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sharack sharzingas sharnkers sharmammaries shark-spinal-issues on a cruise ship minding my own business when suddenly I hear shrieks and people running away I try to ask whats going on and someone quickly turns around and squeezes their chest as they yell SHAROOBIES!!! i stand in place shocked and confused while everyone runs into their rooms suddenly I hear weird wet sloppy slapping sounds growing closer from behind me I turn around and see the shark who evolved to have sharonkers using their two new bountiful gifts to run at me at full speed I never had a chance Death by sharleavage