Slaanesh - Blog Posts
gods of chaos, by sexulayeti
Awww, he's so blushy!!! It's adorable 😍 ❤️♥️💓💗💕💜💖
What if um. What if I gave Slaaneshi!Mortarion a kiss. A gentle, loving kiss. Where is up to you. But like. 🥺👉👈
Honestly before he gets used to sudden physical contact the best chance to kiss him is probably when he is having a nap >:3c
He’d have much less trouble accepting gifts than actually being touched or complimented - I think he is one of those people who is a lot better with things than with people. Especially if it’s someone he doesn’t know
He would get more approachable with time though :>
Okay, I wanted to try actually doing some depraved art. Thanks to all my moots for finally pushing me over the edge.
I call it
"Fulgrim and her failed Ferra clones"
She had Fabius make her clones of Ferra, but none matched the original. But why be wasteful?
MY TWO FAVOURITES!!!! 💓💕💗😭BOTH LOOK ABSAPOSITULY AMAZING!!!!! RGSQJBVAJVSYIB!🥺😍♥️❤️💗💓
Omg I’m bacc
Just for fun I wanted to see what would Traitor Primarchs be like if their Chaos Gods were swapped
So…. Nurglite Fulgrim anyone? Slaaneshi Morty?
I’m also working on Tzeench Angy and Khorn Magnus
I just think it would be funny seein them fall not to the Chaos God who “fits” them, but something so contradictory to their very nature that it could actually balance all the ways in which they are damaged… or at least, that’s what they would think.
Okay I just thought of this and probably gonna draw it. But imagine if u will!
Ferrus x Fulgrim but their Radan x Miquela
Imagine if Ferrus had joined Fulgrim or... hear me out...
Fulgrim completely and finally bores recreating his childhood world stares longingly at Ferrus' severed head. It's then he gets a terribly wonderful idea 💡 He leaves with s many sons that will join him, he needs two things to be renuited with the one cherishes above all else, he needs the skill and flesh craft of Fabius Bile and the other half of Ferrus
Soon, his promised consort will be returned, and they'll finally get to spend eternity living the life Fulgrim has always wanted.
Here are my fav two ocs I've made for warhammer.
Abbigail(Abbi) - One of Fabius Biles attempts to make fem marines from scratch. However, her and all her sisters turned out wrong, save the Fem clone of fulgrim he made. Abbi is actually mute as using her voice would cause an uncontrollable sound blast. She is also very shy and "reseverd" for a child of the Phonecian. With help from their clone mother, Abbi and the others escaped before they could be "repourposed". Now they lead a ramshackle warband of themselves and exiled warriors from the Emperor's Children, headed by both Fem Fulgrim and a mysterious fem marine that wasn't created with the rest and has infact been around since the Heresy.
Anathia (Thea)- is a trans girl from an agri-world who always wanted to be a sister of battle but never got selected. Then, one day, her planet suffered an invasion from the Sons of Malice. She found a fallen sister who gave her her sword to defend them both. Unfortunately the Sister was too wounded and succumbed to her injuries. Thea seeing the opportunity finally present herself she dawns the Sisters armour and takes the fallen's place. While she is discovered pretty quickly, something causes the Cannoness to spare Thea.
I am making a comic about it, which I will be posting (I have 4 pages done so far)
Here is a sea serpent Fulgrim on Mermay!
Since Fulgrim's foster father Coryn named him after the water-bringer god of Chemos, I think this image really suits him!
The theme of water, in fact, appears several times in the Emperor's Children history. According to Telemachon Lyras, an entire race of spirits once lived in the oceans of Chemos:
“Chemosian legend tells us that our world once had seas and oceans, in an age when Chemos’s sun burned bright enough to inspire a wealth of life. The Nayad were a species of water spirits charged with watching over the oceans. They sang to the beasts of the deepest waters, and their songs soothed our world’s soul. When their music finally came to an end, the oceans dried up and the sun grew darker in the dusty heavens. Chemos itself mourned the loss of their songs.”
Not to mention the fact that Fabius named his daughter Melusine - just like the mermaid/lamia-like spirit of fresh water from European folklore.
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“The Radiant was beautiful. Not handsome, but beautiful. Perfection had rendered his features almost androgynous.
He turned towards them, his eyes burning like miniature suns. He leaned forward, setting his boots on the deck. He wore what had once been a suit of Crusade-pattern power armour. Shaggy white fur was wrapped about his greaves and the vambraces of his gauntlets. His chest-plate had been decorated with a grotesque mural depicting Fulgrim’s moment of apotheosis. One of his shoulder-plates had become fused and twisted into the shape of a leering feminine face. The face whispered softly as the Radiant rose to his feet.
A daemon slid past him, tittering. He took the claw it proffered and they spun in a brief, courtly dance. The daemon clicked its fangs in disappointment as he brought its claw to his lips for a kiss of polite dismissal.”
－ Fabius Bile: Primogenitor, Josh Reynolds
P. S. Working on all these microscopic details was hellish and took many hours, but hey, one of the most imposing Chaos Lords ever deserves no less!
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Fulgrim has impeccable taste, and no one can argue with that. Period.
Sometimes I like to re-read the moments with him and N'Kari in Slaves to Darkness bc they're so cute together. The best marriage ever 🖤
"The Garden of Pleasure and Pain"
Maybe this son of Fulgrim is in bliss with his daemonette lover on some warp-infested ship, like Quarzhazat, or maybe on some daemon-world in the Eye of Terror - no one can say for sure...
I wanted to capture the scaring essence of Slaanesh. At first glance, you think you're seeing something beautiful, until you take a closer look. But it's too late - your soul is already in the clutches of the Youngest God. Forevermore.
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I remembered some funny (in a bad way) things that ppl constantly wrote in r/40kLore, when I still used my Reddit account. This community has always been a treasure trove of cringe.
BEHOLD, THE OVERUSED DISCUSSION, EVERYONE IS SO TIRED OF: "DO THE SPACE MARINES HAVE SEX?"
Not only these guys brought up this topic every month, but they typed such idiotic things that I wanted to hit my head on the table.
My favorites:
1) "Space Marines don't have balls/genitals, they're basically smooth Ken dolls."
By the Dark Gods, where did they even get that from... And who then are their smooth Barbies?!
2) "They're sterile, so they can't have sex."
I think I studied some wrong things in medical university for 5 years. How can you confuse "sterile" with "impotent"? "Sterile" men can't have children - not sex! And yes, Astartes are canonically unable to conceive.
3) "Even Slaaneshi CSMs are not interested in sex, only in killing and torture."
Lots of excerpts from various novels and other lore bits where they're described having sex/relationship with each other, daemons and their slaves - are we a joke to you? Or do these guys need detailed E-rated scenes to understand it?
The self-proclaimed lore messiahs also love to say: "Slaanesh is not about sex! Stop constantly talking about it!"
The joke is - I almost never saw anyone who would say that, but, again, this topic was brought up constantly. Basically purists' neuron activation posts.
Damn, Slaanesh IS about sex AND other things (torture, art, music: excesses and hedonism in everything) too! But some people outright try to exclude this specific aspect when it's absolutely wrong. Because "no s*x in my Christian incel fantasy, no-no, sir!"
One person typed that Kasperos Telmar, aka The Radiant King, had "harem" of daemon "courtesans" and mentioned his "lovers".
This is where I died: some prude answered this person that "it was not specified that The Radiant did anything sexual with them!"
OF COURSE, YOU DO NOTHING SEXUAL WITH YOUR HAREM OF HOT BOVINE-CRUSTACEAN-WOMEN! THEY WERE JUST PLAYING REGICIDE UNDER THE BLANKET! EVERY CHAOS LORD DOES IT, WDYM?
Something I've noticed about Tzeentch and Slaanesh's relationship is that, while all the gods lowkey fear Slaanesh, only Tzeentch has taken actual steps to remove him as a threat. Tzeentch engineered a war between Slaanesh and the joint forces of Khorne and Nurgle (and was later the victim of the same alliance after Slaanesh revealed the Ebon Blade in Tzeentch's vault to Khorne). In Age of Sigmar, it was Tzeentch who looked for, found, and then engineered Slaanesh's disappearance. According to the lore, Nurgle of Khorne been imprisoned where Slaanesh is currently, it would've been wraps for them indefinitely; only Tzeentch and Slaanesh could slip this particular traps, Slaanesh because he's a wiley son of a bitch and Tzeentch because magic chains would naturally not hold the God of Magic.
Tzeentchians have also inconvenienced Slaanesh in two other ways: They've snuck into his realm and cut his hair. They've also engineered a war between him and Nurgle who, as beings who cannot feel pain, are arguably the worse of matchups between the gods.
It seems to me like Tzeentch, unlike the other gods, is actively trying to get rid of Slaanesh. Meanwhile, he simply hates Nurgle or finds baiting Khorne into tantrums funny. Slaanesh is the one he seems to consistently bother and has been described as being "apprehensive" about.
Khorne hates Slaanesh and Nurgle is disgusted by his insolence, but Tzeentch actively finds Slaanesh threatening. They all do, but only Tzeentch consistently tries to do something about it while also not implicating himself.
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The Avatar of Khaine
A shard of the Aeldari god of war, blood, and murder, Kaela Mensha Khaine. A divine guardian of the Asuryani and their Craftworlds, an Avatar is a ruthless champion against all that appose Eldar kind. With vengeful wrath, this warrior will eradicate every fragment of She-Who-Thirsts to ash.
I felt like giving this champ the respect they rightfully deserve for once.
"Blood Runs...Anger Rises...Death Wakes, War Calls!"
For Pride Month last year (2024) I did everyone’s favorite Slaaneshi Smokeshow: Stupid Sexy Sigvald the Magnificent, in both his Warhammer Fantasy, and Age of Sigmar versions.