Shakarian - Blog Posts
//Strawberries, cherries and an angel’s kiss in spring...//
So I’m finally playing ME3 and I just have too many feelings. I can’t get myself to finish the last mission… I have this morbid feeling…
So. Turians.
Turians who can’t really smell anything through their small noses, so evolution made them scent things through their tongue.
Turians, who despite having spiky bits, sharp teeth and metal in their bodies are very very prone to developing an oral fixation - thanks evolution!
Turians, male Turians, who have a thing for women in charge. Not in a ‘weaker sex dominating me,’ but in a ‘she can kick my ass and step on me and I’d be totally okay with that!’
Turian, whom evolution gave sharp claws and even sharper minds, why tear someone down with their hand when they can do that with their tongue?
In more ways than one.
Turians, who, just like Humans, have to file their nails down.
Turians - and Quarians and Salarians - whom evolution gave 3 fingers, so they have a Math base 6, to the despair of everyone else.
Turians, with sharper eyesight than the rest of the galaxy using it to either scope a mark across the field or across the bar.
Turians, who are born and breed to hold civic duty and society above their own needs, who are aware that the two don’t always match, and it’s ok to admit o failure.
Turians, who can be selfish, giving, pampered, loyal, cruel, bloodthirsty, dismissive and loving, sexual deviants, all at the same time.
Turians, with subvocals and other tells that shout to everyone what they’re feeling, who take other species to be particularly deaf.
Turians who take advantage of other species’ deafness to gossip, to mutter sweet nothings to their deaf mates, to poke fun at others.
Turians, who most regard as 'disciplined’ and 'lacking a traitorous bone on their body’ and 'society above self’ being the unexpected and most accomplished con men.
Turians, who laughed at others when someone tried to 'introduce’ them to oral sex, as if they haven’t tried *that* before.
Turians, who would rather pay respect to their Spirits.
Turians, who will try dating a human just for the heck of it, just to say they did it, and end up so enamoured with their tone deaf, squishy human.
A human woman in strange tattered armor sitting at the bar...with a bone plated, reptilian demon in blue armor...
*cries forever*
Provide your own context.
Poor Kaidan…
Arriving at Omega, a Turian with nothing [or no one] to lose.
Welcome to Omega.
Population: wanting you ☠️
N7 Month - Day 7 - Happy N7 Day!!!
N7 Month Challenge 2023
Prompt List - @n7month
Happy N7 day everyone!!! Fingers crossed to get some big news from bioware today <3 For the month's challenge, today's theme was free choice so naturally, i had to draw these two. this one's for all you shakarian fans out there<3
these are my headcanon designs of both garrus & shep so they arent perfectly accurate to their og designs
Man I remember when this was just a simple sketch all those months ago, and now to see it FULLY FINISHED its MARVELOUS. Great job shenanigans lol
Don’t mess with Shepard because Vakarian isn’t to far behind. ❤️💙
Meet my Shepard. ✨Ripley Shepard✨ Hope to post more of her in the future.
I’m still very new to digital art so this took longer then what I planned out Lol. did not expect it to take almost 5 months.
Reference model for my Shepard: @silenceinsilver
heatstroke trend
starring Hayden Shepherd (uncensored version on twitter)
i’m nothing if not a partaker in silly art trends
(garrus & hayden, mass effect)
extra fluffy and sappy mass effect doodle because i have the ME3 sads
(garrus vakarian & hayden shepard, mass effect)
mass effect brainrot got me by the throat again. this is based on that one picture from blade runner or whatever😭
we sketch of hayden and garrus from a while ago that i forgot to post
we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. we are good people, and we’ve suffered enough
happy N7 day friends :) sorry i’m late, i forgot about tumblr
(hayden shepard and garrus, post me3)
