SIGNE: oh no!! SIGNE: i haven't seen anything out of the ordinary today... SIGNE: do you need help looking??
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priya: hi, sorry to bother ! priya: but have you seen a black cat around town today ? priya: i think the maintenance person let him slip out when they were at my place earlier 😓
SIGNE: Omg!! You're so embarrassing sometimes! SIGNE: I meant there aren't really any juicy details -- it was our first date! SIGNE: But pay me the hot cheetos random and I'll tell you all there is to know (:
Adriana: If “averting my eyes” means aggressively zooming in on my phone to confirm it was you two… then yes, absolutely, my eyes were definitely averted 👀
Adriana: Hot Cheetos are ALL YOURS if I get the full rundown. No holding back! I want the juicy details. The last cute romance I witnessed was literally in a tv show.
Adriana: Hot Cheetos and hot men!! I’m so happy for you, babe 😭🥰
SIGNE: 🙈🙈🙈 SIGNE: And I'm sure you averted your eyes once you realized it was me.... SIGNE: ... SIGNE: Will you give me hot cheetos?
Adriana: First of all, HOW DARE YOU accuse me of creeping when you were out here starring in an adorable indie film montage right in the middle of the park??!!! 🥺 Adriana: I was just an innocent bystander… who immediately called it. I could feel the spark a mile away!!!!! Adriana: I’m free tonight if you need to debrief properly. FaceTime or snacks and dramatic retelling.. your choice.
[ Hours later after the date ] SIGNE: oh my god 😳 SIGNE: Were you creeping on me?? SIGNE: I... /maybe/ ... had a date. 👀 It was all very sudden honestly SIGNE: His name is Charlie
Adriana: UMMM HELLO?!? Adriana: Excuse me, Miss Ma'am! Adriana: Are we just out here having the CUTEST little picnic date like it's straight out of a rom-com?!??! Adriana: Here I am all by my lonesome, dancing away to some frankly painful karaoke singers when I spot what couldn't POSSIBLY be my best friend out living her best life 😳 I nearly dropped my malibu sunrise! Adriana: Absolutely unacceptable that I wasn't briefed prior to this. I expect a full report on my desk PRONTO, Missy. Adriana: But well done 😘