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Random doodle that I did with no references and also I’ve never drawn a person on procreate before and I had no idea where I was going with this so please I’m begging, don’t judge the fact that his arm looks like it was fvcking broken 😭🙏
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Be not afraid.
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A Basil-inspired poem I made a few months ago :D
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Sand bags Piled onto my shoulders One On The Other On The Other On The Other On Me Needing it to end I drop one of the sandbags But it falls Into my garden Of dreams Suffocating my plants Crushing my flowers But at least The weight is gone For now Until the next sandbag Is placed On my shoulders
Tending to my garden Watering the flowers Pruning the leaves Waiting for the blooms Of the flowers that are long dead Crushed by the weight But Continue To try to save what's left Of the dead flowers The withered white tulips The sunflowers that have gone Too long without the sun's Golden rays Until the sun returns And warms the garden again But the dead flowers Are gone So maybe it's time To plant new seeds In the soft soil And begin again
I wait patiently Tending to the seeds Waiting for the first sign Of soft green leaves Emerging from the earth And eventually As the sun shines And I continue To water The small seeds Of hope Eventually The seeds Turn To Sprouts And my garden Begins to bloom And to thrive And the flowerbuds bloom And the white tulips unfurl Green leaves And the sunflowers Face the sun And all is right And the garden grows Once again
Bunni
Based on the bunny ear bug: https://youtu.be/WG05KDKKSw0?si=gmrfbfSHYit5P6BJ
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Random Story Time!
In my history class during my senior year of high school my class was assigned a talent show project. We had to pick a country that was important or had a major influence during the Cold War, write a at least a page of two related to the country and said significance. The talent show part was to do a small performance or presentation of sorts related to your country. You could make food, do a skit about an important event or person, sing a song, etc.
I decided to do Hungary for this project and thought that singing would be my best bet since I’m not the most creative person and I thought a skit would be more embarrassing. It would also be easier since I was doing this project alone. I found a song that was sung during the Hungarian Revolution against the Soviets and decided that it was the perfect choice.
There was just one problem…
I do not know ANY Hungarian. This was my first time even ATTEMPTING to speak the language. I couldn’t find any English covers to listen to and while I could find the directly translated lyrics, I was so busy at the time that I did not have the time to format the song in a way that it would sound good with English lyrics. Also I didn’t have the time to memorize the song enough that I would be able to pull up the instrumental version and sing it well. I know that with enough time and effort you can sing a sing in another language perfectly and still not know the language. But like I said I did not have the free time for this.
So eventually when it’s my turn to present I went up with a piece of paper where I wrote down the lyrics and just hoped that I wouldn’t be too off rhythm and with the pronunciation. I was FAR from perfect but I think I did okay. My teacher was mostly grading this project based on doing it anyways, so I wasn’t worried about my grade.
Here’s the funny part.
Once I finished my teacher actually asked if I was Hungarian because apparently my accent sounded a lot like a Hungarian one. I looked straight at him and responded with: “No, I’m Mexican.”
Honestly I found the whole situation hilarious given the context. I hope this story makes someone laugh.
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Note: I went to a very diverse school where many kids were first generation Americans meaning the majority of the students’ parents were not born in the US and many of the students were bilingual. We had people from all over the world so honestly having a Hungarian kid would not have been a shock.
(Kuro)sh*t post warning
I was thinking about how demons like Sebastian are different from humans, and then I wondered, like... If demons have to eat souls and not real food and can live many, many years... What else is different about them?
Annnnnd of course, my brain went to the most embarrassing thought possible.
Demon bladders. Yes, I know. I already asked my brain ‘wtf’ so you don’t have to do it. I’ve done it for you already.
What if demons can hold their bladders for like, YEARS, like, thousands of years? And what if Sebastian was one of those demons that did hold it for thousands of years?
I can just imagine there would just be like, a limit. One day too many out of a thousand years. And that one day, where he can hardly stand it and is at the point of just... losing it all. 😂
Ciel insists he stays by his side and helps him with his paperwork. 💀
“If I could not stay by my young master’s side and help him with his paperwork despite having to use the loo extremely bad, w-what kind of butler would I be?”
💀 Poor Sebastian! 😂
y’all I’m shooting my shot