Shake Zula - Blog Posts
As you can see, the rare New Jersey milkshake is relaxing while his cupcubs are seen frolicking around in the grass. They can be found in various parts of the South Jersey Shore, most commonly in places with open pools or working televisions.
While they may dawn a cute appearance, New Jersey milkshakes are actually huge dicks. Even at their cupcub stage, they can be very hostile towards other species, most especially meatballs and fries.
When encountering a New Jersey milkshake, the best thing to do to prevent an attack is to offer it anything it wants, mainly money, TV, Enchiladitos or nude magazines. If none are equipped, the milkshake will find ways to ruin your life in insanely traumatic ways, such as theft, torture and tormenting pets.
This has been National Swimographic. Tune in next week where we take a look at the Appalachian Mud Squid.
Fucked up evil milkshake experiences remorse.
“Where the hell am I? What even is this place?”
Buri Hamachi!
Sorry I haven’t been more active on here, guys.. I’ve been really busy with other things lately.
In the meantime, here’s a preview of an animation I’ve been working on!
Oh my Shakey, you’re so grouchy! Angry little cuppy, won’t you?
Watch TV! Watch TV! Watch TV! Watch TV!
NOOOO, MY BABY BOY!
master shake dying in a glue trap
Him love his gummy bears. :3