Me: Alright, you got this. You can do this. You can learn everything that has been taught this semester.
Me: It's time. It's time to study, to cram, to learn.
Me: No. No, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, just no. You do NOT NEED TO WATCH ANOTHER EPISODE OF ______. Study. Go watch a lecture.
Me: You need to get off social media. Actually you just need to get off your phone. Put it downstairs in the living room. You do not need it.
Me: Seriously. Every semester. At least one class you've basically not attended and it has an exam. And now you're suffering for it.
Me: Ok. Lets study. Go get your book, your textbook aand your laptop. Cause let's face it, it's the first time you've learnt this shit.
Me: Get motivated. You do not have time to do this shit. You can't afford to be able to not concentrate.
Me: Ok, you can't concentrate on reading the textbook, you read that paragraph roughly six times and you have no clue what it said. Watch the lecture, yeah. The lecture will be easier to concentrate on.
Me: You are not a quitter. You're not. So lets stay up another hour or two and get one more week summarised for your exam notes.
Me: Do you really want to do this class again? Like really? Cause its not like you pay and then you can do it however many times it takes. You Pay Each Time You Take It. So Study. Learn the material. Learn the shit. Pass the exam. You are not forking out another grand on this class.
Me: Next semester will be different. You'll go to all of your classes, you'll do all your readings. And you'll do weekly summaries so you'll already have your exam notes done.