Solomon Tozer - Blog Posts
I think in a modern scenario the Hickeygibson dynamic is just, like,
Billy's insane 20 part TikTok saga about how he dated this guy and found out he was lying about his entire identity. Name, nationality, job experience, criminal background. It just gets increasingly more bizarre and wild and people in the comments are HOOKED like 'oh my god this should be a Netflix documentary', 'you were dating a serial killer fr' etc, and then at the end of the series he's like 'to everyone telling me to report him to the police, I appreciate the concern but we're actually married now 🥰 so it's fine'
Then you just have Tozer in the comments like 'wait DM me I think I'm dating this guy too???'
I knew *someone* had ribbed-top fingerless gloves!! Our favourite boy who FUCKS, but more importantly, who CARES, Solomon Tozer!
All killer no filler in this shitpost, 5/5 stars, will probably reblog again!
unrepentant terror shitposting part the fourth
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