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pairing: bucky barnes x f!reader
summary: you can’t stop posting live updates of the civil war
warnings: avenger!reader, fox shifter!reader, comedy, chaotic dumbass reader, grumpy bucky, the team is so done with reader’s shit, mentions of bucky’s past, swearing, civil war tension?, reader is team cap, suggestive content, fluff
a/n: guess who’s back bitches!!! this isn’t a request or anything, i just wanted to write some cw!bucky x reader. i promise i’m working on all the joaquin requests🤞🏻anyways enjoy lovelies :)
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user1: lmao
user2: girl get over it🙄
user3: y’all need to be kept in check….
steverogers: y/n delete this
user4: you’re so real for this
jamesrhodes: 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
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yourusername: throwback to that time my future husband almost killed my friends and i
tagged: @/steverogers @/samwilson @/natasharomanoff
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user5: GIRL WHAT?!
wandamaximoff: so that’s the guy you keep bringing up👀😲
user6: ho is that the winter soldier???
user7: wait a damn min—
user8: THE WINTER SOLDIER?!?!
user9: i don’t think y/n is okay…
user10: girl we been knew
steverogers: please stop calling bucky your future husband
user11: 😭😭
user12: y/n really out here tryna date cap’s brainwashed bestie from the forties
user13: honestly bucky barnes is so hot tho
samwilson: can your future husband stop leading us on a wild goose chase🙄
yourusername: that would be nice😔
user14: lmaoooooo
steverogers: please stop encouraging her, sam
user15: i’m convinced y/n was dropped on the head as a baby
yourusername: bold of you to assume i was held
user16: i—
user17: girl are you okayyyyy????
yourusername: don’t ask stupid questions
steverogers: this is why tony and i tried to get you to go to therapy🤦🏼♂️
natasharomanoff: when did you even have time to take these pics??
yourusername: uhhhhhhh
yourusername: so i may or may not have had time to prevent you getting shot….
natasharomanoff: …
nastasharomanoff: i hate you
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yourusername: rip peggy carter but sam and i are slaying
tagged: @/samwilson
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user18: HELLOOOOO?????
user19: peggy carter: slayed. sam and y/n? SLAYED
user20: 😭😭
user21: OH MY GOD😭
sharoncarter: it’s what she would have wanted😔✊
yourusername: pouring one out for a legend😔✊
user22: peggy so would have wanted this!!😭
user23: omg i’m crying
user24: THIS is how i find out?!
samwilson: i would like everyone to know that cowboy hat did wonders for me
yourusername: save a horse, ride a cowboy
yourusername: except it’s more save a horse, ride a bird?
user25: y/n what😭
steverogers: i don’t even know what to say right now…
user26: rip to a real one
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steverogers: y/n…..🤦🏼♂️
user27: so sorry babes…..
user28: rip✊
natasharomanoff: y/n. people are dead….
user29: girl, stop simping for a literal terrorist
user30: this is not it….
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yourusername: my pookie and i have been reunited🥰❤️
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samwilson: awwww…..fuck your husband
yourusername: i’m trying….
user31: 😳😭
user32: y/n😭😭
user33: why the winter soldier kinda….
user34: frfr👀
user35: he’s a literal terrorist. what is wrong with you people!
user36: still hot🤷♀️
user37: convinced y/n has like a dash cam on her harness or smth bc….
steverogers: why do i even bother🙄
user38: cap’s face😭😭
user39: watched the chase on the news, you hopping onto barnes’ back to get off the building was hilarious😭
user40: omg i saw thattttt
user41: and when he just tossed her to the side after by picking her up by the scruff😭😭
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user42: awwwww
user43: why didn’t you just shift back😭😭
samwilson: deserved
yourusername: 🖕
natasharomanoff: they leashed you???
jamesrhodes: saving this for blackmail purposes
user44: why do you look so happy tho😭
yourusername: saw the love of my life
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yourusername: papa y papa are fighting and my love is locked up😔
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natasharomanoff: WE TOOK YOUR PHONE??
natasharomanoff: what is this sorcery
yourusername: 🤭🤗
user45: sad day to be y/n…
user46: y/n is a child of divorce😔😭
tonystark: stop posting pictures of secure government buildings
yourusername: *bugs bunny ‘no’ gif*
user47: bucky barnes committed regicide and has murdered countless people…
user47: he deserves to be locked up
user48: wrong account to say this to babes
user49: you act like the bitch cares
user50: frrrr….y/n is horrible too
user51: she should be locked up too imo
sharoncarter: king t’challa keeps looking like he’s a second away from murdering you…
yourusername: i have that effect on people
user52: 😭😭
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tonystark: A LITTLE HELP WOULD BE NICE
natasharomanoff: GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE
samwilson: i hate this bitch so much….
user53: those thighs tho👀😩
user54: GIRL RUN!!!
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yourusername: abouta fight, kinda nervous👉🏻👈🏻
tagged: @/steverogers @/samwilson @/clintbarton @/wandamaximoff @/scottlang
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user56: we really made this girl an avenger😭
steverogers: bucky would like you to stop taking pictures of him
user57: 😭😭
yourusername: tell him to talk to me to the face then, bitch
samwilson: language!
clintbarton: language!
wandamaximoff: language!
user58: you still a criminal🤷♀️
user59: hope you get arrested😘
user60: team whatever team ends up with y/n and bucky barnes getting married
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clintbarton: so this is why nat’s been complaining nonstop over text about you….
scottlang: great to meet you!
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samwilson: you’re insufferable🖕
user61: men doing men things: manspreading
user62: they look so done….
scottlang: oh shit, bird and scary dude are down!
user63: love how you always have time to update us😭😭
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yourusername: 🎶everybody was kung fu fighting🎶
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steverogers: the least you could do is get a good pic of me….
user64: poor guy has given up trying to stop y/n😭
user65: 🎶kung fu fighting🎶
user66: 🎶those cats were fast as lightning🎶
user67: 🎶in fact it was a little bit frightening🎶
scottlang: 🎶but they fought with expert timing🎶
user68: omg hawkeye!!!
user69: why’s the spider got cap’s shield😱
user70: scarlet witch deserves to be locked up for lagos!!
natasharomanoff: i don’t know how you of all people managed to escape….
yourusername: ☺️🤗
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peterparker: big guy big guy big guy—
user71: omg ant-man?!
user72: holy shit….
user73: the duplicity of scott lang🤭
hopepym: well….that’s new
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yourusername: siberia is cold
tagged: @/steverogers @/buckybarnes
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user74: slay queen💅
natasharomanoff: d-did you make barnes an instagram???
yourusername: had a spare phone and was bored on the flight
buckybarnes: i have never met someone who can talk as much as you…
yourusername: awwww i love you too hubby!!
user75: egypt is hot
user76: usa is room temp
peterparker: man this is better than my footage!
user77: not y/n making the WINTER SOLDIER an instagram😭😭
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yourusername: my dads broke up and pookie lost his arm but it’s ok bc i got mcds😌
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user78: #rip stony 2016😔✊
user79: GIRL RIP THE AVENGERS?!
user80: avengers: 2012-2016😢
buckybarnes: i LOST my ARM
yourusername: you’d think you’d be used to it but noooooo
buckybarnes: IT WAS MY FUCKING ARM????
samwilson: the raft fucking sucks bestie
yourusername: i’m so sorry bestie
user81: i’m literally speechless rn…
user82: the winter soldier being framed WAS NOT on my 2016 bingo card😭😭
user83: frfr
user84: say sike rn
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steverogers: we’re literal fugitives y/n
user85: i-is that fucking wakanda?!?
buckybarnes: i’m not getting rid of you anytime soon am i?
yourusername: nope!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~two years later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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yourusername: stuck for life🤍🥂
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buckybarnes: wouldn’t have it any other way, doll
user86: omg omg omg!!!!!!!!
samwilson: prettiest flower girl by the way!
user87: STOP😭😭
user88: you’re literally glowing🫶🏻
user89: congrats!!!
natasharomanoff: you see, this is an appropriate post
user90: y/n is the manifester of all manifesters…
steverogers: i can’t believe i just witnessed my best friend get married….
tonystark: lovely wedding. only critique is the groom
yourusername: 🖕
user91: 😭😭
user92: oh my god😭
steverogers: tony i swear to god—
clintbarton: language!
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