Being an Australian Shoresy fan at the moment is harsh.
if he wouldn't tongue kiss a toaster to vacuum my fucking car, I don't want it. if he wouldn't sing karaoke to me every Wednesday, I don't want it. if he doesn't run the distance of a marathon because I said so, I don't want it.
jared keeso as shoresy in SHORESY (2022-) 1.03 + 1.04
BABE, WAKE UP!!!! SHORESY SEASON 4 RELEASE DATE JUST DROPPED!!! (Feb 26th on Hulu) AND ITS BEEN RENEWED FOR A 5TH SEASON!
Your honor, I love him!
My mans.
what do you think they’re gossiping about
Yeah, so….looks like it’s time for a Shoresy rewatch
they're everything to me if you even care