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im so delulu bc i fully believe that my fictional crushes would love me and not try to kill me
Brahms: *struggling to swim even with floaties on*
Y/N: I’d save him, but who am I to play God?
Brahms: *walking around, still disappointed, 6 hours after visiting an aquarium*
Y/N: Brahms what did you think a tiger shark was?
It's been a while since I hopped on Tumblr, but I'm back and more fucked up than ever.
Drew some goofy ahh Hannibal fanart this week-
Goofy Texas Chainsaw Massacre stuff-
cuddling isn't enough i want to make home in your ribs
forget wearing crop tops for aesthetic, or to look sexy... start wearing crop tops to give murderers easy access to the perfect stabby spot! 👍🔪
Me omw to risk a high chance of getting murdered because I find a slasher hot
hot evil characters who i want to fix but will make me cry if i actually meet them in real life>>>>>>
YESSIR 😳😳😳😊😊😊💖💖💖💖💖
Hannibal's Helper
Gif By @uncopernicomas
Request by Anon <3
Pairing: Hannibal Lecter x GN! reader
Summary: Cooking with Hannibal was fun, joking around and having a good time.
Cw: Fluff, Wholesome Hannibal, slight smut <;3
Hannibal Lecter and you was in the kitchen cooking up some food for the guest that were sitting down in the dining room, as you looked at him a sparkle in his eye twinkled "thank you for helping me sweetheart, I truly appreciate all the help I can get" planting a kiss on his cheek a smile fell on his lips. Melting under your touch a look of peacefulness slipped onto his face "shall we check the food darling, how's the vegetables getting on?" As you looked at the veggies they were ready, turning off the hob and pouring the water out of the pan into the sink you put the veggies onto the plates with the meat.
As you carried the food into the dining room four heads turned to you and Hannibal with a smile, inhaling the aromatic meat and garlic buttered veggies "this smells wonderful, two talented chefs in this house" both of you smiled "well thank you, I appreciate you four coming for dinner" as you both sat down and poured glasses of wine in each glass a hand slipped onto your thigh looking at him a twinkle in his eyes appeared "this is delicious Mr lecture" a smirk fell on his lips "this one beside me helped me out with the veg, so thank you darling" a kiss was planted on your cheek and Hannibal had gripped your thigh roughly making you stifle a moan.
Once dinner was finished and everything was packed away you went back into the kitchen and took out a beautiful raspberry sorbet with Short bread and coffee, grabbing 6 bowls and spoons you put one spoon of sorbet in each bowl with shortbread that melted in your mouth "need any help in their honey" sticking your head out the kitchen door "yes please sweetie" getting up to help you with the bowls the guest started to pour more wine into their glasses.
When the desserts came out they all looked at the food that was presented to them "Raspberry sorbet with short bread and some coolie mango sauce" as they dug into the dessert the fruity taste hit their mouth "my god, this is wonderful, fruity and beautiful" all agreeing by nodding and saying "yes" a smile fell on Hannibal's face "thank you so much, this one made it from scratch just simply beautiful and tasty" circling his thumb around your thigh up towards your pussy you grabbed his wrist and shook your head mouthing "no".
Later that night everyone had gone home just leaving you two both alone once again "finally that's all over and done with" as Hannibal patted his lap for you to sit on it, you felt something hard under you making you throb "I can feel you getting wet sweetheart".
" I could fix him" so could i but i want him broken and angry, the sex is gonna be WILD
Holy hell- This writing makes me want to stop suggesting anonymously- OH WHOOPS NOW I HAVE TO HEHEHEHEHE but seriously, this is amazing- ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂😳😳😳😳🤭🤭🤭🎊🎊🥳
Gif By @batesmotel 💗
Fic idea by anon <3
Pairing! Norman Bates x M! Reader
Summary: Confessing your feelings to Norman!
Words - 351! CW: Fluff , Angst , mentions of smut , mdni!🔞
At the beginning of July you started to work in the Bate's hotel to be able to pay for rent as you were still living with your parents at 20 years old, you didn't mind as you were family orientated anyways and loved being around them but you wanted your own independence and freedom to live how you wanted to live and do what made you happy. So why not work full time and save up some money for yourself.
As months went by you started to see new people come and go, as you were sorting out the bed linen and plumping up the pillows Norman bate's walked in "Hey man, just wanted to know how you're getting on with things, I'm just in the other room if you need anything" looking in his eyes they sparkled making heat creep up your neck "Thank you Norman" as he walked away into another room a sigh left your lips "why must he be so attractive, there's no point in telling him how I feel about him, he wouldn't feel the same".
A few days later you decided to distant yourself from Norman which wasn't intentional, it's just you couldn't deal with how you felt about him he was your friend and he only saw you at that, there wasn't any signs he liked you in that way but you were really cleaver at hiding how you felt about him.
Ignoring eye contact with him was hard, he would walk up to you as you were sat down on the bed put his legs between yours and lift your chin up with 2 fingers "why are you ignoring me, don't you like me" a sigh left your lips "can we talk" as Norman sat down next to you the air grew thick with anxiety and awkwardness "I've got to say something, the reason why I don't look at you or try to ignore is that I like you, you mean a lot to me and I can't take this anymo-" Norman's hands fell on your face and lips were connected to yours.
"I like you too".
Thank you for reading, any feedback and reblogs would be appreciated!💗
who am i if not a slasher whore (and slut)
The two most voted ones I'll draw
Not a rant, just me rambling about 'The Boy' again. *Spoilers*
I can't help but notice how many people like to say that Brahms is rich. People will be like: 'Greta made a mistake in choosing Malcolm when she had a perfectly good rich guy right there.' and stuff, right?
But, I'm over here like: "...N-no? He really isn't? lol."
I know most of these people are meaning it as a joke, but this has been in my head for days and it won't leave me alone, so I have to make a post about it or I'll never know peace, lmao.
Now, I can see why they'd make this connection, right? He lives in a mansion, his parents are rich, and his parents are dead. Problem is, as far as everyone else is concerned, so is he.
The way this kind of thing works(take what I say with a grain of salt, I'm not good with legal stuff.), is that when someone dies, they can leave their possessions to people in their will, right? Well, you can't leave money or possessions to people who are already dead.
Brahms was given a headstone, everyone in the nearby towns believes that he's dead, and the Heelshires likely had a funeral, so as far as everyone else is concerned, Brahms isn't alive. Thus, it's very likely that the government is under that same assumption, meaning that Brahms wouldn't be in the Heelshire's will by default. (Now this would be different if he was thought to have died recently, or if Brahms had kids of his own, but since he was thought to have died when he was eight and is twenty-eight in the movie, both of those things are impossible.)
If anything, I feel like the Heelshires may have left their money to Greta, since they assumed she'd be taking care of him from then on?
If we're going with that, that leaves Greta with an unknown amount of money (Though likely a lot), a manor, one less crazy ex-boyfriend to worry about, and Malcolm by the end of the movie.
Brahms isn't rich. Hell, Brahms is pretty much two steps away from homeless, really. After all, the manor is either in Greta's name now, or its just sitting there, so it could be repossessed and resold at any time.
Honestly, that just makes the entire situation for him worse. One moment, you're banished to the walls of your house for years on end after being accused of killing your one friend, the next, your stabbed, abandoned, and left to fend for yourself without any resources while being legally dead.
It's kind of tragic. Especially if you read his backstory as sympathetic like I did. Damn.
No doubt, one of my favorite things about ‘The Boy (2016)’ was how much of it was left up to your imagination and interpretation. (Death of the author, ofc. Only keeping the movie itself in mind.)
Major Spoilers for ‘The Boy (2016)’ below
We got almost no concrete proof for anything the movie tells us about Brahms’ backstory, and what we do know can lead to multiple conclusions about the character.
The whole ‘he killed Emily’ thing, for instance. This is something we’re told by Malcom, who prefaces what he says by directly mentioning that this is town gossip. Which is untrue or, at best, only half-true. (Take it from someone who’s lived in a small town and had gossip and rumors spread about me and my loved ones, they’re usually spread with very little of the original context and, usually, turns into ‘I think this happened’ instead of facts, or ends up being a giant game of telephone... or both.) We get a picture of a girl, showing that there was, in fact, an ‘Emily’ that Brahms knew, but other than that, we get nothing.
For all we know, Emily could’ve fell and hit her head on a rock, and people started blaming Brahms for it. There’s no concrete evidence proving it either way, and I love it.
We don’t even know that much about Brahms, really. He’s a craftsman (As seen in the ending scene.), he makes traps (The rat traps everywhere with his initials.), he can make a sandwich, he enjoys having a set schedule, and he can’t live by himself (At least, as far as we know.). ...That’s really all we know besides him being forced into the walls by his parents and being twenty-eight in the film. We also hear that he was apparently ‘Odd’, which, considering his clearly snooty-ish upbringing, could mean a lot of things.
Why is he acting like a kid? It could be a manipulation tactic, it could be a sign of mental illness, or it could be a coping mechanism. Again, it's up to your interpretation.
Personally, I see all this and think: "He’s a traumatized man who’s possibly autistic (Schedule, traps may be a special interest, can’t properly live by himself, etc.), falsely rumored to have murdered his one friend, burned in a fire set by his (possibly ableist) parents, and was gaslit and manipulated into thinking Emily’s death really was his fault."
But that’s just how I see it, of course. I imagine there could be many ways someone could interpret the film. (For instance, my sister watched it and came out the other side with: ‘he’s guilty, creepy, and severely in need of psychological help’.) and that’s great, I love it!
I wish more ‘horror-ish’ movies did this. Most present horror is jump scares and gore with little to no substance, and while I enjoy a bit of gore here and there, it can be pretty tiring. (Aka: Why I loved ‘The Collector’ but disliked its sequel ‘The Collection’, lol.)
Idk, I just felt like posting something about the movie, haha.
Made a few changes to my spotify account, including a polishing of my “halloween is the daddy of all holidays and if you disagree with me I’m coming after your kneecaps” spooky playlist 🎃 make sure to check it out alongside my other slasher/horror (horny) playlists! 💖