this is a little bit like inventing a calculator, but the calculator is proprietary so everyone in the world has to go to your building to use the one really big calculator. the lines are massive so you have to spend millions building a disney fast pass system and all the while you’re freaking out because you’re spending $700,000 a day in electricity and water to cool down the calculator radiating heat like the sun because 800 million people are using it to write work emails and draw boobs