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Aro flag colour picked from Shrek.

what play is ur hs doing??

shrek the musical!! ige seen it so many times that i was shrek in my dream last night.

(this is the only good photo I took myself from the booth 💔 they took professional pics and stuff but im not sharing those since they can be linked back to my school)

in what context would shrek ever say that

we spookying it up in here

to everyone that sent trick or treat asks ill get to them eventually i just uh. forgor

Six Fan Arts Pt 1

Straight couples so good that even the gays like them

Accidentally in love

My take on Human Puss in Boots

Support group

Im posting shit again🤷

Ok, Lotor but…

He acts like that Prince Charming guy from Shrek 2

I DARE you to tell me you don’t see it

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Y'ALL THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOUNDTRACK AND SCORE

httyd has the best score

however, [insert your opinion here] has the best soundtrack (mine is shrek 2)

(for reference, i am literally getting this from my IB Film notes)

soundtrack - already existing music that has been chosen to accompany a film but that was not created specifically for the film (usually lyrical, "popular" music)

score - music that has been created for a film to accompany specific themes & moments (usually non-lyrical)

why does httyd not have the best soundtrack? cuz it doesn't really have a memorable soundtrack. it does however have a very memorable score. john powell did not sleep on httyd

movies i watched today, in order:

tangled

penguins of madagascar

my big fat greek wedding 2

ponyo

shrek 2

all i've been doing is listening to the shrek: the musical soundtrack.

New thumbnail for my podcast for next week. You can find us at Go Gettas on YouTube, twitch, Spotify, iTunes and any other podcatcher give a listen if your interested we talk about pop culture, anime video games and anything in general!

God I just remembered how 2014 tumblr was so fucking funny and made a parody of Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons crossover??? So I decided to make one but for Barbenheimer and Animal Crossing + Doom.

Also remade and got inspired by the Bee Shrek test in the house edits so here you go:

I D ON 'T WAN T THI S

It is said that he has infinite layers...

a shrine to our god

Why did Shrek get a musical but httyd didn’t, I’m slightly peeved about that-

no but i'm watching shrek the musical for the first time and i have replayed "i know it's today" for a dozen times now, like it's so good!???

Thank you pinterest ads, I really wanted to see that

Shrek 5 Plot Prediction

So in Shrek 5, I want Pestilence, or another character who’s the same species as Death, to appear. Maybe even a half primordial entity, the name for Death’s species I came up with, appear.

Maybe Pestilence appears as a more neutral figure who decides to help Shrek’s children and maybe Donkey’s son. Maybe the reason why he’s helping them is because he’s bored, or has some secret ulterior motives.

Maybe have somebody who’s half primadorial entity and half mortal appear. Everybody thinks Felicia is gonna be this quirky rebellious girl, so maybe have this character be a foil to her. Maybe she’s super obedient and calm.

Sry, I just hope Shrek 5 is good and dives deeper into how Death’s kind function.

Since I’m a normal person and this idea would not leave my head, I spend the whole afternoon making a Shrek’s world map with all the places we see in the full Shrek’s franchise (including Puss in Boots spinoffs)

It’s obviously derivative from our world. I tried to make it make sense between what the places look like in the movies and the travelling the characters seems to be doing between each places.

The places Shrek goes to looks like western europe/USA inspired, while Puss in Boots movies and series looks like a mix between Spain, south of US, and Mexico, so I tried to blend all the inspirations.

Feel free to comment of stuff that doesn’t make sense or I might have missed.

We need to talk about how op Puss actually is

Like seriously, let’s examine the facts:

Puss could fight enemies who are obviously stronger and/or bigger than him

He once resisted the Bloodwolf’s power.

Puss’s power is his personality. Puss’s personality is so strong that it clashes with San Lorenzo’s magic and almost caused the end of the world.

The evil version of him managed to single-handedly take over the Netherworld, which is something not even the Bloodwolf could do. Meaning Puss could’ve been a bigger threat to San Lorenzo than the Bloodwolf, let that sink in.

Now imagine if Puss’s power was an active ability he could do, like he gets superpowers because of this. Imagine how terrifying he would be. If the third PiB movie has Puss get mind controlled and turn evil, almost all the Shrek characters would be shitting their pants. Puss would’ve wiped the floor against Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and Dragon. I’m pretty sure Puss could beat Dragon in a fight since he once single-handedly slayed a dragon. The 4 of them would’ve possibly began to fear Puss.

I’m glad somebody finally noticed my post.

I’m naming this au the Harbinger of Doom AU.

Puss is secretly a mortal harbinger of doom, but he’s almost unaware of this.

So there’s basically this prophecy about a mortal harbinger of doom whose personality is strong enough to end the world and can bring the gods’ demise. The thing is, is that nobody knows who it is.

So there are a group of heroes who meet Team Friendship in Far Far Away. The team of heroes tell them about the prophecy and Puss is internally all like ‘The Harbinger of Doom isn’t me, right?’

So the team of heroes, Shrek’s family, Donkey’s family, and Team Friendship go on this adventure together. They go to this cave and Puss fuses with this ink blob thing. This causes Puss to be evil and aggressive.

So it turns out, the Harbinger of Doom is Puss.

The greek gods get involved because they see Puss as a really huge threat and want to kill him. Then the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse get involved because they don’t think Puss deserves to be killed.

So basically, chaos ensues.

So I recently finished taopib, and here are some thoughts:

According to the great mage Sino, puss' personality is so strong, that it clashes with San Lorenzo's magic and can trigger the end of the world.

If we count Death as one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, what if Puss' ability to end the world is equal to Death's?

This would make sense on why Puss can fight people who are obviously stronger and bigger than him, got confused as a god, and why the bloodwolf's powers barely work on him. Just like the bloodwolf, Puss can also trigger the end of the world.

Not only that, he once gave Taranis powers he himself doesn't have.

This would make Puss pretty op.

Ya'll remember evil Puss?

If the circumstances had been different, Puss would make a terrifying villain. We get to see how menacing and threatening Puss can be if he ever turned rogue. Let's not forget that Evil! Puss once took over the Netherworld.

This makes me want to do an deathpuss au where puss is secretly a mortal harbinger of destruction.

pretty sure puss would be on that actual parent list since ha has the 3 diablos

just today's memes

Here’s an English translation for those who don’t speak spanish

Kitty: For the last time perrito, go to sleep

Perrito: Aww, kitty, I’m still not sleepy

kitty: it doesn’t matter go to sleep

Perrito: and if you tell me a story

kitty: No

perrito: please

kitty: I don’t know any

perrito: try it

Kitty: puss tell him something

Puss: invent something and that’s it

Kitty: ou perrito you win. Our very beautiful story is called the cat and the beast

Puss: what thing

Perrito: Ooh

I've been working on something

Somehow, I’m convinced that bot buddy is Death. He found out that the decepticons messed with his domain, so now he’s pissed as hell. So he’s now undercover as a fellow decepticon so he can toy with them for a while before finally killing them himself.

Oh and I also like how Ratchet is kinda like Death’s favorite autobot.

(Forgive me If I already requested this again, but I kind of forgot but)

I really loved your requests about bot buddy con having the personality of death in puss and boots: the last wish!

Now I wanna see Bumblebee’s reaction finally getting to meet the con (plus some more bots who haven’t met as well)

Haven't seen this Buddy in a hot minute.

There was another request with a similar ask, so I'm mixing the two into this one.

Hope you enjoy!

Bot Buddy with the personality of Death from "Puss in Boots The Last Wish" with Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Ratchet, and Arachnid

SFW, Mention of death and injuries, Cybertronian reader

TFP

Bumblebee

Bumblebee tries to hide how terrified he is.

He has most of his team fooled, but even they know that he has some fear over this Con.

Everyone does.

As far as Bumblebee knows, he was the only Autobot in history to have landed one shot on this Con. Bad thing being that now they have a special vendetta against him.

Firmly believes that they are some supernatural being of vengeance and death.

It is the only explanation that he can think of.

His team knows that the con has some sort of vendetta against him and actively helps him out of situations fast.

He is extremely thankful for their actions.

Sometimes when things get too quiet, he sometimes thinks he can hear the whistling through the walls.

Bumblebee walking through the empty base.

The eerie sound of The Whistle sound through the halls.

Bee just stays in his place in absolute terror as the lights flicker a bit.

The lights turn back to their normal state and The Whistle disappears.

Bee slowly walks back to the main room with shaky blaster at the ready.

Bulkhead

Bulkhead has an intense fear of the Con.

It rivals his fear of Scraplets.

He has completely frozen on the battlefield when hearing The Whistle.

Bulkhead has lost so many of his friends and companions thanks to this Con.

The absolute carnage he has seen after they leave is enough to make him sick in his tanks for days.

He is trying to respond differently to the whistle instead of freezing, its kind of hard to cover for his giant frame or even attempt to move him.

Bulkhead readying his wrecking ball for the reinforcements.

The Whistle is carried through the air like an omen.

“BEEP! Boop bep— (BULKHEAD! Bulkhead where--)"--Bumblebee

Bulkhead snatching Bumblebee up and sprinting to the groundbridge with shaky servos.

Ratchet

Ratchet gets chills down his spine every time someone comms in about the Con being in the area.

He has seen this Con up close before.

Not because he had to patch them up, but because they had purposely gotten close to him.

They didn’t do anything as he froze in fear over the deceased body of a comrade. Just a simple look before walking away and disappearing into the smoke of the battle.

Ratchet absolutely loathes the sound of the whistle. It brings back too many unpleasant feelings that almost make him freeze.

He believes the Con has a soft spot for medics.

That is the only reason why he has stayed alive near them for so long.

He could only wish for that luck to be sent to his team.

Ratchet on the field helping Bumblebee to the groundbridge.

The Whistle is sharp and close.

Ratchet picks up Bumblebee and tries to trek faster to the groundbridge.

Out of the corner of his optic he spots the familiar figure emerging from the smoke. They only look at Ratchet as he throws Bumblebee in and then goes in himself.

Arachnid

Nope.

This is the one Con that Arachnid refuses to mess with.

This Con’s even more lethal than she is and 10 times more dangerous.

At this point she half believes that this isn’t a Cybertronain, but an evil primordial being.

She tries to pretend that the whistling doesn’t bother her.

It’s a lie.

But maybe… maybe this is just some big shot trying to one up her on her own game.

Two can play that game.

Arachnid walking through the forest stalking an unsuspecting Breakdown and Dreadwing.

Arachnid is about to deliver the fatal blow when something sharp cuts her webs.

It’s a very familiar looking scythe.

Too familiar…

“Insubordination and attempt to murder a fellow Decepticon? Oh that simply won’t do.”--Buddy

Arachnid looks at Buddy’s frightening red optics.

“I’ll have your helm mounted on my wall!”--Arachnid

Arachnid tries to strike at Buddy.

She fails and gets pinned to the ground by the scythe.

“Oh, dear Arachnid… this is long overdue… and I’m going to enjoy this very much.”--Buddy

A bit later Buddy emerges from the bush scaring Breakdown and Dreadwing.

“Where did you come from? Not that we aren’t--”--Breakdown

“It no longer concerns you Breakdown. The danger is gone now.”--Buddy

“Danger?”--Dreadwing

“No longer exists. Now, lets get back to the Nemesis, shall we?”--Buddy

the force of nature villian x the heroic outlaw

So remember how in Sinbad: Legend of the 7 Seas we had Eris, the force of nature villian, and Sinbad, the heroic outlaw, having a pretty interesting relationship.

Then years later, we have Death, the force of nature villian, and Puss in Boots, the heroic outlaw, having a pretty interesting relationship.

Dream works should gives us a mini-series about what North and Krampus’ relationship is like and how they met. Obviously because North used to be the bandit king before he became Santa Claus and I think Krampus should be portrayed as a force of nature villian, but only at first though. I still think if they ever made an rotg tv series or sequel, Krampus should be portrayed as an anti-hero for the most part.

Omfg, I totally see Eris, Death, and Krampus talking about their heroic outlaws and sipping cups of coffee together. I also see North, Sinbad, and Puss going on crazy adventures together and then sipping cups of beer while talking about their force of nature villians.

Everyone seems to be terrified by Shrek 5, and I'm just amused that Pinocchio is canonically making edits with a twerking Shrek. What a time to be alive 🔥🔥🔥🔥