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passmethejam

4 years ago

jake *would* wear that hat ok

Fell headcanons that are really far off from canon but thats the point

• he's surprisingly young??? He looks like he's in his mid 30s but he's 27

• will not drink water, only monster.

• hugeeeee rock fan, but only really obscure bands that no one knows about.

• may or may not have cried when someone recognized said band.

• gay gay homosexual gay

• hates asgores guts like absolutely fucking despises him (but will not deny hes hot)

• dad sneeze.

• laughs like a fucking maniac, not like disney villain laugh but JYCYHFYHFYUFV laugh.

• has fake jordans.

• shows up to work high af.