HIiii could i get sniper headcannons with a S/O coming out as non-binary :3
thank you ! have a amazing day
-sniper will literally call you a twinky for all he cares he doesn’t care what you want him to call you so long as you’re his
-Will absolutely use you as a token LGBTQ but in a way that he brags because he’s like this is my they them lover they have no gender and I love them
-if someone asks what’s in your pants he’ll be like they have a knife in their pants if you keep asking
-he will lift you up when you confess like simba (air jail for the genderless)
-later when everyone is asleep he does take a moment does sit down and talk to you about proper nicknames you’re more comfortable with and will do his best to accommodate even if he isn’t perfect
(Sorry if it’s short I’m finna go to work and wanted to post something)
Something that made me solidfy my feelings now that I remember. There was some pokemon x TF2 art I saw once where he was bottle feeding a baby kangaskan.
I want it
I want him
Please
Also if anyone knows what I'm talking about can you send me the artist, I can't find them and as someone who like both pokemon and TF2 I want to see more
We need more Dilf Sniper content, and I'm not talking about him just being old, I mean like him actually being a dad. I can picture him being a little bit like Bandit Heeler where he just does silly things to make his kid laugh.
Like I want fics where he has teaparties with his kids and teaches them archery, and takes them camping.
I think there were few Dad Sniper fics going around, but I can't remember the names (if anyone can send them that be much appreciated).
We need more Dilf Sniper content, and I'm not talking about him just being old, I mean like him actually being a dad. I can picture him being a little bit like Bandit Heeler where he just does silly things to make his kid laugh.
Like I want fics where he has teaparties with his kids and teaches them archery, and takes them camping.
I think there were few Dad Sniper fics going around, but I can't remember the names (if anyone can send them that be much appreciated).
Added a new chapter to the Sniper × reader fic I'm working on.
Hello bestie
sniper MARRIAGE headcanons?????
¿por favor 🥺?
[*sigh* How could I NOT do it 🤌]
TF2 Sniper x Reader Marriage headcanons [romantic]:
> Marriage is important thing. It shows how two people love and trust each other deeply, caring about another, knowing their partner, loving them for perfections and imperfections. And it was something Sniper value.
> For Sniper marriage is a HUGE step. You'd have to date him for... 5-6 years to even think about something like that. Luckily for you, you are someone special for Sniper, who was happiest man on earth when wedding happend
> At first he would be kinda nervous, maybe even anxious about it. It is a huge step after all, and he didn't wanted to fall into canyon making it. He might even regret it. Not that he doesn't love you, but in a way that something might change, and he prefers when things...stay the same.
> He is going to wake up before you do, occasionally make you something before he heads over to work. It won't be anything fancy, nah. Something easy, simple and fast to make, but he puts a lot of work into it, he cooks you something that is probably much better than 5 minute microwave garbage.
> He plans a date for your once a month, to spend proper time with you alone, far away from people. He just wants to be with you and only you.
> He will be much more comfortable with taking his clothes off around you, and show you his scars. Around you he feels....free and With you, he doesn't have to look behind his back every second, he doesn't have to be fully focused, stressed all the time. With you, he can lie back on the bed, close his eyes and relax
> You two gonna have your own inside joke or tradition, like you taking his hat so he has to kiss you to get it back
> Low voice sneak attacks! Oh he knowsss you love his voice. If you are doing anything, from cleaning to reading a book, he will lean over your shoulder and in a quiet voice tell you about his day. It feels more personal to him when he can tell you about his thoughts when he is this close to you
> Nicknames my dear, you wil gain more of them for sure!
> People told him how his smile is "creppy" or "weird" , it's a reason why he doesn't smile to people with his teeth, but around you, he just can't help but but to turn his frown upside down
> This man would fucking die for you or throw himself at a crocodile with nothing more than a razor blade and a piece of chicken. He wants you to feel safe around him, knowing that no matter what happens he will be with you.... while aiming a sniper rifle at anyone who even breaths at you wrong.
> He observed his parents when he was little, he watched how they laughe, argue, scream, cry and love each other for many years. He sometimes thought what would it be like to be someone's someone, now he does... thanks to you.
I had this idea and I NEED to get it out
Ofc feel free to ignore this tho
Sniper x gn other team reader who seems to always figure out where he is. It's like they have this weird spidey sense type thing. Like, they'll look directly into his scope or fire a warning shot next to him when he hasn't seen them yet.
Maybe they've even sniped him once with like a handgun or something cuz he pissed them off
Like I can imagine how much of a loop it would throw him through
Also, if he could be a pining loser, that would be great
Ooh also what if he also noticed how they're particularly brutal with the rest of his team but not him (examples above) because they have a soft spot for / crush on him too
[I can't express how MUCH I love this idea! Thank you for this ask it was fun to write it! Have fun reading!]
Warning shots
◇ TF2 Sniper x GN!Reader [crush]
Badlands, where setting sun gives you third degree burns and gravel is treated like gold, a place where lays control point, ready to be taken over by one of the two teams, and belive when I say, it is no easy thing to do. The point was active for some time now, but no one on the teams managed to get it before they were shot down, dying in their own pool of blood and coming back to life, trying all over again.
Meanwhile Sniper was on his was to changes places to confuse his opponents, firing from high place, his scope scanning the corners and waiting for some idiot to take a peek and find themselves with a bullet in their skull.
Another warning shoot. This time bullet made a hole in his hat. Bugger. How?? He just got here! He didn't even fired his weapon! What kind of six sense bullshit is this! Alright, alright... there is no time to think about it, he has a job that needs to be done. Again, he decided to change his position, walking to the comple opposite side of the war zone.
"Steady... Steady..." Sniper mumbled to himself while aiming at the enemy Heavy's head. Then BAM, bullet hit, creating hole in wooden plank next to his head. Sniper moved away from the window, completely caught off guard. He was sure it was a good spot and none one will be able to find him this quickly ! No matter. He decided to change his position, it was not a good idea to try to shoot again from the same spot when someone knew he was there. He passed Engineer's nest and found for himself better spot to try again. He aimed carefully, grinned when dot from his scope pointed on Medic's head and-...
Bang!
He found much better spot this time, far away from the control point but close enough for him to land every shoot. Finally, he can continue his job without any surprises. Sniper looked through his scope and noticed- You. He was ready to pull the trigger when suddenly you turned your head to the left and looked directly at him. Sniper felt weird tingle on his neck. Did...Did you noticed him? No... it's impossible, he is too far away! But there you were, staring directly into his scope, completely aware of his current position. Were you the one who knew where he had always been? His eyebrows knit together, as he was aiming at your head, but you were quicker and pullet trigger on your handgun, shooting Sniper right into the shoulder three times.
Sniper did the only reasonable thing, which was running away to find the closests med kit. As he was runing he thought about....this. This weird treatment you were giving him. Besides Pyro and Solider you are one of the most violent mercenary on your team, always finishing your targets in the most brutal and extreme way possible, and yet you, of all people, were giving him warning shoots! Twice ! It was....strange...
This situation for you two was a tradition at this point. Whenever Sniper was trying to shoot someone down, you were there to send your bullet ricochet next to him, suddenly shout "Sniper ahead!!" and let rest of your team know he is watching. Or you'll turn around and stare at him as if you were saying "I always know where you are."
It annoyed him. His ego was damaged now, because of you and your stupid abnormal senses. Only times he could get a kill at this point was when you were respawning or when enemy Spy failed to backstab him. Was he even allowed to call himself a professional now?? You were now his biggest priority on the battlefield, he was constantly waiting for you to show up just to land a shoot on you. Not even to kill you, even a simple bruse was enough for him. It trapped him into a tunel vision that resulted in him dying several times to the rest of your team.
Well.
Sniper was aiming at respawn machine, waiting for you to come out. He didn't even hear footsteps creeping up behind him. He only realized someone was behind him when he was pulled by the shoulder, and pinned against the wall by- you!
How-
When-
Looks like Sniper forgot that this respawn had two exits. You were holding him for...quite a while not. Both of you stared at each other, not moving an inch.
...
...
...
...
This was akward.
....what the bloody hell was that?!
Sniper felt sweat on his eyebrows and how his face is getting warmer from the embarrassed. You smirked before letting him go and you-
Just-
Walked away...
He should be dead! But you just decided to spare him? Why??? And that look on your face... He always saw you stare at him, but only now he saw your eyes up close...they looked... surprisingly pleasant to look at.
Now you're stuck in his head. Constantly teasing each other with shots and looks. Sniper felt better, knowing he wouldn't be butchered by you like the rest of his team. Was he this special? Were you...special to him? Each thought about you made his cheeks shine in pink and clouded mind with this weird soft feeling. But don't think only he did! Ha! Come on, it was obvious you have soft spot for this Australian man. It was not hard to miss when you shredded enemy team like nothing, and only Sniper was able to somehow "Get away" or just "Suddenly disappeared". The tingling, almost spider like sense made you detect him like on radar, which was the reason why you found it so hard to not think about him.
You two found a reeallllly interesting way to flirt with each other heh.