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whiteingale
4 weeks ago

soyteen's pov toss.

this is them.

ID: Black and white sketchy comic featuring a non descript blob person protagonist. They are irritated and at their computer desk, they're thinking "God, people are arguing under my posts again." The computer has a tumblr comment section opened up. The comic zooms into the tumblr comment argument. Someone with the username "Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6" comments "You can't be pansexual and have he/him pronouns it's literally impossible. Look it up on the dictionary." Another commenter called "Dastardly Dog Hog" replies with "What? Since when?" Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6 replies back with "You literally have a tiktok art style lel i'm not explaining anything to you." The protagonist looks uninterested as they click on Soft Boi Bacon Potato 6's profile, thinking to themselves "Eh, they're probably like 13 or something" Upon opening Soft Boi's tumblr profile our protagonist is greeted with the most diabolical looking Angel Dust as their header saying "Erm. What de frick?" Soft Boi's profile picture is a generic anime boy The tumblr's header reads "UWU step on me senpai~" below that reads @softboibaconpotato The tumblr's bio reads "38 years old, Ravenclaw XD, centrist" The protagonist looks on in dismay, looking visibly shaken and defeated. The words "38 years old" repeat behind them. The words "thirty eight fucking years old" appear below them. Comic ends.

some days you cannot help but pity some people

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wheatley gojo satoru anyways satire 4chan soyjak sharty
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