This is my little goober Asher, he is a recurring character that usually helps cartman in his plans
people get both their last names wrong with him getting called “cartman” a few times
he doesn’t like the the main four and I quote “I would rather jump off a cliff than have to date one of those assholes but if I was held at gunpoint to date one it would be Kyle”
he’s cool with the other 3 but annoys the living hell out of them (he killed Kenny like 24 times in the past BUT ON ACCIDENT) (only some of them)
He’s one of those kids that wears shorts and a shirt even in the winter and says “guys it’s not even that cold!”
Asher’s family owns a bakery and whenever they have shit that didn’t sell he just gives it to Kenny instead of throwing it away because he doesn’t like wasting food
him and Tweek know each other at least because their families work together since Tweek’s family owns a coffee shop
his best friend is this kid named August and they become friends whenever Asher found him eating mud in the corner of the playground when they were 6
Asher is a loud yapper who is louder than rock music at full volume and yaps like there’s no tomorrow and August is also a loud yapper, this is probably because both of them are diagnosed ADHD gremlins that professionally yap.
Asher also has a ginger Maine Coon cat named Ethan