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Oh my fucking god i just watched the episode „Wilson“ for the first time and holy fuck this is my new favourite episode ever. I could watch an entire show about Wilson being his silly little self im not even kidding.
Just,,, imagine a show about our over-caring oncologist just doing his job, (and doing it incredibly might i add,) with this random crazy-ass best friend somwhere in the background. I could watch a hundred and ten seasons of it I‘m not even kidding. That fucked up crazy little oncologist right there? That’s my babygirl. That’s my pookie. That is my kin. Give him the world pls and thank you
Like I feel like we as a fandom gloss over the fact how great Wilson really is at his job. My man realised a patient got a brain tumor because he didn’t want to talk about his grandkids. Like??? All the while being extremely focused on a different case of his, and handling all his other ones as well.
House always makes fun of him for it, but he really is an amazing doctor, all the while being such a calm and comforting presence… no wonder all his patients love him!!
He’s like a big walking-talking teddy bear handing out cancer diagnoses!
Ah yes: more art
hehehhehehe is there much: No
But are they at least fun to look at: Yes (or whatever your answer is)
also yes 56 and 54 are gay in my AU hehehehhe
56x48 and 54x42 FOREVER AHHAHAHAHHA!
Fresh Sans!
Yo, I'm Fresh! Don't you dare forget it, ya hear?¿ I'm the best thing you'll ever need!!
(Headcanons below :-) )
- Official Height: 6'3
- He/Him but doesn't mind gender neutral pronouns either
- Optimistic nihilist
- Confident, honest, assertive, teasing, deceitful, erratic, social, cocky, careless, playful, impulsive, perceptive, self sufficient, loud, self involved, apathetic, nosy, unfiltered, and individualistic
- Often, the parasite will willingly leap to other bodies once the husk is no longer usable, fashion becoming altered by whatever AU Sans it possesses
- a fan of TMNT, he owns action figures even
- carries around gum, figurines, stickers, pins, and other random items that somehow fit inside his pockets
- can do backflips effortlessly and is highly flexible, agile
- Speaks uniquely with words like "yo broseph," "that's not very swag, broski" etc.
- He has multiple versions of bro for him to name others
- skateboards to travel around frequently, his skateboard somehow manages to summon and even be shaped differently based on the AU
- Dances commonly and overall cartoonish with his movements, he can
- Often chews on gum or has suckers to eat since he doesn't smoke
- Uses slang and hardly, if ever, curses. If he does curse, it's beyond a serious reason to believe what he has to say
- Has a giant bat as his weapon of choice, but he has stolen multiple mili weapons and even has a magical nuke of choice
- His glasses express his emotion, or just say what he's thinking/saying
- Gets in others personal space but refuses others to do the same for him. Rarely does he actually worry though, since no one wants him super close to them
- Loves to wreck havoc and does not have any attachments to others as a result
- Annoys Error for funsies, along with Red or others that
- AuDHD
- Magic smells and tastes of taffy/fruity candy
- No one can determine what he does or expect a planned attack, his erratic behavior is worse than any other AU
- Has the ability to warp his surroundings in an odd manner. Not quite a glitch but more of a colorful, chaotic way of altering his surroundings. He doesn't do it intentionally, but doesn't mind. For example, things seem to pop with intense color, things that are depressing altering to something else. Cigarettes = Suckers, Alcohol = Soda, etc
- Loves candy and has a sweet tooth, he rarely doesn't have candy in his mouth
- Travels into other AU's, but people are weirded out by him when he appears. He loves to confuse others
- Often seen as annoying, he has a tendency to not care
- He hardly ever is anything but happy, and even then he is never seen not smiling. There would have to be something wRønG to have him frowning
- Has multiple pins and jewelry, he will give you a gift he has if he likes you. It helps him identify you when he decides to travel and needs to remember what timeline of a character knows him
- Will gift people odd things, once he gave someone a Lego pack while another person was gifted a keychain
- Loves furbies to a concerning extent. He somehow got ahold of one that's conscious and carries it around with him. It's the only thing he's truly attached to
- Even if he doesn't have a lot of compassion, empathy, or sympathy, he won't involve others in his drama for the sake of "them not being able to handle his fun nature" (he actually does care for them, and just refuses to acknowledge it)
- Won't go out of his way to keep others safe often, but on occasion he has saved someone. No one can identify what the reason happens to be
- People tend to say "oh no, not him," when he appears
- He canonically can censor other people with their curse words, and in fact it's impossible to curse when he's around
- April 20th is his official bday (420 joke) but because Fresh doesn't like drugs he lies by telling others his birthday is April 1st
- Apparently has amazing Defense to the point that it's nearly impossible to kill him. Only the husk can die, since nothing can out speed the parasite. The only entity it's ever avoided is Reaper, as Reaper happens to be the only one to actually scare the parasite
- Has explosive furbies. He can activate them as if they were a detonator when thrown. When it lands on any intentional or unintentional target, it will explode into a great explosion of "murderous colors"
- Is horribly blunt, he'll say whatever is on his mind without concern. In fact, it can be absolutely the worst insult you've ever had
- He's quite affectionate. He'll hold people's hands, hug them, press foreheads, and even do a kiss now and again
- Has a lot of 80's and 90's fashion, but he just wears whatever makes him happy at the moment
- He doesn't classify himself as good or bad, as he only worries for himself. (....unless?)
- Usually watches other AU's when they're fighting, sometimes he'll fuck shit up as a result too even if it's someone he was on good terms with
- It rarely happens, but if he's angry enough his parasite will crawl out of his eye socket to wrap its tentacles around his glasses. The parasite often moves around the body, which would be around the ribs or the skull
- If he takes off his hat, usually something is underneath like a rubber duck or even a smaller hat
- Acts like he's friends with everyone, even if they absolutely disagree since he just wants a good time
- Taller than other Sanses usually so he looms over them or uses it to his advantage
- Loves to float around, either in air or in water (don't ask)
- His glasses stay on his head at all times. Always, as it's a "stamp" of his character
- Loves french fries and ketchup, though he doesn't need food often
- Usually likes 80's and 90's music but will listen to any for fun
- Adores seeing kids and spending time with them when it happens. He loves to get them to laugh, to play around
- Tom Cardy and Weird Al is his favorite artists
- Roller skates around and often customizes them
- He is one out of two individuals who knows that Ink is soulless
- Gender does not affect him, but he likes masc and gender neutral pronouns the most
- He is very in control of his emotions, he has never lost control of them. HOWEVER, there is a slim chance that if he ever fell in love or loved someone platonically, he would think that he was dying or that he was sick with something
- He's on the aroace spectrum, and there are no reports of him ever experiencing love or sexual attraction. There is a slim chance of love actually forming, romantic at least, but don't expect it to be anytime soon
- He doesn't care what people think, he would love to wear a dress or a skirt with a cute cardigan. Androgynous or masc outfits are what he likes, but he's not against wearing fem clothes
- Can he get drunk? Well, yes, but what gets him drunk isn't alcohol. He has a high metabolism, and it would have to be a specifically made magical beverage to get him wasted. In fact, alcohol, drugs, and smoking are things he avoids. He once snorted a whole ass pack of fun dip and pixie sticks. He didn't do it anymore after the incident.
Closing Notes: I won't really think about what he's like in a romantic relationship since I personally don't see it happening. If it was ever requested, I might consider it someday. I just think he'd form platonic relationships if anything. Thank you for reading :-))
A sequel to this
I’m only including characters who were present in the main time period of the show (so sorry, no Bella, Tess, Parker, or James), and also not including any people mentioned that died/took off before Arthur could interact with them.