the fact that English is not my native language, and my knowledge of it is quite average. I use a translator for this application, so I can apologize in advance for any errors. love everyone 🩷

I want to delve more into the topic of how boys generally sense the presence of the Player and how “selecting to the main screen” works.

When the Player knocks out a character, the character begins to feel symptoms such as slight dizziness, warmth throughout the body, and you can lose coordination in your actions for a few seconds. Also, when choosing a character, he feels warmth throughout his body. This shows the Player's favor.

The higher the friendship level, the better the character can 'feel' you and hear your phrases. Some boys simply love to listen to your voice and want to listen to it for hours (Azul, Malleus, Lilia, Silver, Cater and Kalim). They think that you just have a wonderful voice. (Especially Silver, your voice sometimes puts him to sleep)

Let's also pay attention to the races of boys. Fairies sense the Player's presence best and often take advantage of this. Beastmen(?) when increasing your friendship level, using their card and so on can sense some of your strong emotions during the game. Merfolk(?) are the same as beastmen.

Actually every boy just wants your attention

I like "self-aware au" in love and in any fandom. I can sit and look at this tag for hours sometimes. Since I’m in enough fandoms, I can come up with something. And this post is about something specific. "Self-aware au crk", to put it simply "cookie run kingdom! self aware au"

In this au I want to talk about my vision of Our Dear Player (that is, how they see you). First of all, they know you're not a Witch, but you're not a cookie either. You are something else... You are the Creator of this beautiful world (the words of one nun). That's why they call you "Baker".

Although you have many different names, this is the name most often used throughout the kingdoms. Also, depending on the region, you can be the God of Wealth, the God of War, the God of Everything, and so on (everything your imagination can come up with)

Also, many regions disagree on how you appeared, how you created everything and, in principle, what you are.

Some people think that you are a dragon, others that you are a foreign creature, others simply don’t know what you look like, even roughly. There are many writings about you, some completely new, only published by the church, and others that are so old that they will crumble into dust very soon.

(I have more thoughts, but I’m too lazy to write further. Have a good day everyone)

My Honest Reaction to all this:

In all honesty, thanks for answering my ask!

Will there be a part 2 of the "Attention" fic?

infidelity [gn/m.reader]

the answer to that is a solid yes AND a big apology for taking a hundred years to post this. this ask has been in my inbox for freaking months. and it’s mostly because i have been remaking this fic until i got the most satisfying fic LMAO. i’m sorry for taking so long 😭 i hope this is compensation enough. btw this part 2 to this! but honestly, you don’t have to read it lmao.

𖦹 crack taken seriously, hsr mention but this is mostly genshin, this is just a fic of me making fun of cheaters aka you, highly based on that one tweet of the “welcome home, cheater” one, pushing my grand overseer reader agenda like in my early fics teehee <3, sagau, sahsr au

“I should probably go back…”

Jing Yuan begged to differ. The general himself had his reservations about your sudden eagerness to depart. After all, you were a good company — one that amused him to the core and even kept him awake for the better part of the day. You are an interesting being to him after all — much after learning from the exuberant girl from the famed Astral Express suddenly emphasizing your importance when they left you under his supervision.

You, in much simpler words, are adorable in the Luofo general’s eyes. With eagerness and curiosity melding in those gaze of yours that could leave anyone transfixed — wanting and desperate.

You truly live up to the title as the grand overseer across worlds. You were the sole beholder of their sentience, despite the fact that right now, you’re barely aware of your status and your circumstance, it was more than enough for anyone go cherish your presence. How could they not? It was a blessing to see you descend from where you were, behind the great barrier that they all could only stare at when they looked to you for guidance.

Alas, that mattered little, not when you were beside the amused general and his coy smile, fingers raking through your hair; reminiscent of the pattern when he would do the same thing to Mimi when you visited his abode to meet the furry beauty that was his pet.

Quite frankly, you weren’t all too sure if this was something you were used to, being treated like an animal companion, with even the way Jing Yuan’s hand would suddenly roam behind your very human ears, scratching behind out of habit.

The only thing missing was him giving your food to you in a bowl, actually, and you’d be no different than Mimi at that point. Wait. No. You were sure Jing Yuan’s lion also ate out of a golden encrusted plate when you saw his hired caretakers come and feed Mimi.

“Bark for me, won’t you?” The general teased with a purr and it was more than enough for you to pull the plug at your willing compliance.

You removed his hand from your head and only shot him a subtle glare, “That’s a request I can’t honor even if my life depended on it.” You sighed, “I should get going now though, General… I made a promise to help our conductor in sweeping the floors. Apparently Caelus tracked some dirt inside when he decided to lug some trash.”

“Must you really? You’re the grand overseer, no? I believe such a title deserves a limitless freedom in doing whatever it is that they wish,” he coaxed in a suave tone, quick to win anyone over. And honestly, that sounds nice. But you’ve never seen Pom-Pom look so stressed when you saw an unwilling March and Dan Heng drag some trash either wrapped in gold bags or regular black ones inside the express when they came back from Belobog.

You somehow regretted leaving first — but even you had urgent matters to attend to at that moment.

“Ah—!” The lax Jing Yuan jolted at your sudden outburst.

“…Anything troubling you, Grand Overseer?”

“T-Teyvat! I completely forgot…!” Your eyes were blown wide as the panic settled within you. You had promised Nahida you would make it to the Interdarshan championship. She was so excited when she communed with you just days ago, completely elated that even your beloved Wanderer would participate as a representative in a Darshan.

Albeit confused by your sudden squawking, Jing Yuan understood and only watched you pace around while you lamented what sounds to be a rehearsed apology that you will no doubt tell to someone you hold precious.

“How envious, to receive an apology from you even sounds like a great honor.” Jing Yuan teased with a chuckle. “Well then, off you go now. Don’t be away for too long. I rather enjoy our time together.”

“O-Oh, yes, of course… I truly apologize for cutting our time together short. Do give my regards to Fu Xuan and Yanqing if they drop by. I have to go and talk to the crew and also bid my goodbye for now.” You bowed before turning away, briskly walking your way towards the door outside of the general’s office, only to bump into Welt and March.

“Oh! There you are! Ya ready to go shopping?” March held an exuberant energy as she asked, clasping your hand in hers tightly with an excited gleam flashing through her eyes.

Welt, however, was far more observant than March, “Judging from that look in your eyes… you have some affairs you’ve forgotten to tend to, Your Benevolence. Would I be correct in my judgment?”

“It’d be a miracle for you to be wrong at this point,” you laughed amidst your panic. “But yes, unfortunately. March, I hope you don’t mind a little bit of postponement… I have somewhere to be urgently.”

March’s bottom lip stuck out into pleading pout, “But you promised!”

“March, let’s not force them. It is as they say — an urgent affair.” Welt only looked at you with a small nod and an encouraging smile, “Don’t be too worried. I’ll let Himeko and Dan Heng know of your absence. Just be safe.”

“I will definitely come back and visit.” Your smile and reassurance was enough to quell March’s disappointment and Welt’s initial concern. “Please tell Caelus not to track more dirt inside. It’ll only serve to frustrate Pom-Pom further.”

“It’s a useless attempt, but for you, I’ll try,” March winked as she waved to you with Welt.

With a nod to the two of them, you were off to Teyvat — lucky that you have little need for the Star Rail in the first place to travel. Otherwise, it would most certainly take you the entire conceivable time just before you could even come back to one of the many worlds that you oversaw and to a fault, even took care of from afar.

You stepped into the familiar grassy fields of Sumeru’s rainforest, looking up to see that the city isn’t too far off. There was a gentle breeze that blew by, almost like a kiss from a certain archon, but you paid little heed to it. You normally always took your time to appreciate the sights in Teyvat, finding its vast lands and many biomes incredibly fantastical in sight. But even that couldn’t keep you from the fact that you’ve broken several promises that you willingly made to some residents here.

You can only imagine the disappointment in everyone’s faces once you’ve admitted to the fact that… other people may have swept your attention away in the first place — hence your sudden absence.

You owed your first apology to Nahida. She is after all, one of your far more favored archons around, treating her like your own, definitely something that would make Rukkhadevata proud among every other archon out there. And then there’s also a matter of apologizing to your dear Aether, you made another promise to him that you would spend your time with him in Sumeru’s far end by the Realm of Farakhkert to meet the infamous Sorush and the majestic race of the Pari (you once made a claim that Aranara’s are superior, and your endeared traveler was reluctant in protesting to your words it seems).

Now that you thought about it — you were sure you made quite a lot of promises to the residents of Teyvat. A lot of commitments were hammered into your special sanctuary that Aether had built for and with you inside his teapot.

Commitments that you’ve forgotten in favor of space travels with a couple of trailblazers.

Onlookers turned to your direction, completely flabbergasted at your casual appearance. What were you doing in Sumeru city (not that they were ungrateful for your gracious presence) — but it was as if you were solely taking a stroll on your own. Where are your entourage? Was the Acting Grand Sage even informed of your arrival? What about the archons that always accompanied you? Where is Buer?

Best of all, why does your face contort into an expression of what seems to be utter guilt?

You hiked your way to the Sanctuary of Surasthana, refusing any help offered to you by the guards that were courteous enough. You were prepared to face Nahida’s crestfallen look — prepared to start indulging her wishes to make up for the tomfoolery you engaged in. The corners of your mouth trembled as it itched to finally spill out the plethora of apologies that you’ve prepared.

“Oh. So you exist after all.”

Only for your well-rehearsed (by the last minute) apologies to fall apart when the Wanderer’s voice rang from above. You looked up to see him perched on one of the ledges just above the door of Nahida’s residence. He was stationed like a watchful hawk — and he was, constantly on the prowl for anyone suspicious daring to come up to the sanctuary.

Suddenly, a memory of you promising him to go fishing by the coasts of Sumeru had you wincing. And with the way the puppet’s mouth turned up in a smug smirk showed that he was aware of an engagement you swore you’d do with him.

“Ah… I hear you go by Hat guy now?” You tilted your head, giving him a reluctant smile.

“Spare me the meaningless prying. Where have you been?” His eyes narrowed, suspicious and a tad bitter at your absence and incompetence in attending a tiny little leisure that you yourself insisted he join you on. Who the hell even creates plans first and suddenly flakes out? The Wanderer has never felt more betrayed, quite frankly.

You suddenly looked like a guilty spouse that came from a messy affair, with the way you shifted your footing and how you averted your gaze quick. The Wanderer was intolerant of such a behavior however when he finally came down from his little high up spot to face you with no escape. He will summon a void and trap you in it halfway if you so much as make an attempt to escape.

“I’ve been… away…”

“Were you now?” His scrutinizing gaze only served to intimidate you further when he came up close, his nimble fingers tracing against your clothing. “Whose is this?”

And before you, he held a familiar long strand of white hair — possibly acquired when the general of Luofo decided to frolic around with you, coaxing (or coercing, more like) you to give him a much deserved head massage for his hard work (though in truth, he barely did anything that day).

“…A cat.” Technically not a lie. Jing Yuan does exhibit certain behaviors that you can classify as a behavior that a feline has.

“Is it now?” His voice went an octave higher — clearly mocking you if his churlish grin wasn’t enough of a sign about his suspicions of you and your… agendas prior to your unprompted visit in Teyvat.

A terse silence engulfed you and your Wanderer before he flicked away the hair and dragged you inside Nahida’s sanctuary.

“She was disappointed that you were absent the entire Interdarshan event thing. Where in the abyss were you?” The puppet hissed, his grip on your wrist tightening. Somehow you found it far more comforting compared to the times where people would treat you like some fragile object that could break at any second.

What’s not comforting however, were his words. You couldn’t bear the thought of letting Nahida down, and now you’re faced with that very thought becoming a reality that you now have to get through just for the sake of your sanity.

You smiled a little despite seeing the Dendro Archon’s back turned while she minded her own business. There was always something comforting when wasting your hours away inside the sanctuary. Just having to teach Nahida from your old world knowledge about people, and to an extent even teaching the Wanderer with your wisdom that rarely pops out (according to him, with full intent to insult you). It’s not as daring as the time Venti decided to fling you up and catch you or Ei’s insistence on you eating your tenth dango during your walks.

For now however, you had one goal in mind — and that is to make amends with your favored archon and puppet.

Teyvat altogether created an unspoken rule to never ever doubt you — the Grand Overseer. You have a position that transcends even farther than the Primordial One, your eyes that gaze on many universes and worlds. You are the one that took care of the blooming life in each planet that teemed with it, thriving under your guidance.

There was a collective decision among all gods and mortals alike to never doubt your endeavors, much less your love for them. You care a lot about them, and based solely on your constant descent towards their world, it seems as though above all other worlds, you favored them. They were the proof of your benevolence, granting the residents your presence while you walked among them.

Right. That was the case that everyone agreed upon.

However, there was an underlying layer of unease. Heaven forbid may it be doubt; they could never! But perhaps… a tiny bit of uncertainty in the layer of cautiousness as the residents watched you with adoration.

It first started with the wrong names.

When Albedo, Sucrose, and Timaeus wholeheartedly welcomed your help when you visited Dragonspine with Klee. Jean was far too busy with her work and while she wished to, could not have time to bask in your presence after the announcement of your sudden arrival. In turn, you only assured her and relieved her of her added duty in watching over Klee.

Klee was the one to visit big brother Albedo, to surprise him that you were finally back. And you complied. Dragonspine is an extension of Mondstadt, and you had plans to check up on every single resident of the nation.

Suffice to say, you were quickly hooked up in a chair, pulse detectors attached to your temples while you watched Klee doodle away on the floor. For a respected overseer, you certainly were a people pleaser, letting Albedo scan you out of his own volition (Sucrose was fussing the entire time, she didn’t want you to be hurt in the process, after all!).

“Look Grand Overseer! This is you and me and Dodoco!” Your vision was quickly filled with a flurry of bright colors on paper, one that was filled with an abundant amount of red and the other with the colors of your clothing.

“Ah! So it is! Good job, Hook!”

Everyone in silence soon tore themselves away from their work, looking at you with evident confusion.

Klee blinked, tilting her head as she looked just as lost and surprised as the other three researchers in the mountain, “Hook? That’s not how you say Klee…”

Your heart hammered against your ribcage and tried to save it with a cough, “D-Did I now? Ah, my bad… I meant to say was that you… did a great job! It immediately hooked me in!” It was a half-baked excuse — hell, call it a raw excuse even and everyone aside from Klee caught on as the explosive child beamed with pride, just happy that you loved her heartfelt creation.

Albedo eyed you in suspicion before returning to his work.

Then there was your misplaced reminiscence.

In your defense however, Snezhnaya does feel like Belobog. Sometimes… most definitely not because of the fact that both places are constantly subjected in a thick layer of snow.

The Tsaritsa was all but cruel to you. She loved you like any other archon out there and always basked in your presence — even keeping you for herself a week or two longer, leaving the next nation in your rotation of visitation completely restless at your tardiness. However in her gentle kindness was a terrifying beast that laid dormant.

Only then did you catch a glimpse of it on the morning that you and her spent on your appointed room in the palace, both you and the Cryo Archon siting on the balcony while you sipped on a hot beverage, enjoying the mountainous coated in freshly fallen snow.

You sat your cup down and blew on your hands. The Tsaritsa laughed at your actions, pleased that you can truly feel the love she embodied through the cold winds of her icy nation.

“Cold enough for you, Grand Overseer?” She jested with a light tone.

“…Yep…” your teeth lightly chattered. “…T-This place is a lot c-colder than Belobog, I’ll tell you that… B-But not more than Jarilo-VI as a whole…”

All of a sudden, you could feel the creeping coldness from beside you and looked to where the archon sat, her striking eyes looking at you with curiosity… with a smidge of coldness behind them.

“Pardon? Not colder than where?”

Her tone was pressed despite her sweet adoring smile. She took pride in her sovereign kingdom of cryo. It was all for you, to feel the comforting cold after you spent your last stay with Murata in Natlan. This was her giving you love, and suddenly, it wasn’t enough?

The better part of your mind decided to feign ignorance. And you lived to see another day.

And then the sudden secrecy.

By all means, of all people, Zhongli indulged in your stories the most. Whenever you visited Liyue, you were almost always found beside him if Ningguang wasn’t asking for your presence or if you weren’t getting coerced into another drinking competition with Beidou and her crew. And in this case, you were preoccupied with a little something while you accompanied Zhongli in his usual spot.

He listened earnestly to the storyteller while you busied yourself writing a little something on a parchment you had acquired from the Wangsheng parlor when you fetched Zhongli for his break.

And ever so slightly, he’d find himself glancing at your hunched over form, while you stewed in your little activity. He didn’t particularly mind the lack of conversation from you. Having you beside him was more than enough, actually. But it wouldn’t hurt for you to have him be just as engaged in your little agenda, would it?

The former archon peered at your work, only to be faced with scripts that were oddly reminiscent of Liyue’s characters. Albeit there were significant changes that made the language still all too different from his nation.

“…Might you be translating ancient texts, Grand Overseer?” He inquired and was met by a suspicious jolt from you.

It was a text Dan Heng gave you before to practice the language used in the Xianzhou fleet. Only now did you have time to do his little practices upon your descent. You had plans to check up on everyone as soon as you were done in Teyvat, and perhaps impressing Yanqing with your language prowess was a good party trick (and eventually not get bullied into eating something spicy because of your ignorance).

“Ah! N-No—! I— yes. No.”

Zhongli tilted his head and you were quick to recall your flubbed answer, shoving away the parchment into your little pocket. There was a frantic look in your eyes and Zhongli was concerned, naturally.

You used to be so willing in divulging everything to him in exchange for his stories, with the both of you managing to talk from dusk to dawn without fail with him needing little to no sleep and the time dilation that your body couldn’t seem to adjust to. You weren’t afraid to share what you were preoccupied with, and even often let him experience new things from your own world.

So why are you keeping secrets now?

But perhaps, the breaking point was your standoffish nature.

Aether has always cherished his raw connection with you and was proud to wear his closeness to your divinity, not because of infamy, but because of how incredibly special you treat him. While, certainly, you have made the people of Teyvat special on your visits, but what sets him apart from the rest is your adamant expression of affection towards him. For some reason, he was favored alone, not as a part of a collective unlike Venti and his people, or Zhongli and his. He alone was yours to indulge, even more behind closed doors in his teapot realm.

However… something was off after your abrupt visit.

Something had changed when you came home.

You were far more distracted, occupied with that tiny device you always held in your hand. Suddenly, Paimon wasn’t the loudest one in the teapot mansion with the incessant beeping that your phone made. It never did that before, it was always tucked away somewhere, sometimes even letting him place it in his inventory if there was little time to go back into the teapot.

He had always deemed your mode of communication useless. Especially on your travels. It was always so silent, like a useless artifact that you keep on you.

But suddenly it was teeming with life, buzzing endlessly that could drive any man with weak resistance into the threshold of insanity. You’d often pick it up and grant the little device a heavenly smile and proceed to be on it for hours upon hours.

It was a heartbreaking time for him.

It was heartbreaking whenever he would peer at your device, only for you to keep him in the dark as you made some lame excuse.

It was heartbreaking whenever he could no longer recognize your words when you talked about your own anecdotes, throwing name after name at him while he listened intently.

And oh was it heartbreaking when you called him by the name of someone else.

“[Name], have you seen my earring?” He took pride in his informality with you showing your comfortability and familiarity with the renowned traveler.

“Over on the table, Cae— ther… Caether… Aether.”

Not so much with that tiny slip.

Yes. Perhaps that was it. And all the preceding reasons.

Perhaps it was why you sat like a condemned criminal in the court of Focalors, as every archon looked at you with scrutiny and skepticism in their eyes. Only sweet Nahida looked at you in concern. Ah, your poor child. You’d rather her look away than experience the possible punishment you were about to receive.

“Grand Overseer, make no mistake, this is a trial born from the accumulated concerns of us all. This is a trial born… from our love.” The hydro archon’s voice bellowed through the courts. She normally wasn’t one to personally try the defendants, however you were a special circumstance.

You always were.

…Sure doesn’t feel like it…

“M-May I at least know what my charges are…?”

“Infidelity, Grand Overseer.” Ei answered for the collective. “I can only hope you are not found guilty.”

You grimaced. You’re quite glad that this was a private trial, with only the archons, retired or otherwise, gazing at you. Make no mistake however — this was an intimidating position to be in. You may be the Grand Overseer, but you’re quite sure the only thing keeping you alive is their thinly veiled fanaticism and adoration for you. Otherwise, you would have been incinerated long ago.

It might have been your luck. But it was something you would wholeheartedly thank as the moment Focalors slammed her gavel down, the horrifying screech of something you can only classify as a hideous ally pulled you out of your impending doom.

The alarm on your phone rang incessantly, a glaring reminder of your subpar and mundane reality, waking you up from a dream that you could barely remember.

You shot up, only realizing you fell asleep in front of your own computer. You looked up to see your game open, with your beloved traveler gazing down at you with a disappointed frown on his face.

You chalked it up to your awful sleep and rubbed your eyes, closing the game and migrating to the other, where your in-game phone was filled to the brim with messages.

Smothering a yawn in your hand, you can only shake your head.

“My games have been really weird lately. I should probably leave them alone for now. Maybe have fun with Elysia and the girls.” You muttered to yourself but not before powering your computer down.

Truly, your utter cluelessness is bound to drive everyone insane.

Fret not however, they will make it work. They will let you know of their sentience. They will make sure that you are aware of how much they admire you.

It’s only a matter of time until then.

It's basically this meme:

https://youtube.com/shorts/z7fT6PdBptU?feature=share

attention [gn/m.reader]

quick sfw fic to cleanse all of your palate from all that filth :). sagauauauauauu because my time in genshin dropped by a mile. definitely not because i’m playing honkai and have been into star rail beta lately. definitely not that. :) also definitely not an introduction to the possibility of me writing for the hsr men once the game comes out :))

𖦹 crack fic, subtle dark themes in the end, sfw sfw :D, whore overseer reader sigh, mentions of characters from hsr and honkai impact, but nothing to concern yourself over. though i would recommend you see them for yourself hehe

Quiet. It had been all too quiet. Everyone looked up at the skies where often your softest gaze can be seen as you waited for the world to prepare for your arrival. You, their ever so benevolent overseer, isn’t around to spend some time with them like you usually would.

Such a mistake can’t exactly be unforgivable. They know you have a life other than being the great overseer of their world. You’ve talked to the many other otherworldly beings in your world, and they’ve lent their ears on days where you weren’t feeling the greatest, often do they have to suffer seeing you in such a mess as well. But there was nothing that they could do but keep up the support, letting you just sit back and diligently puppet them around, watching with satisfaction as they dealt bigger and heavier damage than the usual.

But these days, it had been relatively different. The way you were absent was in a rather poor taste, according to your devoted characters. It left something within them that they didn’t particularly want to entertain, sensing that there was something that changed with you.

Suddenly, your usual schedule of nightly visits with them turned erratic. You would either come earlier, or much later, barely making it through the commissions before the daily reset.

Worst of all, the new area that the Dendro Archon has offered to you, the one that you promised you would explore with your beloved team was suddenly left at thirty percent. You promised you would dedicate yourself into exploring the new area more, seeing that you were so excited to see Jeht and the new characters, even the NPCs that had to play the roles of the bad guys didn’t mind your berating.

Your promise was yet to be fulfilled and yet every time you would log in, you would only finish up the commissions quick and spend the resin on leylines, not bothering to farm for the artifacts and talent books like you promised to the others as well. And after that, you’re quick to leave them alone again in the wake of silence that only you can fill.

It was painful to see you leave, the care that you always showered with them slowly dwindling — your promises that seemed to hold all the water in Teyvat suddenly breaking, turning into an empty vessel of lies. You were breaking their hearts.

The hardworking ones slowly finding less meaning in foraging materials for you when you would send them on expeditions. They used to be so eager to come back with more than what you expected, finding your surprised face and the way you smiled so gratefully at them far more rewarding than any mora they’ve been paid with for the expedition. You were worth it in their eyes, and no matter how high the mountains they may climb, no matter how strong the thunderstorms are, they did not mind. It was for you after all.

The children that you’ve taken in your roster, ones that you’ve cared for, were slowly wilting and losing their childish glee. You no longer played with them. You always took them out, claiming that your daughters can cause better chaos than any other Archon combination out there. But all you’ve ever used these past few days is your main team, and even then, they were only there to serve your commissions to be done quickly.

The Archons that you’ve nurtured and built so well were lost without your gaze on them. Their lives becoming far more dull without the anticipation of being selected to lead or support your current team. You always experimented on their capabilities and tested just how far you can drive up the skills they’ve accumulated under your mercy. But now, there was barely any suspense as you came and went, barely even having the chance for them to feel you.

The abyss was lonely without you. Often it had fun at seeing your torment when you lost a single star, only to come back again with different contenders. And even when you won, frustration was not the response you would get if the abyss was sentient enough to show you its feelings.

The traveler… oh, your dearest traveler was lonely without you. More than anything, you’ve always taken the time to just explore with just them in the team, indulging the personal time you’ve made for them, foraging for specialties even when you can easily locate them with the nation specialty experts on your team. But no, you shared this time just for them and them.

But now there was coldness that you left. You were always so busy but there was nothing keeping you either. But how would they even know when you barely talk to them anymore. You became so unnervingly quiet that it was uncomfortable for everyone, only seeing your eyes focused into desecrating every enemy on your hit list of commissions. They barely had time to appreciate your company.

Not when the last time you spoke, it sounded like being with them was a chore.

“Ugh. It’s almost reset time. Gotta make this quick.”

And just when they thought you’d stay for a few more minutes to continue with the reset, you’d leave quick.

They all wanted to break through their code, change the texts of their voice lines should you happen upon their profile accidentally and see that they wanted to know why you’ve become so distant lately.

Fortunately, your beloved characters are bound to get their answers on the day that you were interrupted.

Aether watched from the sidelines — just because he wasn’t visible in the team, it didn’t mean that he was completely shoved in the back unlike the others. He will always be around to talk to the other residents of Teyvat for you. He’s your voice after all, and he wouldn’t let anyone take that away from him. It’s the one job he has always enjoyed doing in comparison to all the commissions he’s taken on as an adventurer.

The outlander traveler watched as your team stayed still in place, gazing off in your direction, admiring the way your eyebrows knitted as the blaring call interrupted your time with them. Perhaps you still had some care within you, then?

Curiosity swept everyone like a massive tidal wave as you answered your little communication device, turning in your swivel chair.

“Speak before I change my mind about answering you,,” you huffed, a tad playful, but stayed silent as you listened to your friend. Even from the muted volume that the great barrier that is your screen provided, they can hear your friend’s rather loud laughter, possibly on a mission to destroy your poor ears.

“Ah, that? Yeah. I got into the beta testing. It’s wild, dude.” You chortled, before swiveling back to face your computer, those eyes of yours digging into your team’s bodies and boy were they glad they can control a shiver that you sent down their spines. There was always something so hypnotic about your gaze. Perhaps it’s why you’ve truly earned the title as their grand overseer. The way you seemed to just catch onto every little detail in the clothing they’ve donned on. It was a good feeling — to have your approval.

Your eyes never once left them as you continued on with your conversation, “It’s kind of like TCG, but with people. Hah… no. It’s kinda complicated, I’m not even going to lie, I have a feeling that people will really struggle if they don’t have the patience for this.” You smiled a little, “Yeah, people like you. …Apologize? What for? I’m only telling the truth. Anyway, even if you don’t have the patience, I’m sure you’ll bend your back for the characters.”

Now that piqued their interests. Even those who were situated in the backseat of your team, waiting to be used. “You’re not really wrong. You’ll see characters from Honkai there too. Yeah. Welt looks so old, dude. He’s giving DILF. You’ll like him.” You cackled.

Poor Zhongli felt offended. Wasn’t he the one to hold the distinction as the father you’d like to… copulate… with? You always made such flustering remarks every time he was out on a mission with you, putting him in circumstances that could leave him gasping for air, coming undone just from your comments that could leave any prudes fainting.

“Oh yeah, there’s a twink here too. Yanqing — he’s so adorable. You know I’m going to be all over him.”

The plethora of short men that you’ve showered with love and attention soon found themselves under attack. The threat of this… Yanqing suddenly breaking out in the surface. They hated the idea of someone else having your attention. As if it wasn’t already a pain to compete over you with others! It was always a battle with the short men (all except Aether, he knew he had a special place in your heart).

You hummed a little, kicking your legs and winced as you accidentally hit the legs of your computer desk. And while they knew it was wrong to see delight in your mild pain, it felt nice to see the cruel you get a little bit of punishment for your cruelty.

“Yeah no, I’m okay. Totally fine.” You hissed a little, opting to ride out the dull throb in your poor shin. “Anyway, overall, really good. You know who I’m going after though? Jing Yuan and Blade. I have to. I need them in my life. I need them and I need to be inside them—” a loud laugh erupts from the back of your throat as you listened to your poor friend choke on air at your words, ignoring their scolding, completely oblivious to the tall men that found complete displeasure in your words.

It wasn’t all too savory to see their beloved overseer suddenly turn your back on them, as you continued to rant away about the characters. Even the women that you took care of, and the children you’ve coddled were dragged into the mess, whining about someone named Kafka? Someone that the Shogun suddenly found herself narrowing her eyes at. You dare speak of other women on the day you said you’d visit her in her plane of Euthymia? Especially after surviving your mumbles about someone named Raiden Mei? Absolutely preposterous.

Your poor daughters wilted as you uttered about Bailu, gushing about her adorable face and wanting to protect her. Does that mean you’re giving up on protecting them? You seemed so hellbent on this new kid… oh, how it breaks their heart to be replaced by someone they considered as a parental figure…

And the endeared traveler in your heart grew anxious. Fear gnawed into the back of Aether’s mind as you shifted your attention to another character.

“Then there’s the trailblazer. Much like the traveler, you can also pick a guy or a girl. Of course I picked the guy, you know I’m already so, so weak for these tropes.” You turned back into the monitor and Aether watched in bated breath, now wishing that he wasn’t in the sidelines like always. He wanted to face you directly so you can see his heartbroken expression and perhaps take pity.

But your poor traveler could only listen to your words, “Yeah, I won’t say much. But he’s definitely interesting. I like him. A nice change, actually.” You laughed while Aether’s heart dropped to his stomach.

A nice change? What does that even mean? Were you implying that you were finally getting sick of him? That you no longer wanted to indulge him in your alone times together? Poor, poor Aether — how he wished to just break through the screen and drag you in their world.

For days, they’ve wanted to know what kept you away from them. But somehow finding out the reason only brought regret and bitterness. You almost forgot to spend time with them recently because you’re acting as an overseer in another world? Just how cruel can you get? You promised yourself to them the moment you swore your devotion as their overseer and caretaker.

You were theirs! Why can’t you see that?! Going off to other worlds, hopping in to gaze at other undeserving people that are probably not even aware of your presence unlike them!

Suddenly, there was an air of stagnancy around Teyvat.

Surely there has to be a way to convince you, right? For you to keep your eyes to only them and them. To devote your time only for them. To spend most of your time just taking care of them. Surely there was a way to delete the other worlds, no?

They’ve waited on you long enough, dearest overseer.

They should hope that you wouldn’t protest in their acts of rebellion, right?

And besides, you love them with all your heart and soul! You said that! Declared it even and proved it with their decked out builds and weapons and maxed out friendships! If that was the case, then you wouldn’t mind finally meeting them, right?

Right?

You chatted to your friend away, suddenly oblivious to the way your screen glitched. To the way suddenly this beta testing game you’re overseeing also fighting back, surprisingly just as sentient as they are.

There was a war brewing between these beloved pixels of yours. And hopefully you can appreciate just how much they will fight for the top place in that heart of yours.

Sagau idea (no crossover this time)

You'd get isekai'd to genshin and become a playable character (and the team at hoyoverse are trying to get you out)

(I know I wasn't the first to think of this idea but I wanted to bring this idea back and see what you guys can do with it)

Here's a another Genshin x Cookie Run Self Aware idea but this time it's just regular old sagau

We're in tevyat but this time one of kid cookies (or all of them) came with us while we were babysitting them in the kingdom (don't ask why we're babysitting them)

Imagine if Cherry Bomb and Klee ever met 😨 (Rip mondstadt 😰😰😰)

OMG! Thank you so much for this @rinriii 🥰🥰🥰 Keep up the good work and keep writing also good luck with school

[This is Home]

Genshin Impact x gn! Reader x crk

Where the reader was suddenly transported into the world of Teyvat along with their cookie friends, being chased around by people then suddenly being their god had you overwhelmed. Your stuck in this world, your creations wanting to go back to their home along with you, but where is home? Well home is right here in Teyvat my Grace

Idea came from: @strangefancrusade

Tagged: @g3n0dtt

This is so rush im so sorry I have school tommorow :0

You ran quickly as the mob chased after you, gripping your bag close to your body to protect it. Screams of dismay were thrown at you as arrows fired from left and right.

"hold on guys, just a bit more" you whispered, an arrow just barely grazed your face as you dodged the attack, your body rolling on the rocky ground.

Your hair was filled with mud and soil as you scrambled to stand up, your feet already running. You jumped down a cliff as you hoped for the best, luckily whatever being that was ruling Teyvat was on your side as you landed on a bush.

The mob going past you, their steps and shouts going farther and farther. You stood up, making sure no one was in sight, you quickly ran the other way to find shelter.

A random cave sufficed as you sat down, your face showing signs of relief as your lungs tried desperately to breath in air.

You looked at the bag you were holding, your hands scrambled to open it, trying to see if what was inside was damaged. "Your grace are you okay?"

A voice was heard from inside as more voices started to grow louder expressing their concerns. You moved towards the deeper part of the cave before sitting down, placing the bag on the ground.

The knight cookie, Madeline crawled out of the bag, his sword on his hand as he went to check on you. More and more cookies went out as they gathered around you "Beloved one, let me heal you" A soft voice of one of the very first cookies you baked comforted you.

"thankyou Pure vanilla, I really appreciate it" You huffed out, still having trouble to breath as your heart pumped blood into your system, the underline rush still present. "It's my pleasure beloved one" he comforted as he started to heal your cuts and bruises, slowly due to your size difference but it does the work.

Herb cookie was sitting on your shoulder trying to get the dirt out of your hair, his face was filled with sadness as he noticed cuts on your face and neck. You picked up the crying children, trying to shush them so you wont be noticed.

You felt water being splashed on your leg, your eyes noticing Sea fairy trying too wash away the dirt so Pure vanilla can heal.

Dark cacao was there trying to help the other cookies get out of the bag, it was really unfortunate how all of you were suddenly part of this big problem

It started out normally, you mixing up batter to make more treats as your creations watched in the sidelines. The Ancients, or the cookies you first created were there checking out the batter as Sea fairy and Herb were watering your plants near the window. The children running around the counter playing, while the dark cookies were there watching. The other cookies were busy chatting with you, trying to grab your attention.

Then suddenly all of you were suddenly transported in this unknown place, you were lucky enough to steal a bag to put all of them in to keep them safe.

You walked near the huge gate but even before you could even walk above it you saw a people gathered at the gate, a blonde lady leading them.

Then before you knew it they started chasing you, you tried to escape running for miles until you reached another City. And there again you met people gathered as if waiting for your arrival, not repeating the same mistake you quickly fled away.

And here you are, being bandaged up by your creations in a cave. For some reason ever since you came to this world, things have been unlucky, the winds would constantly try to slow you down, the earth creating rocks for you to get hurt on and lightning seem to come out of nowhere even with no storm.

Holly berry quickly rushed towards you, he face filled with panic "Greatest they are here!" Your face contorted quickly shoving them all in the bag, but you were to slow, once you ran towards the entrance of the cave they were already there.

"Your run ends here" A man with golden eyes said, his hand holding a spear pointing it at your neck. You quickly knelt down "Please! I-I haven't done anything, have I wronged you or have I offended you in some way!?" You begged.

"Just your existence has already offended us all"

Shouts and crying was heard in your bag, the bag shaking forcing you to drop it to the ground. You didnt dare make any movement as they eyed the bag.

"Hey! Whats wrong with you people?" They were all confused, a red headed cookie quickly jumped away from the bag running next to you "Chili please go back in the bag" you whispered.

"Please, please calm down, no need to harm our maker" The console cookie was quick to his feet trying to ease the situation.

They were all confuse, why were cookies talking?

"Please dont harm them" you begged as you pulled them closer to you, the cookies trying to calm you down.

They all looked at you, A lady signaling the knights to go forward.

Now here you are on a throne in your very own temple being prayed upon by thousands or even millions of people, each asking for your forgiveness.

The cookies were busy telling them off on how stupid they are, other than that everything was going well.

The kids were busy playing with each other, the ancients were discussing matters with the archons.

Herb and Clover have their own garden, and Sparkling had his own bar (he and diluc get along well). Lisa and Latte seem to get along as well, discussing about books and all, Albedo, Alchemist cookie and Espresso cookie were talking about alchemy stuff.

Everyone was getting along, but you couldnt stop the feeling of unease now everyone had their eyes on you. You tried asking Venti, or the Archon of the wind, on how to get back to your own world and he brushed you off saying;

"Ohoho why need to go back your grace, for Teyvat still needs your guidance, many wonderful things are still waiting for you here in your home!"

Its creepy, you tried asking help with the Archon of wisdom and she ignored you;

"your grace you still have knowledge to pass down to us, you cannot go back just yet"

Excuses were comming left and right, and the cookies are getting restless as well, they still had their own kingdom back at home but they couldnt just go back without you, plus they dont know how to go back.

"Home is here fellows, your grace is happy here so should you"

Why are you in a hurry to leave? Why not stay here in Teyvat, the world that you made with your very hands? Why choose them when you have us?

Tell me... What makes them so great?

The cookies tried to keep you safe, protecting you, but they were all picked up like toys and thrown in a cage. You were miserable, you were a bird of high divinity trapped in a golden cage without freedom.

You were their god first, so why do you treat them unfairly? It was only right to bring back their God, if you still hate them from before they'll make sure to earn your forgiveness, just stay with them okay?

Your eyes bore into theirs as you opened your mouth.

"this is why I left this godforsaken world"

Here's a Genshin x Cookie Run Self Aware idea

Genshin Imposter! Au but this time the cookies are here in tevyat to protect their baker

Any thoughts? Fanfic ideas?

Sorry for the rant but...

I am so sick of "self-aware" fics that ignore the self aware aspect. If the reader is an actual god and not a player of whatever game you're writing for, THEN THAT'S A CULT AU. Why tf do you think it's called self-aware au??? I personally adore fics where characters think Player is a god and worship them, in fact, that's my favourite fic trope! It's just sad that most recent works for hsr and genshin tagged self aware don't actually feature self aware characters. Of course, this is not an attack on anyone who writes these fics, I just think those should be another category of fic altogether.

Like or reblog if you like self aware games/AUs