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Sonic.Exe x Chubby GF [Headcanons]

[For clarification the Sonic.Exe I’m going to be using is X from Sonic Legacy aka Friday Night Funkin: Rodent Rap] {So if you don’t like FNF you can politely leave and click not interested}

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★ Okay, so first off how did you manage to get this guy to not kill you let alone date you??

★ Despite the differences in body structures and personalities plus the fact he's an anthropomorphic hedgehog and you're a human is very surprising..

★ Also surprisingly he doesn’t really mind the difference between you and him, in fact he actually likes it. He’s always been interested in humans whether it be for horrific or non-horrific reasons.

★ Like in my previous post since he really ain’t that tall. When he’s trying to be intimidating it is not really that scary to you since you’ve gotten used to him and his presence. He’ll catch you off guard sometimes since he’s sonic [But not really] so of course he’s just as fast as him.

★ But he can say some disturbing ass shit that will frighten or startle you but if he feels like he’s gone too far he will apologize to you but don’t expect him to do that for anyone else. Since you're close to him only you get that privilege.

★ But also because of your closeness to him he will sometimes want you to inflate his ego. If you do participate in boosting his ego [That’s probably bigger than Jupiter /j] expect him to get very cocky and rant about his accomplishments but don’t worry he’ll give you a break if it gets “too awesome to handle.”

★ But if you don’t he’ll roll his eyes and say that you're missing out on a ton of great stories and achievements he’s done.

★ This guy is obsessed with you and your body. He is aware that humans have different personalities, body types and features. Though he’s never encountered a human that had the nerve to challenge him but was also acutely aware of their disadvantages. This intrigued him quite a bit.

★ Plus the way you carried yourself, the way your outfit made you look very attractive but very modest at the same time. The way your hair framed your soft features in such a delicate way. He knew he was hooked whether that was a good or bad thing he didn’t know and he also didn’t really care.

★ If you have any Sonic merch, be on high alert because he’s the number one Sonic fan. [He told me himself /j] He might borrow your Sonic stuff but don’t worry he gives it back to you in the condition it was found in.

★ Does anyone know the “I wonder what I taste like” meme. Yeah, that’s you and him. You would be asking the question obviously and X would have one of two thoughts in his head. The first one would be him biting your chubby tummy or thighs and the second one would just be a normal make out session.

★ Since you’re a bit thicker than a lot of his other victims I can see him using you a personal heater if he gets too cold. He also likes biting and leaving marks on you mostly on your thighs and your sides but if he feels threatened by another person he’ll bite the crook of your neck but if he bites you too hard or if you have skin issues he’ll find some other way to make others back off and let them know that you belong to him.

★ He also likes the feel of skin. It's so soft and squishy. The way your plush stomach looks as soft as a cloud, the way your cheeks puff up with food while you're eating, or the way your thighs expand when you sit down. If he sees you sit down he will legit go up to you and say this. “Damn your thighs be looking kinda grabable.” in a playful/teasing way.

★ If you ever feel insecure about yourself. He might not be the best to confide in because once again he’s known for torturing and killing humans not comforting them but he’ll try his best to help you. Whether it be by listening or physical touch. Maybe he’ll sing or hum some Sonic themes from some of the games he’s seen you play.

★ I feel like he goes into his normal sonic form to trick you. It definitely worked a few times in the past but since you’ve gotten to know him you can see past his tricks. Now it only kinda works if you’ve just woken up and haven’t fully gotten out of the sleepy/tired phase or if you're having an off day.

“Hun.. what are you doing?” You ask X while looking down at him. “What does it look like I’m doing?” He asked as his face deadpanned. A small snicker escapes your lips. “It looks like you're pinning my stomach?” You replied in a teasing tone. X frowns at you while his eyes narrow slightly. “You know.. your stomach do be looking kinda biteable.” X said as he smiled which showed off his sharp yellow teeth. “Okay, Okay.. I’m sorry.” You said in a hurried voice as he laughed.

★ All in All I still think this relationship is sweet in an opposite attract kind of way.

Silly thought but it occurred to me that I did not know how tall Sonic was and when I saw that he’s like 3 feet and 3 inches tall my literally reaction was this:

Just imagine Sonic.Exe/Xenophanes [Before his final form] or which ever version you like. Imagine they have the same height as normal Sonic so when he’s trying to pin you against the wall it’s a bit awkward or funny maybe both. Since he’s short as hell. Once again this is a silly thought.

For me I’m like literally 5’0 and I have a bit of tummy fat so his face would be all up in my tummy pudge. [I’m a chubby baby /hj /lh]

[I might write some headcanons about him and a chubby reader now..]

THE MEME AT THE END IS A JOKE!!

I just picked a random song from FNF Hit Single Real [The mod with the Silly Billy song.] and bro... I picked Fake Baby cause I was like "Hehe.. That’s a weird name for a song." little did my silly little brain find out that it was a song for DD [Daddy Dearest] and No More Innocence.. [I had no clue who that guy was until today.] OMG!! The song is so good and the quality was amazing! 10/10 I liked the lore behind the song as well ngl. It definitely went into my playlist and now I'm going to listen to it until all the serotonin is drained from it. >:3

My brain literally was thinking about this through the whole song.. [I'm sorry ToT] [Repeat this is a joke!!]

Something I drew that I thought was funny..

If you can’t read it.. It says:

So… How does it feel knowing that you lost to me?

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Cancelled Mod -Xenophanes -Sonic.EXE 2.5 cancelled build..

Finished Mod- Ultra M/Horror Mario -Mario’s Madness V2

world’s most puntable creepypasta

More!

More pixel phobos

Pixel Phobos

Hrrrrnnghhhhh

Don't mind me, just having phobos fish brainrot

TK redesign

Also an art from the three of them

TK looks buffier because i kinda based it on my friend's(Loth) drawing of him:

Man elevated TK to Shogun K status lol

Drew my Loth's Exe OC

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I made an .exe oc, judge me as much as you want

Make this back in 2022 I believe and since it's spooky month/season here a bit of inform about this dude

CW/TW: Death by Drowning, Mention of death, and corpse wearing(?)

The story conpect of this Sonic exe form was that an player find/fish an airtight container with an copy of Sonic CD from an lake. When plug in to an gaming system it still work and everything is normal until reaching Tidal Tempest Zone. Is when everything started to get omnious/creepy. The levels/acts gets more underwater and difficult with less air bubbles, glitches make appearance, Sonic color pallette gets paler/dark (when fur/clothes get wet and leave out of in the sun dor too long). Until the last act where the player seem pile of dead Sonic died from drowning by previous players and more keeps getting added in it.

The form concept is that an water demon enter and use one of the drowned Sonic corpses that was still in perfect condition to be used as an skin suit/jacket slowly and carefully stitch/sewed the opened wounds (explain the pale cold wet appearance) since the body used cause of death was stab by spikes while drowning. And the tentacles are used as weapon, offenses in combat and to drag victims to the depth of deep dark ocean/lake.