Look I'm not saying my life is bad, but if I had
someone that enjoys tickling my sensitive nose with a flower or her soft hair, slowly making my sinuses burn and become tingling with the sensory overload of the touch and heavy perfume, taking me to the brink of sneezing but keeping it at bay just enough not to let me, as she reassures me that it's ok to let go and let my poor nose breathe, just for her to ever so tenderly kiss the tip of my nose and making me to burst into a violent, powerful fit of sneezes that leaves me dizzy and with teary eyes and runny nose as I sniffle and desperately beg for a handkerchief
It would certainly be a lot more fun