Sneezing - Blog Posts
A Bad Day Interrupted
A bad day, just like so many others lately. No matter how you tried, moments of actual contentment and joy never seemed to last quite long enough to be a mental break from everything. You have been severely depressed for little over a month, but it seems like you finally ran out of tears. Good, you hated making people worry about you.
Looking at the time on your phone, you are disappointed it isn't time to go home. Work isn't bad; the work is easily completed in time and you work with the nicest people you know. However, it is exhausting to consciously keep up the charade of being happy.
You are concerned for yourself. Nothing had happened, you just awoke one day and just been depressed since. On top of that, you are also anxious and self-abusing. Not physically, though the gnawing in your stomach reminds you that you are not eating as much as you probably should.
A lot of the abuse is mental; the thoughts in your head ripping you down to the lowest level of self-deprecation you have ever been. Words are weapons and they are inflicting so much pain.
You look at your phone as it buzzes. A message from your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/whomever. Upon opening, it is a small video clip of a panda cub sitting on a rock. It sneezes so hard it topples over and you can't help but chuckle, smiling a genuine smile for the first time all day.
They knew you were going through personal issues and were helping you look for a good therapist. Everday, they would find ways to show thier love in addition to texts and saying so. You feel guilty but accepted the extra affection, reciprocating the affection as best as you could.
One day at a time, with the love of your life making sure you make it through.
Because you would and have done the same for them.
one day my father will sneeze so hard that the sun will explode prematurely
the sound I make when I'm about to sneeze is the sound Marv makes when he has a spider on his face.
Reblog your sneeze sounds!
My friend decided that he wasn’t going to talk until my other friend gave up, i sneezed in religion and he said ‘Bless you’ before covering his mouth realising what he did and a third friend just said “God before anything else” and we all just burst out laughing for a few minutes
tfp soundwave either doesnt sneeze (soundwave: superior. sneeze: inferior), it sounds like a cat, or you'd think a demon crawled out from the pits of the underworld.
One of three options. Take it or leave it.
Cybertronians sneezing
Like, whooshing air sharply out of their vents in order to clear irritants- basically the same idea as anything else sneezing, but with their entire body as opposed to just their nasal area.
Big bots sneezing and sending data-pads flying.
Little bots having sneezing fits and falling out of their chairs.
Bots trying to hold in big sneezes by clamping down their plating- and then said plating just goes flying off.
Seekers flying through something irritating during a flight, sneezing right in the middle of a big complicated routine, and just kind of completely losing all the dramatic effect.
I've tried politely asking this headcold to leave, its still here.
I've tried telling it to fuck off, its still here.
I've tried threatening it, its still here.
I'm out of ideas.