Skittle Squad - Blog Posts

Barty: I’m just realising that you and I are actually quite similar

James: I can’t believe you just say that.. that’s so mean..

“Do you wanna where I was April 29?”

Thinking about gay dead wizards ykyk

Marauders era characters and their heights

— The Marauders

James Potter - 6’2 (both parents are quite tall)

Remus Lupin - 6’4 (father is really tall, mother is just above average)

Sirius Black - 5’8 (father is below average, mother is average)

Peter Pettigrew - 5’7 (both parents are below average)

— The Valkyries

Lily Evans - 5’5 (father is barely average, mother is below average)

Marlene McKinnon - 5’8 (father is above average, mother is average)

Mary McDonald - 5’4 (both parents are average)

— The Emeralds / Skittle Squad

Regulus Black - 5’8 1/2 - (father is below average, mother is average)

Pandora Lovegood-Rosier - 5’6 (both parents are average)

Evan Rosier-Lovegood - 5’9 (both parents are average)

Dorcas Meadows - 5’10 (both parents are above average)

Barty Crouch Jr - 5’9 (both parents are average)

“He’d look fine doing it-““he’d be so hot wearing-“ NO! LET HIM BE UGLY. I DONT WANT HIM HOT AND BASIC. I WANNA SEE HIM UGLY!! BUT CONFIDENT AND I WANNA BE CONFUSED ON WHY I LIKE HIM!!!

“But I have seen the same. I know the shame in your defeat.”

But it’s Barty realising James is like him.

The skittles / the emeralds and random fears I’ve made for them (ik a person with one of these fears)

Regulus Black:

- He is terrified of hot concrete, once Sirius told him his shoes would melt and it would melt his feet as well and he didn’t believe him and still went walking on in, and the bottoms of his shoes did, infact, melt and he was terrified his feet would melt, still won’t walk on it.

Pandora Rosier/Lovegood:

- When she was 8 she snuck out of her bedroom, when she was supposed to be sleeping, and went outside to try and get a pet snail, didn’t find one, but found a bird instead and, somehow, managed to get it and she brought it back it side and slept with it still in her hands, and out of fear the bird had a heart attack, and she made everyone be there for the funeral and is still afraid of people being near or too close to birds.

Evan Rosier:

- Was out on a walk with a babysitter and Pandora went they were 6 and decided he wanted to try climb the tree with Pandora, but Pandora said he was too little (because she was bigger then him as a baby) but he ignored her and got the babysitter to help him. Then Pandora said that he will fall into the hole in the tree (the squirrel home) and he’ll get stuck in there, and scare the squirrels. The babysitter laughed and brought them back inside and now he will never climb a tree with a squirrel home in it, even though he won’t fit in the holes.

Barty crouch Jr:

- A rude maid once told him he couldn’t have honey in his tea while he was sick, because she was too lazy to go get it but she lied and told him, honey doesn’t go off and it will stay inside of him forever and if it mixes with the acid in his stomach he’ll explode. Then he asked his father if honey goes off and he said “no, of course it doesn’t.”, so now he hates honey.

James: we literally just met???

Barty: I would kill for you.

I like to think that Dorcas had a sick Animagus like a big tarantula or a panther like something scary and deadly. Like she is a scary person and can be very intimidating so obviously her animagus would be the same or maybe even scarier

She’d also use it to scare tf out of first years

“You take get man out of the city, not the city out the man” but it’s what the marauders “city” would be

The Marauders

James Potter — you take the man out the love, not the love out the man.

Remus Lupin — the take the man out the werewolf, not the werewolf out the man.

Sirius Black — you take the man out the house, not the house out the man.

Peter Pettigrew — you take the man out the rat, not the rat out the man.

The Valkyries

Lily Evans — you take the (wo)man out the magic, not the magic out the (wo)man.

Marlene McKinnon — you take the (wo)man out the betrayal, not the betrayal out the (wo)man.

Mary MacDonald — you take the (wo)man out the memories, not the memories out the (wo)man.

The Skittle Squad / Emeralds

Regulus — you take the man out the black, not the black out the man.

Pandora — you take the (wo)man out the “crazy”, not the “crazy” out the (wo)man.

Evan — you take the man out the deatheater, not the deatheater out the man.

Barty — you take the dad out the man, not the man out the dad.

Dorcas — you take the loss out the (wo)man, not the (wo)man out the loss.

The Hexside Skittle Squad!

Might as well post it here too! Thrilled to have received this art I commissioned from @gibbledygoo in honor of the Skittle Squad: Morgan Terry, Not-So-Average-Fangirl aka Elijah, and Wee Scottish Reacts aka Mosco! These lovely people helped stoke my passion for the Owl House, leading me to finally take the plunge and come out of retirement to start writing my first fanfic since 2003! As thanks, I'll be including their Hexside counterparts in a cameo in the upcoming chapter 19 of the fic in hopes of sending some new faces to their channels to repay the many hours of entertainment and inspiration I've gotten from their reactions and analyses of this series and many more! A link roundup: Gib Morgan Reacts Not-So-Average-Fangirl

Wee Lass Reacts The fic in question: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55091485/

Rosekiller first kiss

Halloween party 1975, fourth year:

Barty: *dressed as a dementor for Halloween*

Evan: *spills a drink*

Barty: for your crime of spilling that drink it sentence you with the dementors kiss *tries to kiss Evan*

Evan: *leans out of the way* why it wasn’t even your drink

Barty: doesn’t make it not illegal

Evan: spilling a drink isn’t illegal Barty

Barty then proceeds to spend the rest of the night trying to kiss Even and at the end of the night when it was just them Evan jumped of a hiding place and surprise attacked Barty with a kiss

Then Barty has a crisis because he was joking about kissing Evan all night but he really enjoyed that and wants to do it again

And Evan has a crisis because he thought Barty wanted to kiss him because he kept trying all night but when he did it Barty looked really confused and slightly weird out and he’s scared he ruined there friendship

Commission from @sharkylass

My babies 😭 <3

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Ik I haven’t been posting or chatting lately (miss you @smilysstuff ) — sorry, I’ve been going through it for a bit. Love y’all though please accept this. High key better than how I draw anyway I can’t color for shit LMAO

this entire post is a glorious shit show of the skittle squad sillies.