valkyrie is hot đđ
the way you set the scene + the feelings they provoke đ¤đ¤
ship: vampire!valkyrie x reader
summary/request: a cozy night in with your wife. sequel to your little heart goes pitter-patter
word count: 1k
warnings: smut (18+), vaginal fingering (reader receiving), alcohol consumption, bloodsucking, soft vampire wife
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The dancing of flames in the fireplace casts shifting shadows throughout the library. They flicker across Valkyrieâs skin, illuminating her face in an orange hue. She notices you staring at her. She always does.Â
âI know you canât take a picture, but my portrait is upstairs,â she grins. âItâll last longer.â
âWhatâs the fun in that?"Â
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brain goes brrr đ¤¤đ¤¤
ship: slimegirl!kate bishop x reader
summary/request: slime girls are cute, until they ruin your furniture.
word count: 608
warnings:Â smut (18+), gooey girlfriend (for visuals look up slimeantha from monster prom <3), vaginal and anal penetration (reader receiving), reader is a bit of a size queen, gaping, mild edging, ooze and slime and goo
masterlist | monsterfucker celebration 2022 masterlist
Pros of having a slime girlfriend: spending less money on food and doctors bills since they canât get sick, shapeshifting is cool and surprisingly comes in handy, and itâs really funny seeing people react to your gooey girlfriend casually walking down the street or trying on a new hoodie.
Cons of having a slime girlfriend: the mess.
God, the fucking mess.
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