Smoothie's Ramblings - Blog Posts
oh shit i forgot to make that post. its been a few months and uh. HAHA YES IM FREE. i sure am. do you get context for this? no. but i remember. :3
one of these days i will make a post thats just like "HAHA YES! I'M FREE!!!!" and then you will know. i will be free.
Diversity win! The unregulated monarch that singlehandedly shuffles around the class system of a whole nation on a whim with no regard for his citizens is gay!
for the last time, you CANNOT pet the Sensory Management Companions. they are grown-ass adults and work very hard to keep their clients from being harassed by the Stimuli
no, just because they are night dragons does not mean they are evil. yes i know they literally hide in the clients' shadows. no you cannot pet them. stop asking to pet them.
yes they are doing a good job- do you want to have your color vision revoked for 7-9 business days
my bad guys i left the bismuth dragons alone for a couple decades and now they set up a panopticon-style swarm of amazon echo dots mandated by the city-state in everyone's homes that see everything entirely by sound
the only upside is that the one dragon whose consciousness is in all of them can barely process all the information at once, so action on any suspicious activity IS delayed a couple. hours.
i am becoming less normal by the day (kissy face emoji
unlucky that everyone else isnt also doingt this. its so fun we should all just be freaks in each others company. but no,,,, i have to know about the weather and local news and sport ball.
platinum dragon stole my car's catalytic converter and then ran away with a x3 on its stupid fucking screen face
You are never safe from electrocution. Maelstrom dragons can only really GET YOU if it's wet, so you might think to escape to the deserts, but watch out
Electrum dragons can more easily GET YOU with their static buildup the drier it is, with water being their counter. The safer you are from one, the more the other can attack
makes you wonder if theres ever been team rocket like duos of these guys
as some of you who pay more attention may know, i have made quite a lot of dragons. so many. and now, i have FINALLY come up with a good name for their world. so now i can loredump without it being confused for the dragon fact blogs (love those guys btw)
any coming posts about my personal silly dragons will be tagged "#dragons of keppel" and/or "#keppel lore"
not sure if all art of them will be, but some will.
sorry i havent been posting much ive just been going through a lot of life stuff. not like super heavy but the extra energy needed kinda put me out of the art loop for a while. and now i'm having to get used to another new environment. slight burnout ensued but i have been doing a few drawings
and i know i'm not obligated to post at all really i just wanted this to remind myself why there is a gap in my art
assorted sketches and stuff coming soon
Very random but I've been wanting to ask this for a while ! When I was a kid everybody's favourite planet was Saturn, but my favourite has since changed and I wonder if everybody else's has too.
My favourite planet is Mercury, for a variety of sentimental reasons (including the song "Mercury" by Sleeping At Last) :)
you know tumblr is cooking up a witherstorm of terror when your for you thing is only 3 posts long
heartworm? no nonono, you misheard me. i have a heartwyrm
GRAHHH RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE LET ME CREATE MY FREEDOM THE BARS OF THE CAGE SHARPEN LIKE KNIVES
THE GATES OF PARADISE OPEN TO MOCK AND SCORN ME YET AGAIN THE PROFANE REACHES TO STAIN MY EYES WITH SOOT
gotta love crippling perfectionism kicking in when it literally doesnt matter and i can do whatever i want
i live in a constant state of "its too early for this shit" until around 2pm when i switch to "its too late for this shit"
once again an unfriendly reminder that terfs and other transphobes can fuck off my blog and bleed out behind a burger king :)
i am literally nonbinary and have so many trans friends you are my mortal enemy and i wish you nothing but pain until you change your ways. Its not middle school anymore, grow up.
I always open up an older drawing of a character when I start drawing them again. Not as reference, I have all the design things in my head (usually). It's so i can pick the exact colors. Does anyone else do this?
actually, let's do a poll, since I can now.
i love you block button i love you tag filtering i love you "this post is not for me" button i love you tumblr i am being besieged by so many blogs i dont want anywhere near me right now
tumblr might be the thing that finally makes me learn to just leave spaces with things and people that make me angry or uncomfortable instead of fighting it
hey dont cry. one million dragons in the world, ok?
i had one class today and if it was like thursday or something i could spend the whole day just going into a simultaneously thoughtless lust-rage and omniscient enlightenment but its monday so i gotta keep it in my pants
tumblr glitched and made me follow like 5 people i was clicking the x on in the "check out these blogs" area this is a betrayal to my Harmless Button Clicking Time
Soon.
I'm currently working on getting stuff set up for commissions! It's been a while in the making and I honestly don't know why it took so long for me to sit down and do it. I've got my prices semi-set, but now I have to compile some art as examples so I can make a shiny commission info sheet. And I also have to set up the actual uh. payment.
College has turned me into a bit of a frugal little beast so I may be underselling myself. We will see how it goes. It'll at least give me better ways to procrastinate on my work than just scrolling the same three websites.
I hope that commissions motivate me more to learn and improve (and maybe actually start using references like I am supposed to), so I can't wait! Except I kind of have to while I get stuff set up. Should be done within a couple weeks. probably.
quick reminder that its on sight with makima fans. you stay out of my house. i hate that smug bitch and i wont stand for her apologists.
remember kids the best way to make an elemental magic system is to first figure out how you want to fracture the human soul into arbitrary pieces
haha whoops its past 10 pm so im turning all sappy again
man it really would be nice to do one big long trauma dump ✨lore post✨ because i think its important that i am able to talk about my story and it definitely does have a lot to do with my art journey. however i also dont feel like doing a vent-post style post of any kind is a good idea. all i know is that i want to tell it somewhere. now that its finally over.
if i try to write it into a short story i just know im gonna both dance around it with depersonalized metaphorical garbage and change the truth to fit whatever "chapter format" i will inevitably latch onto.
i know i like to bond with people and see how they became who they are, but honestly tumblr isn't the place for that kind of sharing from me, at least not right now. we'll see in a few years, maybe.
i need to nap under a tree on top of a grassy hill when its 90 degrees out with a nice strong breeze. unfortunately the Sorcerer has lay claim to all such areas within 200 miles of me and I must stain them with blood